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@stormymail
shit girl
12 days
Morgan’s dad took this photo. Inexcusable loss but take a look
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6 months
Had to hit it after grad photos
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7 months
Showing someone Berkeley for the first time on 4/20 is wild
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7 months
Source: Stanford transfer Andrej Stojakovic will visit Cal on April 19th and 20th.
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28 days
You cannot stop the sinister forces behind Cal Football. You cannot stop the Calgorithm.
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5 years
This is the best explanation of religion and divine meaning that I've ever seen @WorldWideWob
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3 years
Easy.
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Tate Frazier
3 years
Schools should start selling jerseys of former stars and the players should get their due cut, I would buy an official UNC Joseph Forte #40 jersey right now
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6 years
Getting some last minute footage for my 06-07 buckeye deep dive video and HOLY DYNAMIC DUO @clubtrillion
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1 month
Wilcox is a man of the order. Let’s fucking go
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1 year
@HarrisonWind I mean what was he supposed to say? “Yea we don’t really have an answer for that one that pretty much wraps up the series”
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1 month
Let's take care of business, gentlemen
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15 days
One of my sister's friends just tried to argue that Stanford's stadium is nicer than Cal's. I actually had a visceral reaction to that I don't understand in what capacity it could ever be close to being better than CMS
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3 months
Lead us to the promise land Jaydn. 11-0. We march onwards
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5 months
We out hereeeeee (I’m blacked out)
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2 years
@BarstoolBigCat Tuning in from Tuscany
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1 month
YUPPPPPPPP
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1 month
From my dad, it’s time to lock in
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5 years
@alex_kirshner This is next level. Wow
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5 months
I didn’t know Tom Hanks was such a big fan of Cal sports @richlyons we gotta utilize this
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4 months
Go bears man
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8 months
The High Council
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20 days
This is so lit and I get the @richlyons signature
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6 months
Just sat down at yali’s and Chancellor Lyons is at the table in front of me. Waiting for a pause in conversation to interject about the future of cal athletics
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13 days
Great job everyone, that was a turning point for the program regardless of tonight’s result. That being said, let’s go win a fucking football game
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shit girl
5 months
Just ran into Jaydn Ott at a Berkeley bar lol
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2 months
My contracts law professor is apparently one of the national voices on all things realignment (she specializes in antitrust) so we’re getting lunch next week to talk ACC and Cal’s future #networking #abovethecurve
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29 days
If we win on Saturday I will be individually responding to each of the 75 replies I got calling me a moron
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4 months
Getting in fights in instagram comment sections about cal beating Florida state next year. This feels amazing
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@stormymail
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4 months
KIRK HERBSTREIT IS OSKI?!?!?!
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shit girl
2 months
Sitting here thinking about the upcoming season @THEJAYDNOTT is gonna have. 240+ touches 1400+ total yards 16+ TDs
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4 months
When maddog got hired I remember having a specific conversation with guys in my fraternity and I said in 23-24 we’d be around a .500 team and in 24-25 make the tournament and they called me insane. Never ever doubt shit girl’s ball knowledge
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1 month
Just booked my flights for the Miami game, law school be damned
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2 months
Just told the guy at the pineapple shack that podcasters are talking about cal football winning 10 games this season
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4 months
When maddog got hired I remember having a specific conversation with guys in my fraternity and I said in 23-24 we’d be around a .500 team and in 24-25 make the tournament and they called me insane. Never ever doubt shit girl’s ball knowledge
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shit girl
5 months
It’s 6:44, go bears
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12 days
I actually need an explanation for this
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9 months
Alex and I ran into Jaydn Ott in the tap haus bathroom last night and we were all plastered. We talked about how legit the #H1M campaign is tho
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shit girl
1 month
From my dad, it’s time to lock in
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4 months
Little sis got a d1 offer for soccer yesterday. Let’s get her to cal folks
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4 years
@oocsopranos HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT I opened twitter while watching this episode for the first time and this was the first tweet on my feed and I saw it as HE SAID THE LINE I paused it and closed my computer I can’t believe what just happened
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1 month
Bears play tomorrow.
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5 months
I stood right behind Bill Walton during a game my sophomore year in a mostly empty gym so that I could hear his storytelling. After the game we stood on the court for a solid 20 minutes talking about everything from Jerry Garcia and the Dead to the ‘77 Blazers. RIP to a legend
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5 months
They’re playing big game highlights at my parents hotel
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5 years
@nickusen I don't agree with this at all. Chalamet is an incredible young actor with the presence to attract an audience already. You have to understand that it's a business while also trying to maintain the credibility of the art form. Chalamet can accomplish both when he's in films.
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12 days
@NotGaryFerman You are an absolute moron. Thanks for the response
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3 months
Lost in the CFP semis to our old pac 12 foes. Man this hurts. I just want to say that these gentlemen left it all on the field & I couldn’t be more proud of them. We have a great recruiting class coming in, I’m excited to hit the transfer portal and improve this team. - shit girl
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6 years
JUST RAN INTO LAMINE DIANE IN THE SACRAMENTO AIRPORT AND I ASKED HIM IF HE KNOWS NEPHEW KYLE AND HE SAID NO BUT HE IS MY COLLEGE FANTASY MVP I'M SO EXCITED @TomShady300 @tatefrazier @clubtrillion @oneshiningpod
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6 months
I wasn’t joking
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5 years
@THR my HS is over 2,500 kids, why wouldn't that count too?
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3 years
@BarryJenkins Still not sure why the promo rollout for this show is being executed so poorly, this release should be headline news across the industry
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19 days
I actually can’t believe we got gameday hahahaha. This is unreal, excited to meet all you guys
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1 year
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13 days
I’m getting emotional
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5 months
Graduating
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6 years
90% positive I just saw Bruce Pearl in Cabo just give me the 2020 Duffy for Excellence in Journalism already @clubtrillion @oneshiningpod
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4 months
Getting in fights in instagram comment sections about cal beating Florida state next year. This feels amazing
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2 months
Final Prediction Davis W Auburn W SDSU W FSU L Miami W Pitt W NC St W OSU W Wake L Syracuse W Furd W SMU L 9-3, finish season inside top 20
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@stormymail
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11 months
Hahahaha no fuckin way @wetbeefs
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5 months
Another night at top dog
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19 days
I need to kick the fucking gameday field goal
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8 months
I need to shoot the fucking half court shot
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1 month
For any Cal faithful in LA we have a big group of recent grads going to Busby’s West for the game today
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1 month
This is the best day of my life
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5 years
@talter @NicholasBritell @PUSHA_T I've been waiting for a rapper to write something over this theme song and Push is such a good person to do it
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@stormymail
shit girl
3 months
Let’s go dude
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Ralph Amsden
3 months
One of my favorite things about covering the Pac-12 was Cal Twitter. I asked QB Fernando Mendoza about what it’s like to have the support of a few select Cal accounts.
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6 years
@BillSimmons I'm here too, first time watching him live. I'm screaming every time he gets an and-1 and I'm not even a Mavs fan. I love this guy so much
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9 months
Selecting “Other” for the ethnicity question on law school apps and putting in the description “white but can be made black or Chinese”
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5 years
Splash.
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6 months
Hoping there’s an event to welcome the new chancellor in so I can wear this. Possibly when I walk for graduation too?
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10 months
Would’ve been so fun to see this Cal team in a bowl game this year, so bummed they didn’t get chosen for one
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8 months
Holy shit I’m taking the half court shot
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7 months
Lookin great today. Excited for a vicious blackout before even getting on the party bus tonight #JustAKidFromNewport #ItJustMeansMore
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3 months
Was blessed to be able to vote in the ACC preseason media poll, hoping my rankings won’t cause any controversy
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2 months
FSU fans deserve this loss, god let’s gooooooo
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6 years
@BillSimmons 33 minutes bill
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5 months
@NCAABaseball Florida over Cal is inexcusable
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9 months
Last first day of the semester
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shit girl
5 years
Got another reminder tonight of how precious life can be. Savor every moment, and don't waste your time fretting over small things. It's just unbelievable how many of these "reminders" the kids in my grade and at my school have had to go through in my time at cdmhs. So sad.
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2 years
@TalkinBaseball_ @JomboyMedia Managers have to stop taking out their top relievers for average starters in these situations. Trust your guy. Robbie Ray’s role on the team is not to pitch in this moment
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1 year
Dead and Co in SF night 1. Unbelievable show, chemistry was off the charts. Bob finishing with knocking on heaven’s door with a montage of former members and friends of the dead who’ve passed playing on the screens made me cry
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6 months
What a morning to be in Berkeley, CA
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6 months
I am so glad that this is my last time ever stepping foot in main stacks library. Convinced that the source of the dark energy this school has comes from the corner of the basement I seclude myself to every finals season @RexVolcano
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2 years
@NicolasRapold Nah brother you just didn’t understand what GDT was saying
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12 days
Imma delete twitter for a bit I need to focus on school
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13 days
Oh my god
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8 months
Went out in sf tonight and I shit you not some random girl I’ve never met came up to me and said “did you shoot the half court shot at the Cal game today”
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4 years
@KDTrey5 @MrRegTheBest @RooshWilliams I didn’t stop watching for my love of basketball, not gonna let one player ruin that for me. I don’t support what you did, but I see why you did it
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4 months
I miss Berkeley a lot
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2 months
Just finished week 2 of law school, playing pga west, we get a full day of football tomorrow. Pinch me
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8 months
God damn it
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1 year
Met Wilcox and Madsen this morning, Cal athletics has been blessed for the 23-24 year.
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1 year
@bigdumb_baby Gotta reply with an 8 ball pool game
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3 months
Am I the only one that couldn’t give less of a shit about which team this random dude chooses to do his first cfb 25 dynasty with?
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10 months
If we had beaten Auburn, USC, and OSU the prophecy would’ve come true
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2 years
At a pub in Bologna rn explaining to girls from penn state how Cal is going 9-3 next season
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13 days
Berkeley, CA is the center of the universe this weekend
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1 month
I can’t believe we won that game
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