“Third Leg Greg” Thomas
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Don’t worry Cal fans. You may say you’ve “given up” and that you “don’t care anymore,” but we’ll end up beating Miami next week in some crazy fashion and you’ll be sucked right back in to the inescapable gravitational pull of Cal Football.
As the Eagles say in Hotel California:
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Only at Cal can you find a good student finishing an essay while waiting in line for
#CollegeGameday
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When you try purchasing Berkelium and Californium for your Cal Bear Cave display pieces without knowing anything about them🤦♂️☢️
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Yeah get fucked
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It’s a shame the ACC is considered to be the next conference to fold. It’s honestly way cooler than the Big 10/12. Like WAY cooler destinations and fanbases we’ve interacted with. It’s essentially the PAC 12 but East. Each team is sort of a twin of a PAC 12 team.
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I don’t give a damn if they flagged this. This hit was a grown ass man’s hit. A real football-lover’s hit.
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Coming to Your City live from the Bay Area. Found the bus!
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@watn_tarnation
Haha it just asked for a company and I think additional info where I just put that I went to Berkeley and wanted to buy a small amount. There was some big deal about not reselling them so I specified that I wouldn't resell them!
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@Oskisstraw
Breh when I read “Be careful with this one” and “radioactive materials license” I knew I was cooked
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@TopDogTopHog
I was really over here expecting to buy some souped-up table salt or something tf
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The proper way for FSU fans to cheer this weekend:
I'm sure Cal fans will be screaming "Go Nohls" too when DJ Ukulele throws multiple pics to the nation's interceptions leader—
@NohlWilliams
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@ReceDavis
@CalFootball
Already heard the frats and srats are camping out the night before! I’ll be there at 3 at the LATEST. Go Bears, Rece!!
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THE ULTIMATE COMEBACK REDEMPTION STORY:
Former Cal K Michael Luckhurst gets chosen by
@PatMcAfeeShow
to make a FG for $50,000 on
@CollegeGameDay
in front of all of Cal Fandom and nails it. Crowd goes wild and carries him off on their shoulders and into the sunset. The End.🥹
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@3xploit_D0main
@DepressedCalFan
@GeauxDuck
Wow. Yall have only had 6 All-Americans, a below .500 record, and two Conference titles (last in 1912). You could win your next 100 games and still not have a .500 all time record.
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What is Cal's most dominant game under Coach Wilcox?
I'll start: 2017 Washington State "The Smoke Game"
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Aight here me out… we make the Ott Dog in the shape of H1S meat and then we cater them to the opposing teams for their post game meals. The ultimate disrespect after being rushed on for 250 and 4 tubs.
🚨Cal alum🚨Who’s tapped in with Top Dog owner? Tryna get this “Ott Dog” going!
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I mean I’m not going to lie… there’s only one choice and it’s Marshawn. The biggest Cal celebrity that would likely bring endless memes and clipable moments and quotes. Can’t have anyone else for the big moment.
My wish list for the
@CollegeGameDay
celebrity guest picker for
@CalFootball
vs
@CanesFootball
on October 5th
@alexmorgan13
@Maxhoma
@collin_morikawa
@MoneyLynch
@duritz
@_CPine_
@RealJasonKidd
@RiverboatRonHC
Honorable mention:
@stevewoz
@RBReich
@SecYellen
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@SeminOLDschool
@NotGaryFerman
That was far from a loss, but I guess I’ll side with you since you have a lot of recent experience with losing.
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I can't describe it, but he looks like a mid to late 2000s RB with his running form. Like imagine him in the old Cal uniforms from that era and then picture a grainy looking video clip. Dude was born to be a Cal RB legend.
Jaivian turned the jets on 💨
Jaivian Thomas rushed for 169 yards on 17 carries to average almost 10 yards per carry
@CalFootball
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@CalAthletics
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@drpepper
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#GoBears
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Thank goodness we don’t have to face this mf again
Among the best in the country with 🔟 quarterback pressures through two games
@FaulkKeldric
😤
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@stormymail
@CollegeGameDay
@ReceDavis
@PatMcAfeeShow
@CalFootball
@BerkeleyStool
Your boy GRINDING. He really got that dawg in him
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@OffThePorch4k
@golDonbear
I don’t even vote that way, but responding to it with this and ending it with “you’re a miserable c_nt” just shows how much of a “miserable c_nt” you are.
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I feel like Devante Downs runs one of the Cal burners. But like one that is extremely lowkey
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Does SDSU have a Twitter presence? Tryna start some friendly beef. FUCK the Aztecs,
#TeamMayan
#TeamSpanishConquistadors
#GoBears
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Headline on Sunday will read:
BREAKING🚨: Per sources, Cal RB Jaydn Ott is out (multiple STDs) from railing Auburn’s entire defense raw.
Get ready to eat shit, sir.
BREAKING 🚨: Per Sources, Cal RB Jaydn Ott is out (chlamydia) for Saturdays game against Auburn.
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Your team got bailed out against us by clearly paid off refs in 2022. Get over yourselves.
Cal is using Notre Dame as an example of what not to do.
Texas is one thing. Cal? Woof.
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Hell yeah, Brother.🤠
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Oh come on. No UNC or Duke at home??
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All of Cal’s donors would cease funding the program & athletics if Cal is relegated to this level. It’s not happening. End of Story.
All the more reason to get butts in seats & show the country we mean business.
Come watch Cal kick SDSU’s ass @ 7:30PM this Saturday.
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People really out here acting like we'll be taking the Oregon Trail in a covered wagon being pulled by some oxen
Justin Wilcox bringing the funny at 9 a.m. when asked about Cal's travel this season: "There's like this great new technology called airplanes, and they go super fast."
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@FQACC
This bop was stuck in my head during my commute, so thank you for being the first tweet I see when I opened Twitter 🙏
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@cloneguy69
@AdmiralBear01
@Tylermi65942082
@EliJames27
@goldenbearwire
@RedditCFB
Ames, Iowa looks like a literal shithole. I would rather be waterboarded while burning at the stake than live here.
@3xploit_D0main
@RyanJosephData
@DepressedCalFan
@GeauxDuck
I'll just drive over to Lake Tahoe, Yosemite, Big Sur, Redwood National Park, Monterey, Carmel, Sequoia NP, Kings Canyon, Mt. Shasta, Napa, Sonoma, Marin, or a gazillion other places aside from a few streets in SF & a handful of rough places in the Bay Area I don't visit anyway.
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@3xploit_D0main
@RyanJosephData
@DepressedCalFan
@GeauxDuck
I'm not going to lie breh... I just Googled Ames, Iowa expecting it to actually be pretty and it's one of the ugliest settings I've seen. California has a hundred towns that look like that but are in way more beautiful natural settings.
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@OffThePorch4k
@golDonbear
Wow. That may have been the most irrelevant response you could’ve written. That doesn’t even make any sense at all to what I said. I knew dumb people existed, I just didn’t know people THIS dumb existed.
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@ChwangJulian
@goldenbearwire
@OskiHoya3
@TomeiTyler
We will have lots of fun going to Florida, Boston, New York, South Carolina, Atlanta, Raleigh-Durham, Dallas, etc
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We’re actually so extremely invested that we did it on purpose to flaunt how much FUCKING MONEY our program has to waste on bullshit like earthquake-proofing a football stadium. Honestly, it’s a huge flex. Name another program capable of dropping $400M like it’s nothing.
When you’re not that invested in your football program, you build your stadium on a fault line.
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Should be noted he did this all in like 6 weeks too. Was playing RB a couple weeks earlier due to injuries.
Also the announcer absolutely MASSACRED his name.
A name people around the ACC should learn is Cade Uluave (
@cadeuluave
) .
His Freshman campaign (2023) consisted of:
-66 Tackles
-2.5 sacks
-4 TFLs
-2 INTs
-2x Pac 12 Defensive Player of the Week
-Pac 12 Freshman Defensive Player of the Year
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THAT’S THE WORST FUXKING TARGETING CALL IVE EVER SEEM
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Jaydn showing up to
@CoachAT23
’s house totally unannounced to play with his son after a rough day is truly the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. No one watching, no cameras around, no one knowing, just genuine love and caring. Jaydn Ott is as real as it gets on and off the field.🥹
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The “Freeze Four” when The Takers 3.0 line up over them:
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@TheTongass
Hahaha nothing compares to Pullman. Miami is definitely the LA of the ACC though. I think Miami and UCLA is a great comp
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@3xploit_D0main
If anything, it’s one of the greatest compliments considering the single biggest disadvantage for the Pac 12 was a lack of visibility being 3 hours behind the East Coast. So that negates its biggest disadvantage.
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@BarronTheBarner
@CFBHome
Currently, but recently we’ve also had Marshawn, Cam Jordan, Desean Jackson, Keenan Allen, Alex Mack, Tyson Alualu, Tony Gonzalez, Mitchell Schwartz, Herm Edwards, Ron Rivera, and countless others
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@wetbeefs
A story on Nando gaining respect:
QBs were live one day and a vet DL knocked Nando on a play and was talking shit and Nando popped right up talking hella shit right back. DL said to himself, “okay, this dude got that dawg in him.” Just one specific example!
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@mikemcmicky
@DepressedCalFan
Very very true. Although a very interesting note is that Cal seemingly almost always gets guys that didn’t play at previous schools to be huge contributors while productive players here that go elsewhere rarely amount to anything!
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@TwistNHook
@Oskisstraw
Yeahhhh, I definitely didn’t go here to study Chemistry and Physics 🫥🫥🫥
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All these IDIOTS suggesting Cal & Stanfurd return to the “Pac 12” need to come to terms w/ reality.
WE ARE NOT CHOOSING TO RELEGATE OURSELVES TO INFERIORITY & IRRELEVANCY
People think Cal’s attendance is bad now? Imagine 0 donor funding, 0 NIL, AND playing a MWC schedule. GTFOH
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This mob trying to get into Gameday is close to rivaling the infamous free Waka Flocka concert in the student union
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I think I’m on a streak of at least five people in a row that haven’t said “Go Bears” back to me. Why is this a consistent issue with Cal fans??
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Calling it now: Marcus Harris pick 6 on a jumped screen pass
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Lowkey the recruit I'm most excited for. Seems like a total baller.
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All the more reason to pack CMS and help cheer our Bears to victory. Our future could literally depend on this season
Is anyone else kinda nervous about this? The ACC is one court decision away from dissolving and I really don’t want Cal to go back to the PAC and be relegated to the 6th G5 conference.
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Just wait until you see a sunset behind the Campanile from the top of the stands at kickoff. Need to get you some tickets to the University Club seats too! The view from the glass deck on the backside is incredible!
#GoBears
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Have we actually NEVER lost to an FCS team?
The last team FBS team lost to a FCS team
Akron- 2010
App St- 2014
Arkansas- 1992
Arkansas St- 2016
Arizona- 2021
Army- 2015
Ball St- 2014
Baylor- 2017
Boise St- 1997
Boston College- 1978
Bowling Green- 2022
Buffalo- 2023
Central Michigan- 2007
Charlotte- 2022
Cincinnati- 1999
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A modern day Demetris Robertson
In other news, J.Michael Sturdivant is on face to fail to meet his 1 year Cal production in the 2 years he will be at UCLA.
Sometimes grass isn't greener on the other side.
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Y’all boutta see what the REAL Pac 12 is like.
Imposter!
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How does it feel to be raw dogged with $10M after having both your football team and your backs get blown out in the last edition of Cal vs UCLA?
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@3xploit_D0main
@RyanJosephData
@DepressedCalFan
@GeauxDuck
I'll just drive over to Lake Tahoe, Yosemite, Big Sur, Redwood National Park, Monterey, Carmel, Sequoia NP, Kings Canyon, Mt. Shasta, Napa, Sonoma, Marin, or a gazillion other places aside from a few streets in SF & a handful of rough places in the Bay Area I don't visit anyway.
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This was a losing-mentality interview. I don’t think he even mentioned the word “win”. He said “we’re going to continue to chip away no matter what happens on Saturday.”
They have zero confidence. All about “losing to learn”, “getting better”, and “grinding”.
They’re cooked.
"We want to make sure we're coming out here and learning and trying to correct the mistakes so we can go out on Saturday and make a difference."
@MorlockKyle
and
@jeffculhane
bring you today's practice report
#NoleFamily
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#KeepCLIMBing
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@dajaz027
You think FSU is the only one we started a back and forth with??🤣🤣🤣 Brother, you must not know how to use the internet or must’ve been in a coma the past month. Get off your high horse, Napoleon.
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We need a safe space to talk about Alabama Syndrome.
It’s okay if you have it. It might be hereditary, since 98.3% of Auburn fans seem to think they are actually Alabama. 9/10 doctors agree that 80% of cases are diagnosed as Alabama Syndrome and the other 18.3% are just stupid.
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Cal Fans, is this acceptable to wear even though it has red letters?
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Just watched some Chandler Rogers highlights and even though I’m personally rooting for Nando, I think the offense will be in very capable hands no matter who is QB1.
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You’re telling me we’re never getting an Oski headgear pick???
Sounding like Corso will not be in Berkeley for College GameDay
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Honestly hilarious reading stuff like this after now being known as a national phenomenon. We’re everywhere. We’ve been everywhere. No one was looking.
Do Cal and Stanford even care what’s going on right now? Do the fans care?
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Can we believe the anti-hype of FSU being ass?
DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE BOYS HEADS DOWN PRACTICE HARD AND BELIEVE THAT ANY OPPONENT CAN BEAT US ON ANY GIVEN DAY
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@RobertGC2001
I definitely think we have more time than what F$U fans seem to think, but eventually I imagine they’ll be able to pay the buyout. I have no clue why they would want to enter a stacked conference where they’ll just be an above average program.
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@AlanMar58450526
@macclelland
@TwistNHook
I honestly felt the same way, but with how much our fanbase has embraced the change, it really feels oddly “normal”
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@CalFootball
Throwback to the FBI meeting that
@ashtyn
used where the ball is inbounds near the sideline on a kickoff and you go put your feet out of bounds to establish yourself as such and then touch the ball to warrant a 15-yard out of bounds penalty. They really come in handy!🤯
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Can we PLEASE bring back the live bear mascot???
@CalAthletics
@richlyons
@ADCalBears
@CalFootball
@Cal
@CalBand
We need to elevate our Football entrance-especially for night games‼️🎇The
@Calband
@CalCheerleading
@CalCheerTeam
@thebearettes
should all flank the players,
@Oski
leading players on ATV w/boombox
#CaliforniaLove
🎵
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@JPESTRELLAFAN
@TheTongass
I think people care about as much about UCLA Football. Their attendance is essentially the same.
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This dude might ACTUALLY be the only Wake Forest fan. Zero likes?
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Those are Linebackers’ Linebackers right there.💪💪💪💪
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The one thing I hate about having a burner is when you think you have a fire Tweet but you can’t share it with your friends without doxxing yourself.😞
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Great play by Chad, but what a lazy ass attempt at a tackle by LB
#44
and what a fucking ATROCIOUS angle by S
#29
. I mean my eyeballs just threw up watching that bullshit. Ew.
Day 35- 2016 Davis Webb hits Chad Hansen on a slant and he takes it to the house on the first offensive play of the game for the bears. Bears would unfortunately fall in this one.
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This caught me so off guard and I absolutely love it
#GoBears
#GetUpForGameday
You heard the man 🗣️
Zack Follett is calling all of our
#CalFamily
to show out for our College Gameday this Saturday 😤
#GoBears
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#ALLIN
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That was also a really dumb 15 yard penalty call. He’s trying to punch the ball. Maybe if they’re saying it’s because Nando was sliding, but the guy was starting his punch before the slide I think. I like to think Coe would’ve made his kick from 15 yards further though.
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@ReceDavis
@CalFootball
Rece, y’all better invite Marshawn as the guest speaker. That’ll blow Bama out of the water. Have him pull up in the golf cart!
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