Jonathan Howard
@staringispolite
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engineering (devrel and partnerships) in crypto. multi-time founder who loves helping first-timers
San Francisco, CA
Joined January 2009
it is once again time to clarify my username š . marcel duchamp said something like āanything becomes art if you look at it long enoughā. staring at people: bad. staring at peopleās art/websites/creations: good!.
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intellectual men only want one thing and itās fucking discussing.
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@Fly_Sistah @JenniferJJacobs @KingJames @politico I'd actually bet he knows this. Kushner's goal isn't to "move to concrete solutions", it's to delegitimize the NBA's strike in the eyes of his supporters.
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@CaseyNewton What have I done
Fun fact for your Monday: If you use the wrong ear, you can wear AirPods like antennas. Fashion!
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weāre not the only ones excited for crypto x entertainment š
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hereās what they would look like if they were frying rice
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Do people network consistently without drinking? Whatās the trick?. Iām on three days in a row of meeting great people, but Iād like to not become an alcoholic.
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starting to think this would actually be a valuable talk
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yearly reminder that you can just have affogato for breakfast & no one can stop you
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Fun fact for your Monday: If you use the wrong ear, you can wear AirPods like antennas. Fashion!
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iām disappointed by 1Passwordās leadership and i hope my friends at 1Password are too. in 2022, there is no excuse for having only 1 password. experts say you should have at least 2. that is especially true when securing cryptocurrencies, which I fully support.
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@Popehat āthe antisemitism does not reflect our views. our views mainly concern *disseminating* the antisemitism and profiting from itā.
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Just rediscovered a tiny Google Chrome "hack" I love: making your own shortcuts with the "search engines" feature . (I'll explain) 1/.
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@mpschauster84 @CNN The problem with taxing religious organizations is it erodes separation of church and state. We donāt want the govāt getting money from religion. That tends to go. badly.
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@Mimirocah1 @JoyceWhiteVance @PeterAlexander @GOP Good time to remember he kept calling for the Central Park Fiveās deaths *after* they were exonerated.
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a long time ago, @yishan gave me a killer pro-tip:. pick your favorite meal, and get so good at cooking it that you even prefer it to even nice restaurants. so anyway happy birthday to me š„³
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@sterlingcrispin I wouldnāt trust my mission-critical infra with a company LARPing that a ship out at sea is a nation state š¬
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an underrated thing about admitting you were wrong is you immediately become right.
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@Popehat @SpaceForceDoD Ah, the symbolism of them celebrating a name while behind them is an asteroid impact so large itās visible from space š
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guy walks in to an ad agencyās office. he tells the agency āiāve got a new platform for you, youāre gonna love it. itās a little unorthodox thoughā. so the agency says, āalright letās see it!ā.
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@seyitaylor @MKBHD every five minutes, this man went out of his way to be SO nice. @MKBHD (explaining how the Ai pin drained an entire battery during 8 seconds of lag to get him the wrong answer): maybe you want to use this time to, you know, meditate!.
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this has got to be the best feature apple has ever made
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@Popehat Iāve lost the ability to tell when youāre joking about something stupid, and when something stupid happened that youāre joking about.
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@AaronBlake @qjurecic seems like something a chief of fraud and public corruption might resign over.
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@soledadobrien @NYT āAccused ofā is a nice linguistic twist to get around their rules on the subject. I look forward to every future Trump story including āaccused of lyingā.
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@hemiiiiis Wonder if he uses an old version of Tweetdeck that uses an old version of the API?
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@yolidevushka @charliespiering Translation: "Tech creates jobs; immigration is important; I'm being very careful to flatter you, word this simply, and it was your idea".
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@blader This is great!. Thereās a ~1px border that lags/leads the dominant color, in the direction of āmovementā
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@memeprovider @ReneeDarthMaul I regret to inform you it appears someone stole your image and replaced it with an image of why you definitely should put lights on Christmas trees.
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If I'm understanding this right, the app. - Scans a random pile of LEGOs.- Computes everything you could build.- Pulls up step by step instructions.- Shows you where in the pile each brick is.š¤Æ.
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keep thinking about how someone called kids ātime billionairesā.
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@Chad_Hurley @iankar_ I wonder if there are any differences between CL and Twitter that might make this a not very useful comparison š.
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Excited and beyond honored that the @SushiSwap team is nominating me as Head Chef For those who don't know me, I thought Iād share a bit of my personal story:.
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@rachelmillman @oneunderscore__ lol, just realized thatās a fake twitter announcement account, seemingly in violation of twitter policy .
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twitter blue people now:. margot robbie is mid. this is the best feature appleās ever made. yum yum yum! pineapple pizza. NO CAPITALISM. oooh! should designers learn to code? youāre telling me a shrimp fried this rice? the dress is blue yes yes yes! yes yes yes! ten ways AI canā
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@djnavarro @alexpghayes @WIRED āIn doing so, Lana used a concept that particle physicists refer to as āelectronsā to send information-carrying signals to a computer server many miles awayā.
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@hdot42 @Mimirocah1 @JoyceWhiteVance @PeterAlexander @GOP The shame here is not on the reporter. That was a warning that shouldāve made it *harder* to make that mistake (if it were one)ā¦. It was āRemember what youāre saying when you say treason, Mr President. It means the death penaltyā and Trump doubles down. He has a history of this.
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āØMORE PERSONAL NEWS āØ. I canāt believe I get to say this: Iām starting a company with @MackFlavelle, cofounder of CryptoKitties and Dapper Labs (makers of NBA Top Shot)!.
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@EastBayBeast2 @ZTPetrizzo The last webpage your ISP records you accessing is this video telling you to destroy your phone. Thoughts?.
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the four of them get down in one knee in front of his desk, and out their hands out in a big ātada!!ā pose, faces excited and expectant. ad agency guy is stunned for a minute. all he can get out is āthis plan, what do you call it?ā. in unison, they say proudly.āØāBrand Safety!āāØ.
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@cspamus1 @kyledcheney To be fair, if youāre going to say ridiculous things like āalleged impeachment inquiryā and āalleged whistleblowerā, you canāt exactly use a serious font.
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Does anyone else avoid searching for emojis by remembering what iOS will autosuggest? eg. hi šš¼.ok šš¼.lol š.hm š.cry š.fist šš¼.eek š¬.huh š¤.sad š.uhh š.hug š¤.love ā¤ļø.kiss š.cool š.eyes š.wink š.angry š¤.love it š.i hope š¤š¼.joking š.cheers š„/š».glasses š¤.point up šš¼.
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@austinthesing @ShawnFetta @MKBHD Iām long on tesla, but come on. Those risks normally donāt include outright lies.
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8 years ago today I went to Alaska with my family, andā¦ well
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@rrhoover One underlying āproductivity hackā I donāt see cited often is just really *really* giving a shit. Knowing your āwhyāsā and intensely caring your goal succeeds. A lot of the other advice follows from this, or rings hollow without it.
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@joshtpm @npfandos @Susan_Hennessey The second prongāthat āthere is no valid impeachment proceedingāāwas probably laughed at by her lawyers. Interestingly, their response implies her lawyers claimed deliberative process privilege ādisappears altogetherā in impeachment/suspected wrong-doing.
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Area Man Demands Platform Retract Terms He Agreed To.
Wow. I'm literally stunned. Apple just doubled down on their rejection of HEY's ability to provide bug fixes and new features, unless we submit to their outrageous demand of 15-30% of our revenue. Even worse: We're told that unless we comply, they'll REMOVE THE APP.
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Every time I see a prominent tech person opine on ethics in journalism, I look for past tweets about Uber, WeWork, Zenefits, etc. Itās been weeks and I havenāt found a single tweet.
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A dating app for people who are nice to each other called Tender.
A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.
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@memeprovider @ReneeDarthMaul *on palm trees š¤¦š»āāļø . edit buttonnnn! *shakes fist at cloud*.
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@DryerCombo @rachelmillman @oneunderscore__ that just increases the irony, since he apparently DGAF about his own rules.
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@Yascha_Mounk @Susan_Hennessey This deserves to be looked, but ALSO. - The data after that jump was done by a completely different poll. Might explain some or all the difference. - They combine all the way down to āa littleā justified. āA littleā might include, eg āif last resort to prevent theft of electionā.
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you DMād āweāre hiring!ā. @mikedemarais bribed their whole family. you are not the same
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Me: well thatās dumb, those have been around forā šÆ .*suddenly Bladerunner*
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@4everNeverTrump @charlesornstein @Fightkidscancer Lots of reports that this fact alone has often not been enough for many regular people.
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imagine being this confident in your code.
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@fran_adkins @SteveScalise If there were really exculpatory evidence Schiff is withholding. do we really believe Republicans wouldnāt be leaking it?.
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no idea what this image means, but every time anyone posts it, it goes viral
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Some personal news: after much soul searching, Iāve decided to move out of my apartment in SF. No Medium post, but if youāre still here, letās catch up before I move!. After next week, Iāll be starting a new chapter in a different part of SF. Let me know anyone I should meet!! š„°.
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how to tweet based on where you are
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i accidentally have great news for anyone wondering whether you can wash airpods in the washing machine.
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2,000 years ago this wouldāve become such epic mythology
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@sandiechill @AnnaBower the argument is that jack smith wasnāt properly appointed (which he was) based on the idea that he doesnāt report to the attorney general (which he does) and therefore needed to be confirmed by the senate (which he didnāt). sheāll get reversed and maybe even thrown off the case.
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@mccaffreyr3 Male teenagers and white nationalism have significant overlap. Glad it was found to be a game, however. Perhaps they could play a different game thatās not visually identical to white nationalism symbols, at least while in dress blues.
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7/ So, hereās a thread on concrete things men can do to support women against sexism and harassment šš½.
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I was not told how much of adulting would revolve around using what's in the refrigerator before it goes bad.
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Going for walk when owner suddenly disappeared. Presumed dead bc no object permanence. Good boy 11/10 would head pat. /cc @dog_rates
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@SarahBCalif @neeratanden McConnell has an election coming up. Would be a shame if he lost because everyone whoās currently mad at Pelosi donated to his Democratic opponent @AmyMcGrathKY š
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