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@stevemalter
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Theee things @realDonaldTrump needs to learn: The stock market is not the economy. Today’s weather is not climate. The deficit and the national debt are not the same. Bonus fourth: Russia is the enemy. I know there are a lot more, but we have to start simple.
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So if churches are essential ‘businesses’, should they not pay ‘essential’ taxes?
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@AkilahObviously Milk is bovine growth serum, meant to take a calf to an adult as quickly as possible. Cannot possibly be that good for you. The Dairy lobby has conned Americans for decades.
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@ACTBrigitte You need to stop the early drinking.
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@FLOTUS @WhiteHouse But, you hate f$&?ing Christmas. You said so, yourself.
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@thegoodgodabove #YouAboutToLoseYoJob Who is she? What does she do? She needs to be unemployed.
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@politvidchannel And they say the left commits voter fraud. It is 90/10 GOP shenanigans.
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Make abortion access a national referendum. Put it on all ballots in November. Majority wins. No electoral college shenanigans. If the majority Catholic nation of Ireland can do it, so can we.
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@PPathole @elonmusk Honda got rid of the sloped sides in the Ridgeline, because they impeded loading from the side. And, they were ugly.
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@stevemalter
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@EndAbortionOH Just so you know, the Bible defines life ‘at the first breath’.
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@Matthew68329130 @lporiginalg You have obviously never actually located a clitoris.
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Master of Strategery
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Say what you want about his Presidency, and I believe he got a bad rap, there has been no better ex-President than Jimmy Carter. Domestically and internationally, he is a man of honor and integrity. I wish you a path with no pain, Mr. President.
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Master of Strategery
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So...Kamala was ‘disrespectful’ to Kavanaugh, because she calmly asked serious questions that he could not answer truthfully. So what do we call the unhinged yelling of Jordan, Gaetz, and Collins, the completely unhinged Gohmert, or the obtuse Kennedy or Paul in the Senate?
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Master of Strategery
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@RepCawthorn Patriots do not try to overthrow the government. Oh, and those patriots signed on to obey orders.
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@laurenboebert That’s rich! Thoughts and prayers have NO history of ever working. Assault weapon bans and clip limits have demonstrable (you might need to look that one up) history of reducing shootings.
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@LaurieDefender Where is Marsha Black-bird’s nest-burn’s outrage over what to teach children?
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@ThisIsKyleR You should be thankful for every day you are not doing 20 to life.
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Master of Strategery
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@LbudisaLila It is 59. You people getting 9 frighten me.
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@stevemalter
Master of Strategery
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@thehill So he can loan $26m, but he needs an home equity loan for $130k?
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@RicciGeri Son of a brilliant (strong) woman. Married a brilliant (strong) woman. Helped raise a brilliant (strong) woman. Strong women are super attractive.
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@stevemalter
Master of Strategery
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@Eiggam5955 Lost a client. Kept your soul.
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@joncoopertweets @GiseleDubson @Sen_JoeManchin Because his constituents were never his real concern.
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@Patrickschaub5 Let us not forget that the electric grid in Texas goes down in hot weather as well.
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@mmfa Um.... no he cannot. Maybe if you had more than one year of college (I checked your bio @seanhannity ), you might know that.
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@thehill Add Home Depot to Coors, Papa John’s, Dominos, and Chick Fil A, who do not get my business.
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@NotHoodlum Please let them be sterile.
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@Myberns1 He hid in a bunker when a few black folks walked past the White House.
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@stevemalter
Master of Strategery
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@LisPower1 @mmfa How do he and Hannity not end up rumbling in the halls?
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@stevemalter
Master of Strategery
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@MysterySolvent I know some of their (Eric and Jr.) teachers from The Hill School. Arrival was a circus. Felt entitled. Not good students. Nothing athletes. Faculty was glad when they were gone.
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@sharkyrae Guns are not a God-given right. Tax cuts do not pay for themselves. Healthcare is a right. The cost of climate inaction is multiples of the cost of fighting climate change. Love is love. BLM More, people?
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Master of Strategery
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@TizzyEnt @Kaylan_TX Finger prints on the window.
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Master of Strategery
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@GShelia1951 Um....No. Tired of playing nice. If Joe were infected, the GOP would be figuring out how to blame him and portraying him as weak and unable to fight off the virus. They would take all advantage. Keep campaigning on the issues.
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Master of Strategery
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@GeesNYC @politvidchannel Toomey can do this because he is not running for re-election.
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@NoLieWithBTC Then he pivots to our Southern border!!! Like Mexico just declared Arizona and New Mexico as independent nations.
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Master of Strategery
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@5_2blue @OMAPROUD @JacobAWohl Let’s start a ‘I was in a hipster coffee shop....’ contest. Or ‘I was in a right wing coffee shop....’
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Master of Strategery
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@dgs8966 @DanaDDeree @SarahHuckabee If she were a 17 year old, I would agree. She is a 40 something who spent months lying to the American public daily, as well defending the grifter-in-chief. She is lucky she will probably avoid jail. One might also think the daughter of a politician might take the AP class.
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Master of Strategery
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@RonFilipkowski When do the police arrest her for reckless endangerment and reckless driving, for recording herself on the highway?
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Master of Strategery
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@GlennMarFano1 Where is her cigarette?
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Master of Strategery
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You mean this?
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Lindsey Graham does not want you to retweet this. Please do. We need 10,000 retweets.
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@realTuckFrumper I think he overestimates his remaining relevance.
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Master of Strategery
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@MinisterOfSnark @_hood_mona_lisa Why is everyone adding salt to caramel and chocolate? It is terrible.
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Master of Strategery
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@DeepState_Shu2 The gift of a Democratic Senate pickup in PA.
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Master of Strategery
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@MysterySolvent Cannot focus well enough on my phone, but I think it says ‘Grift’.
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@GinaSaysSo Just not a cult.
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Master of Strategery
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@MayoIsSpicyy It is a nice piece of historical fiction, but not really a guide to life. The Golden Rule works fine. It’s simple corollary for kids, treat people the way you want to be treated. I find it amazing how many religious nuts think it was written in English.
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Master of Strategery
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@udoabasi1 @brianstelter He was all about the politics and voting. No one could talk about his legacy without putting it in today’s context. If you saw that as a political rally, you missed the massive eulogy.
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Master of Strategery
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@ThisIsKyleR Go get an education so you could possibly be somewhat productive in the future. Whatever you are paying your media consultants to reshape your image is too much. You are still a murderer, just like OJ.
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Master of Strategery
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@VA_GOP So.... for the record.....you are in favor of hindering a person’s right to vote. Correct?
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Master of Strategery
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If you need an AR-15 to hunt, you should fish.
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Master of Strategery
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@dawnistired5 My brother had to get his wife’s signature for a vasectomy at 28 after two kids. That was 30+ years ago. They kept asking what he would do if one of his kids died. He told them his were not replaceable like a gerbil.
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Master of Strategery
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So Democratic Senate members, where is the formal investigation of Rand Paul? You missed Perdue and Loeffler.
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Master of Strategery
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Ohio train derailment. Baby formula shortage. Avian flu outbreak. All examples of why regulations are necessary. The GQP obsession with cutting regs endangers people.
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Master of Strategery
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@jimsciutto @BrianFreed1 The College of Senators has been unable to break the filibuster. It will be white smoke when they move Manchin and Sinema.
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@stevemalter
Master of Strategery
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@SteveSchmidtSES I like this, but ‘waitress’ was a second job to help her family in need, like a good family member. Here is some of the rest:
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Master of Strategery
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Warnock should hold debates showing an empty stage for Walker.
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Master of Strategery
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@senatemajldr Let’s look into the voting in KY, shall we?
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Master of Strategery
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Why is he not in jail?
@yourrightscamp
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A Florida cop has arrested dozens of innocent people after planting drugs in their cars during traffic stops. Via @IntheNow_tweet
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@archehistory @historyinmemes The only one to defeat Lincoln was George Santos.
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Master of Strategery
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@CawthornforNC You were rejected by Annapolis, correct?
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@bfs2020 Piece of cake. Walks and books.
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Master of Strategery
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@Stop_Trump20 AOC smokes them every time.
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Master of Strategery
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@the_real_apants Immediately. 1) someone may beat you to it 2) you do not get if you do not ask 3) they may not have thought of you first, but you may plant the idea. 4) show the initiative Be ready to discuss your attributes and why you are perfect for it.
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Master of Strategery
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@RealPLUTim @LDoren @ohyeah_mamaman @mcarson1383 @brianbeutler Releasing their money that we were holding is not a payment.
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Master of Strategery
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@BeschlossDC How about a current President who spends every day tweeting about the former President, blaming him for everything the current President has screwed up? This is politics. This is war. #ObamaWasBetterAtEverything #BidenHarris #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace
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@sara_carrion_ Marjorie Taylor Greene
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@GregAbbott_TX @TxDOT You forgot to mention that it comes from Biden’s Infrastructure bill that every Republican voted against.
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@SarahPalinUSA We have used it several times in Maine. It works beautifully. Instant runoff without delay and cost. Shouldn’t everyone want that?
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Master of Strategery
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@RepGallagher Awfully transparent racism you have, there.
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@kevbachler @DashDobrofsky You just said you are a MAGA without saying you are a MAGA. You need to update your profile.
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Master of Strategery
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@JoshShapiroPA @dugovics Your taxes are not bad, relatively (moved from PA in 2006). Raise the minimum wage. Codify abortion access. Rebuild infrastructure. Make school boards sane. Improve healthcare. Think about kitchen table discussions.
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Master of Strategery
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Surprised Trump did not say that he barely knows McConnell.
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Master of Strategery
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@SundaeDivine And stiffed the guy who supplied it.
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Master of Strategery
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@Sinfulskin2 You give it back. It is not yours and the teller could be fired.
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@stevemalter
Master of Strategery
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Are you all leaving me 1 short of 5k? The slog from 4k to now has been brutal. Can I get a boost? Thanks to all.
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Master of Strategery
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Did everyone get their retweet out of #MoscowMitch this morning? Keep the truth trending.
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Master of Strategery
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Then index it to inflation like everything else.
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John Fetterman says "An already sh*tty minimum wage is getting even sh*ttier thanks to inflation. It is way past time that we *finally* raised it to *at least* $15/hr. ALL workers deserve the dignity of a living wage." Send @JohnFetterman to the Senate. #DemVoice1 #Fresh
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@billifer1973 Same for me, but usually bourbon.
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A 900 person non-follower purge. I had high hopes for some. For some of the higher profile folks, I assume one of you will retweet and I will see it. Now, I am within the ratios!
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Master of Strategery
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My parents struggled and paid for all my college. I struggled and paid for all of my kids (no early retirement for me). Go ahead and cancel student loan debt. No offense. I am totally cool with it.
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Master of Strategery
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@MollyJongFast Legos are obviously next, for some inexplicable reason.
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Master of Strategery
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Just went through -18 and -45 wind chill. Power did not even flicker. What say you @GregAbbott_TX ? How would Texas have fared?
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@MysterySolvent Much of it from defrauding the government with Medicare.
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Master of Strategery
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Ask Speaker Pelosi to invite New Zealand’s Prime Minister here to America to address Congress. @SpeakerPelosi @TeamPelosi - Sign the Petition! via @Change Jacinda Ardern is a rock star. She can show what real leadership, that cares about people, is.
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Master of Strategery
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@AmericanIndian8 @SjWorm So: A) he shoots himself while trying to get the gun loose. B) he gets shot while getting the belt out. C) his shorts fall down while aiming. D) all of the above.
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Master of Strategery
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@LiamWBZ @JohnstonSharon And the patient will now go bankrupt because of the private health insurance market. If the Rs are going to drive up medical costs, we need universal healthcare now.
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Master of Strategery
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This is spectacular.
@politvidchannel
PoliticsVideoChannel
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“It may be funny to you mother f*cker, but it’s not funny to me.”
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