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Steven Burns

@stevenroyburns

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All my own teeth. Fulham,Ayr Utd,Windsor&Eton,London Scottish FC,Shed Seven,LibDem,Français,Deutsch, Srpsko-Hrvatski,Русскоязычный 🇺🇦 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇹

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2 months
@stevelutwyche @fesshole Also not allowed in the bedroom!
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@stevelutwyche @shedseven @jeremydoyle Great Mr Tickle right arm from Mr Doyle there.
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2 months
@stevelutwyche @MttRbnsn @SKODAUK_Media Mines a 1.5TSI DSG SE. Goes like stink, more room in it than the Albert Hall, 60mpg at 68mph on the motorway, bags of mid range overtaking torque. Brilliant thing.
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3 months
@MattRodda Liaise this, Matt.
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3 months
RT @stevenroyburns: @thameswater @timjreynolds Latest update given at 20.48, water available in Henley only until 21.00. Please convey my u…
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RT @stevenroyburns: Zero water in Caversham all day today. And this is the @thameswater response. 12 minutes to collect bottled water, from…
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Steven Burns
3 months
@thameswater @timjreynolds Latest update given at 20.48, water available in Henley only until 21.00. Please convey my utter disgust for the total contempt you have for your alleged customers to your company management. Absolutely unacceptable, disgraceful lack of support.
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3 months
Zero water in Caversham all day today. And this is the @thameswater response. 12 minutes to collect bottled water, from 8 miles away. This is absolutely disgraceful. Utterly unacceptable. #RG4 #rdguk
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Steven Burns
3 months
@MickeyOnions In like Flynn
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3 months
@MickeyOnions You don't need an invite for the blue one any more, you just sign up. I'll save that boozer article for a quiet moment 🍻
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3 months
@MickeyOnions I'm on the obvious other blue and thready ones if you decide to go over too. Be good to stay in touch, we've got a crawl of dodgy boozers to organise.
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3 months
@GethinJones123 Fairy nuff.
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Steven Burns
3 months
£500k per apartment. And everyone wonders why Slough Council is effectively bankrupt. Market price for these flats would surely be under £200k. Trousers, meet floor.
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BBC Berkshire
3 months
Work at block bought for £1 set to cost £33.7m #bbcberkshire
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3 months
@GethinJones123 @janiceholland62 The 'lots of money' bit being the big problem in my experience of job hunting for roles requiring foreign languages. Any sign of an uptick in offered salaries, Geth? Asking for a friend...
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RT @TVP_Reading: 👏 👏 👏Missing girl found 👏 👏 👏 Some good news to bring you this morning, missing girl Chloe from Reading has been found.…
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3 months
RT @JeremyCliffe: So what next? A vote of confidence in Bundestag on 15 January, then likely new elections by end of March... a timeline th…
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