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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
this one’s for all the passenger princesses
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
they way female seahorses get to actually cum in their bf is so unfair
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
(during a threesome) I’m the funny one right?
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
chief keef is like hello kitty for men
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
11 months
have u ever kissed a mf and it felt like an email
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
@callfromjamie @SCHIZO_FREQ i like that u emphasized the wrong word adds personality
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@spicymayo18
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
@ladymadelie his bitchass has to give birth 🤣🤣
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
10 months
if i knew nothing about Israel and Palestine and saw one group has Amy Schumer on their side, my decision would be pretty clear
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
10 months
white boy of the month
@jacksonhinklle
Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸
10 months
🇮🇱🇵🇸 Me exposing the Zionist war propaganda every day.
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
im tired of pretending to be chill im insane
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
you should be able to buy a single cigarette
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@spicymayo18
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
@chrisvibesowell i already knew this, they lay the eggs inside the male so same thing
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2 years
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
pussy from a girl that can’t confess her love to you
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
i need @theestallion to rap about this
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
@ANGELBABYBITTY i let the budget revolve around the drugs
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
@777jorgeivan Never mad about it, just sad it had to be this way
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@spicymayo18
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3 years
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
being horny is for girls, men should only be thinking about war
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
@hotsmoovy bro got the presell drop and still complaining smh
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
9 months
Oh
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
my husband using the last ripe peach as a special treat in his daily smoothie
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
hi may i order a diet cock-sorry i mean a diet cock-sorry diet cock-so sorry diet cock dick
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
this is literally bwah
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
SO BASICALLY THE PURPOSE OF THE ACCOUNT STARTED OFF AS A SPACE FOR ME TO LET OUT ALL MY THOUGHTS TO DECLUTTER MY BRAIN BUT NOW THAT I GO VIRAL I’V BEEN ADDICTED TO THE FAME AND BECAME A PRISONER TO MY TWITTER DRAFTS AS IM ALWAYS LOOKING FOR MY NEXT BANGER
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
before u guys come at me pls know that I’m hot
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
@chrisvibesowell if someone told me this at a party tho I’d kiss them u should still go out
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
@kristoferthomas and need to eat from your fries even though she said she’s not hungry
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@spicymayo18
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1 year
no one: every too hot to handle mental health retreat:
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
me and who
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
if i was a man, I’d stalk my girls Pinterest and easily learn everything there is to know about her
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
@hardrappics That’s not Kodak Black, pretty sure his name Kodak Black but when you see him he’s white
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
@ihyjuju If he don’t ride for me after I cheat on him, I don’t want him
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
something about a guy leaning down to hear me makes me so feral
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
7 months
if i wasn’t in student loan debt i probably could’ve chilled out and made this too
@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
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A 23-year-old did this with nothing more than a hammer and chisel.
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
i see a hot girl on twotter, i follow her, there’s not much to it
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
@itgirlenergy no lol he looks like what movies usually cast for people in that time period
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
Leonardo DiCaprio must love that there are only 24hrs in a day
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2 years
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
Replying under a girl’s tweet instead of DMing her is like PDA
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
if your boyfriend is skinny you’re automatically the man of the house
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
11 months
@tyler02020202 this might be for a specific drink idk but they def use coffee. I’m not saying it’s always fresh coffee though… especially any cold drinks, can easily use coffee that’s been sitting out awhile and got cold (ex employee)
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@spicymayo18
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
my husband using the last ripe peach as a special treat in his daily smoothie
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
learned how to make a French omelette
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
we need a slur for journalists
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
@OvOBrezzzy he’d literally spit on them and they’d be like “Yes Chef 😍”
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
@huwangtaiji this is what Lana Del Rey fought for
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
11 months
@modelsnadderall i didn’t say it felt like kissing an email, I’m saying the kiss somehow embodied an email
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
@roxiethins y’all missing the point so bad 💀 like he could’ve said 300 for both numbers and the lesson is still there
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
no real man has instagram highlights
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
11 months
we need to bring back Salem witch trials except instead of burning smart women we burn useless men
@criminalplaza
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this is actually sad
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@spicymayo18
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@maliktheoracle + step stools
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
LMFAOOO (via @kykythatgal )
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
i think it’s cool that Brandy Melville only makes normal sized clothing
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
I start my day with a freshly squeezed Diet Coke
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
(reading vows) I’ll forever be ur sleepy girl
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
7 months
this is literally what Twitter is for
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
women shoot their shot by tweeting about you on their private burner
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
patrick bateman is like lana del ray for men
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
having a messy room is for girls only
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
He let me hit bc I gave him a generic compliment
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
ur in his dms? he’s sending me sketches from prison
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
How do I tell my mom that she fell off
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
You’re in his dms? I just threw up on his dick
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
accidentally gave myself an orgasm while looking in the mirror
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
seeing your reply guy under somebody else’s tweet feels like youre getting cheated on
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
10 months
Your posts 100% make a difference on a war rooted in disinformation and the silencing of the oppressed.
@fakenaturals
ben fox
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The main character syndrome it takes to feel like you're changing the world through your Instagram story is crazy
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
dick from a guy who’s scared of you
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
we need an American girl doll that smokes newports
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
me: your total is $12.80 customer: alright here’s $20 customer: actually here’s the 80 ce-
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
10 months
pussy from a girl who cares about the political and economic state of the world
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
would rather be burned alive than date a Sagittarius
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
roth ira is such a cute name for a girl
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
I’m more scared of girls with red hair than a lady in a hijab
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
therapy is not enough, i need my cat to start talking to me
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
men who put pictures with their ass out on dating apps need to be studied
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
11 months
the European mind can’t comprehend this
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
10 months
what’s the female equivalent of “where my hug at”
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
who can relate?
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
It’s 2022 where’s our woman Eminem
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
10 months
it’s always hot chocolate and never beautiful smart chocolate
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2 years
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2 years
what if men could communicate
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
cathy from dance moms, so good that i always rooted for her and her weird ass daughter
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@thoughtfulbae
Dedee 🤎
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Fuck it, best villian of all time?
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
“The following items in your cart are no longer available”
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
1 year
Jack Harlow is somn else
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
this is fucking sending me 😭😭
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@spicymayo18
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2 years
this is literally Kayla
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
10 months
no one aged 30+ should be using the word “crush”, where is your spouse?
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
they’re debating the anatomical make up of a roach in my replies
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
sometimes i forget that men have feelings 💀
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
I need to start saying “seaux” like the other hot girls on here
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
i better age like this
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
My morning Twitter line up
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@spicymayo18
spicymayo
2 years
does the existence of a micro penis imply the existence of a micro pussy
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