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The Bechedelli Test:
1. The work must have at least two Italians in it,
2. Who talk to each other,
3. About something other than food.
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Devil Went Down to Georgia is fascinating to me because it’s so American. In any other culture it would be a cautionary tale of hubris and fooling with the demonic. But in America, Johnny actually is just better than the Devil. It’s so American
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vtuber im watching just farted loud as hell and the models mouth opened omfg i would never stream again .
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RIP ☕️🧵
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@pastoralcomical
We do still get occasional gems like “measurement is inherently anti-egalitarian” and who could forget the time baby witches LITERALLY hexed the moon?
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@Evanryt
In Sweden they just make you sit in an empty room while other people eat in the dining room.
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@PetreRaleigh
It’s also ironic in the larger context of states going out of their way trying to pass laws limiting how vegan alternatives to meat and dairy are allowed to label their products, something that’s not really a safety issue, and they it’s not like they’re trying to trick people.
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@beanytuesday
I just now noticed the trad cathy’s avatar is from one of your earlier comics.
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@VK_HM
This one is one the most perfect jokes in its original form.
I also didn’t realize until I looked up just now that the version I was most familiar with was actually cropped. The ORIGINAL original is the second image.
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@hausofdecline
STEPHEN A: Skip I want to
ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to blood libel
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!
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@LegoKingo
I remember the heist episode being especially bad because of how much they hated heist movies. Also Elon was in it.
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@aaron_klopfer
What was great about Cum Town was how often it alternated between these two sentiments.
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@legotrillermoth
Im a dying man dying of aids and this review is the very last thing I have ever read. Gootbye.
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@h00rayforstuff
@turnageb
Pete’s father was a member of the most marginalized demographic of them all: gamers.
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@sorkincel
Most of the time these posts are just plain misogynistic and there’s no reason to call them gay, but every now and again some guy will call a woman fat or ugly in a “gay” way.
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BREAKING NEWS
Juan Guaidó has just diagnosed himself with COVID-19
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@NoamChompers
And at Christmas he sold his reading glasses to buy her insoles and she sold her shoes to buy him books.
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@verysmallanna
White people putting raisins in potato salad. How often does that actually happen?
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@allahliker
Actually, “Labradoodle” is the doctor.
“Labradoodle’s monster” is the dog breed.
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@capybaroness
Do you remember they were trying to take ‘Dune’ out of the planet Dune? Do you remember? They didn’t want to let you say ‘Dune.’
When I started campaigning, I said: 'You're going to say Dune again.' And now people are saying it.
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@StolenDans
@NiceTakeMan
They should make a movie with Idris Elba, Bryan Cranston, and Jon Hamm.
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@hausofdecline
This was the premise of Rebecca Sugar’s comic “Don’t Cry for Me, I’m Already Dead”
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@praisegodbarbon
It reads like one of those algorithmically generated forklift shirts. "Does my Dengism and white veganism offend you? Too bad, I apologize to NO ONE!"
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@acomplexcollin
Answering honestly when asked what podcasts you like is like that scene in Taxi Driver where Travis offers to take Betsy to the movies and it's a porno theater.
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@allahliker
Look at me. You're lower than a bastard. You have none of me in you. You're just a bastard from a basket.
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@Y2K_mindset
@HillaryFan420
@haramcart
I’d never heard of this guy before so I’m going to describe my thoughts over the past 2 minutes:
“Wow I didn’t know he had a son”
“Wait, there’s a checkmark, it’s probably a comedian making a joke”
“Holy shit he’s verified for BEING Clinton’s son!”
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@JaneOst_
Watching on my tiny phone screen I just assumed he was some sort of youth pastor at first.
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