Stuart Hazeldine
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I made a couple of movies, #Exam and #TheShack
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@elonmusk
“I’m neither left nor right” says the new boss who tweets right-wing dog whistles on a daily basis.
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@TimLajoie3
@realstewpeters
There is 100x more footage avail for this war than any earlier conflict like the Iraq War. Piles of it, daily. But you need to access it instead of having it served up on your plate. It really isn’t hard to find.
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@TateTheTalisman
I’ll give you a letter, Tristan. In fact, I’ll give you a whole word: repent.
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@washingtonpost
He meant “I’ve destroyed my reputation.” Sequence of words makes all the difference. (Not that he had much of a rep left…)
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@navalny
When criminals run the country the prisons fill with innocent people.
Stay strong, Alexey.
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@Acyn
When even Eric gets wheeled out to say something you know Team Trump is collectively shitting its pants.
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@elonmusk
The far left want universal free healthcare and education.
The far right want to end democracy and for non-white people to ‘go back where they came from’.
The mid-point between those two points isn’t the middle.
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@RepThomasMassie
Tell the Twitterverse you are jaw-droppingly dumb without telling the Twitterverse you are jaw-droppingly dumb…
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@NeilMarshall29
@TimLajoie3
@realstewpeters
My sympathies for your combat brain injury that left you unable to read tweets properly.
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@elonmusk
@thevivafrei
A more fired-up base isn’t the same as larger voting numbers., Elon. You don’t get two votes for being extra angry.
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My iPhone was just stolen from my hand by 2 thieves on a scooter opposite St Pancras. Find My Phone is showing me exactly where it is right now in Elia Mews, Islington N1, but when I reported it to
#MetPolice
I was told they can't/won't send anyone to try and get it back. Cheers!
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@ACTBrigitte
Yeah, how terrible if it turned out that Fox hosts have been cynically lying to their viewers all along. What a shock to gullible true believers like you.
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@CurlyGurl67
@joncoopertweets
We all know exactly why we hate him, thanks. The problem is there are too many reasons to count. But pathological lying and malignant narcissism will serve as the big two.
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@atensnut
Okay.
“Dear Lord, please send President Trump to jail for all his obvious crimes.”
You’re welcome!
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@laurenboebert
Yes, because poor people who just want a better life are far more dangerous than armed Russian soldiers and they should be steamrollered into putty to make MAGAts feel safe.
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WATCH, then retweet please.
People need to be un-hypnotised.
Let’s get this 10,000 retweets. It’s worth every single one of the nine minutes to watch.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy
You know nothing about the charges, Kevin, so it’s you who is making this brazenly partisan by performatively pre-judging on behalf of your base.
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@GaryLineker
“Alright, alright, APART from the crossing and the free kicks and the goals and the records and dragging us to the World Cup single-handed… what has Beckham ever given us??”
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Oh my god
@erinelmore
is totally fucking nuts.
British newsman
@adamboultonSKY
interviewed MAGA loyalist
@ErinElmore
— and she had a complete meltdown when he told her she’s living in an alternate reality.
This is delicious...
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@DavidAFrench
Roe-like laws passed around Europe in the same era and didn’t lead to American levels of polarisation. The key factor isn’t Roe but the gap between America’s rural conservative religiosity, amplified by the electoral college, and America’s increasingly populous liberal cities.
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@thecarolemalone
Last I knew Twitter wasn’t a BBC-owned company so you’re talking complete nonsense, aren’t you? But then I’d expect nothing less twisted from a Pravda/Express journalist.
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@RealCandaceO
You never miss an opportunity to be on the wrong side of the argument, or of history Candace. It’s almost like you get off on being disliked…
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@JennaEllisEsq
Not only do they cruelly mock the misfortunes of their enemies, but they mock folks on their own side of the aisle when they’re down too. And then they claim that they follow JEESUZ.
You’re a horrible person, Jenna.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
It’s laughable and sad that exposed liars and con men can survive and thrive in the US political system.
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@NileGardiner
@trussliz
@Telegraph
Yeah, keep telling yourself it was the Left wot finished her, not the international money markets Conservatives so worship. You two belong on Deluded Island together.
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@laurenboebert
Your idea of a real man is someone who whips his penis out in bowling alleys, Lauren. Kind of an odd definition…
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@TrailBum2
@jamesbswick
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@Comey
Yes, Antifa are a grave threat to your country, murdering thousands in their mad quest to... oh wait, that’s white gun-owning extremists who wrap themselves in Confederate flags. Antifa never killed one single person - except when they were an army invading Normandy.
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@Squaris3
@TimLajoie3
@realstewpeters
You really need to learn the difference between new stories and combat footage. They are not the same thing.
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@elonmusk
He had better instincts about the progression of Covid than you did.
A health professional turns out to be more reliable than a car company CEO, who’d have thunk it?
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@WalshFreedom
How sad. Anyone who tells anyone else to burn in Hell, for any reason, needs to rediscover their humanity. Cults dehumanise outsiders, and those they feel betrayed by even more so.
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@WendyRogersAZ
I am a Christian, Wendy, and you do NOT stand with me, nor do I stand with YOU. I reject your white supremacism, your conspiracy theories and your rank stupidity. You follow the father of lies, Satan, not Christ.
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@NeilMarshall29
@TimLajoie3
@realstewpeters
Everyone else got it, dude. Have you ever considered maybe… it’s you?
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@WalshFreedom
Because then none of us would be here next week. Sorry, but that’s the truth. Line has been drawn. If it is crossed by either side it’s nukes at dawn and humanity bombed back to the stone age. No tequila.
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@IamtheadamLFC
@trevor8sinclair
Classy thing to say, Adam. Glad you’re with us building a better, more tolerant Britain.
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@Strandjunker
Untrue, Andrea. The U.K. didn’t ban Fox News, they pulled it themselves due to lack of viewers. We Brits knew it was crappy fake news and simply chose not to watch.
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@WalshFreedom
He needed the middle to win the first time, on top of his base. I don’t believe enough folks in the middle would vote him back after four years of chaos + Jan 6th. Hope I’m right.
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@davidmweissman
It was excruciating watching Trump with the Queen over here. Normal (and better) service resumed.
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@JakeBerry
13 years ‘fighting the establishment’… from inside No.10, and you still haven’t ‘won’? How many more years do you need to vanquish the Deep State, Jake? How long is a piece of string, I guess?
You Tories are unbelievable.
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@Heritage
BREAKING: august originalist body fails to demonstrate a basic understanding of the text it worships!
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@RonFilipkowski
He is just all kinds of idiot.
How… I mean… HOW do these people sit in your Congress? Isn’t there some kind of minimum IQ requirement for helping to run the most powerful country on Earth? If not can you, like, make one?
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@LeaderMcConnell
For once you’ve actually taken a position that I admire, Mitch. Wish your party would do the same.
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@ACTBrigitte
No, they laughed from 2016-2020. I know: I’m in another country. We thought your Orange God was a lunatic: as are you for worshiping him.
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@elonmusk
@RiaRevealed
Yeah, the corrupt are the smart, talented, funny and/or successful in some acknowledged field of human endeavour, while the incorrupt are those who pay $8 a month. Brave New World you’re building!
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@JulietteFrette
@TheRickWilson
You are free not to take it if you please. Then COVID will be free to take you, or the friends you infect due to your ignorance, if it pleases.
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@Gerashchenko_en
“ We don’t like raping you. It makes us very sad. But regrettably we have no choice but to rape you.”
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@DrJessTaylor
Aaaand a new entry in the Top Ten Most Repulsive And Hateful Concepts Of All Time, with a rocket…
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@RonFilipkowski
Yeah, ‘coming together’ is what Alex spends precisely zero minutes of his life trying to effect.
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@mrdanwalker
@GaryLineker
Be great if you all refused to go on like Wrighty has. Let’s see how a ChatGPT-presented MOTD goes down with audiences. Not well, one suspects.
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@BillKristol
@SykesCharlie
Newt-Rush-Rupert-Donald. That was the chain of Republican devolution.
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@NickAdamsinUSA
The thing about Alpha Males, Nick, is they don’t need to advertise what they are. So you’re automatically self-disqualified. But keep going anyway because, man, are you amusing…
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@AriFleischer
Which of the two candidates is refusing to debate, Ari? I forget. Remind me.
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