the world needs a voice actor keith x video game streamer lance au where he mains keiths character just so he can hear his voicelines and purposely take damage to hear him wince
professional gamer keith x streamer lance… lance watching keiths tourney
i feel like keith would be the most unprofessional player like his mindset is its not that deep its just game and he doesnt take anything seriously
pidge and hunk would def also be pro players idk
ik we love chronically offline keith but just imagine for a second equally brain rotted klance with ten hours of screen time and the both of them exclusively being the only ones who get eachothers weird obscure social media references
thinking ab streamer keith x youtuber lance doing a cooking stream/video with keith scaring the fuck out of him by doing knife tricks and just flipping that shit around
do you think keith grew up with his dad always telling him he looked just like his mom and that maybe keith started hating his face after that?? that hc would hit so hard with trans keith he probably wouldve looked so much like his mom pre transition
thinking ab sweaty basketball player keith wrestling lance into a hug cause he knows how much the sweat grosses him out
but then lance stops freaking out and realises keith doesnt actually stink cause korean ppl have that one superhuman gene that makes them not smell
read a fic once where shiro was the one with a messy and unkempt room while keiths was neat and tidy and everyone always thought shiros room was keiths and keiths was shiros and i love that actual peak writing
i know in fics its always lance getting kidnapped by the garla and thats fine like i love lance realising his friends love him and care but imagine it was keith and how shiro would react watching his family go through the same trauma he did
ok so i was doodling fem keith right??? and i started thinking like hmm what would girl keith be named and THEN i remembered a fic i read where blablabla and lance knew keith as KEGAN and i was like damn kegan thats kinda unisex but then iwas like is it???? is kegan unisex??
like hunk and pidge never get lances weird internet references but then keith comes along and everyones just sat there really confused while klance laugh about oh no no dont even think about it girl and onika burgers or something
@__l4nce
LMAOO chats like “wheres keith” “keith better” ���keith wouldnt have missed that” and it becomes a running joke that lances chat likes keith more than their own streamer
thinkin ab how if u clr pick keiths hair its not actually black but really dark brown like his hair probably shines a really pretty brown in the sun and his eyes shift from purples and greys and why am i writing this like my name is lance mcclain and im writing my diary entries
this might be the stupidest idea ive ever had ALSO i know itd be funnier with keith as applejack because of her cowboy hat but just hear me out cs angel bunny bEING KOSMO is so
@zstxrboy
lmao yes!!1! lance whos angry on behalf of his friends cause they work so hard and keith who only stopped fucking around after meeting pidge and hunk and realising damn this is like their life and these little video games matter to them and i need to not be an asshole and help
@lauspidgey
that one b99 episode where holt tells jake he was hoola hooping and when jake asks why he told him he says its cos no one will ever believe him…. i love b99 so muhf also hi lau love u hope ur feeling better 🫶🫶
student council lance calling basketball player keith by the weirdest names when commentating his games
hed say like smth random like.. stupid shit revolving around his mullet and keith is just so fucking done w him
#vldtwt
#klancetwt
hi (OFFICIALLY.) emmm idfk loved the brief mechanic keith virus need that back tbh 😔 need moots to be stupid w apologies if i dont match ur freak OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND 🤔🤔
@noimsiriusslee
feel like they would start minecraft worlds with the rest of the crew but the both of them specifically would get way too into it and grind till like 8 am everyday
@zstxrboy
like keith would be the most unserious piece of shit player cause 'its just a game' but then actually lock in with the power of friendship THATS MY GOAT!!!!!
@kaybubbless
lance who acts all jokingly heartbroken and wipes a fake tear across his cheek everytime his niece and nephew run past him to hug keiths legs but really hes smiling so hard and LOVES that his family loves keith
assigning VLD characters a songs from each beabadoobee studio album!
one character, three songs. so itll go fake it flowers first, beatopia second and tihtm third 😼
🧵>>>
the paladins are at the beach and klance are competing to see who can collect the most sand fleas but lance is lowkey icked out by them and keith keeps finding random sea creatures and chasing lance around with them
@apawllo__
ru talking about that todoroki cause im pretty sure one of the artists who worked on vld drew that and it was a piece w all the paladins as mha chars 😭😭
hc where lance asked him this and they ended up arguing for weeks over who could take better care of the others wormself and both ended up with their own individual pet worms that they competitively take care of
hc that lance is the type to be like "would you love me if i was a worm" and keith says the most poetic ass shit like "i would love you in any form because our souls are intertwined in every universe" and lance would just stare at him so lovingly
the thought of them both accidentally being rude or mean to each other cause theyre too flustered and literally cant think straight in front of the other is so dear to me
@klance__dreams
LITERALLY i love messy shiro with stacks of used cups filling his desk and random papers scattered everywhere and keith whos really particular about his space to the shock of like literally everyone
@dillydallycorp
i always felt like lance would do this but nowww that u said this im thinking theyd do this together and everyone else would hate them for it cs theyre always plotting their next heist like ‘which flavour out of the ones hunk pidge and shiro got do u think taste the best..’
so scared that in the future ill look at my current art rn and realise it was so ass cause thats literally how i feel now about my old art can i even trust myself to know what looks good…
@dillydallycorp
lance who cant sit tf still if u put a gun to his head but one day keith takes a nap on lances shoulder and hes trying SO HARD to supress his foot tapping urges... but this is just average cat owner experience my kitty sleeps on my leg and suddenly im paralysed waist down 😔😔
@angiyonginaa
lance would snap him a pic of his worm and be like "im caring THE FUCK out of worm keith rn." and when shiro walks into keiths room and sees this random worm in a glass keith will just say back "oh thats lance" with no explanation
@girlsforjsng
leandro and akira theyre like.. low key idk theyre klance but alternate versions??? but not rlly i think?? ik akira is keiths kinda original name but i dunno where leandro came from