Vedant Somani
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Sab optimise karne ke chakkar mein sub-optimise mat kardena dost!
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@juyal_ishant
So it's available on Sony LIV without subscription. The ads are very irritating. What I do is
- download the episode.
- switch the internet off
- watch peacefully without any ads :)
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This weekend won (2nd) a AI agents hackathon!
Ideating, shipping and winning is damn exciting
@adumrewal
@varshilgandhi28
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@gayatri_gt
Lol. The interpretation of the score would be interesting though
0 could mean that you don't want to recommend to anyone and enjoy exclusivity.
10 could mean the opposite 😂😂
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There was a time, I thought I could never run.
From then to doing a 10K has been a transformational journey. Built more mental endurance than physical.
Cheers to a non-academic medal and hoping for many more to come ✌️
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Am I the only one who hates the "Scan QR for menu" at restaurants?
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Is there a product with the concept of a reverse EMI?
I would want to pay regular monthly instalments upfront for a meaningful benefit towards the end.
Something along the lines of Gold Savings scheme. Pay for 11 months, 12th month is free.
Would love to explore! Please lmk
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Super frustrating when someone coming for board games gets irritated in the first minute of game setup.
‘Oh this seems too complicated …’
Give it some time maybe?
Understandable if this happens in a house party, but not in a board games night!!!
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Was trying to understand insurance and opportunities around it from my dad.
I was surprised when his response was - ‘Vo
@sharktankindia
mein batate Hain na - pull product push product. Insurance push product hai’
SharkTank is changing dining table conversations in India :)
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Our house help wants to upskill and earn more.
He is very young, 23. Has good grasp on working with smartphone. Can do basic interactions with a computer as well.
How can I empower him? Please suggest!
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Aaj shaam tak ka wait karein aur paayein aisi aur kayi saare gyan ke jackpots. Buddhi lagane ka time aa gaya hai.
#BuddhiJeeviBuddhiLaga
#JarAppPeBachao
@JarAppHQ
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Just this morning, I was working with some songs playing in the background.
I was just listening and not humming, until subconsciously I started singing along for one song.
Took a pause to realise that it was one by KK. What a man!
May he rest in peace.
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Me: So why don’t you ask her out?
@irishdrug1511
: If you don’t ask, the answer is not yet a No!
😂😂
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So proud to have been a small part of this!
First video call demonstrated at
@iitmadras
using indigenous
#Atmanirbhar5G
#Stack
developed by multi-institutional 5G test bed project
Congratulations n Well done to the team
#AtmaNirbharBharat
#NewIndia
#Techade
#DigitalIndia
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A lovely evening albeit an unfavourable result!
Good fun, good banter and good conversation
Ended with a game of codenames which was more competitive than today’s final 😂
Cheers to an amazing cohost
@ritika_agarwaah
and everyone who joined us.
#IPLFinal
#SRHvsKKR
Hosting a IPL Final watch party with
@ritika_agarwaah
in 4th block Koramangala!
Have a few spots open. DM if you want to join :)
#SRHvsKKR
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🫡 to people who maintain excel / google sheets for tracking their expenses.
Good junta of twitter, please point me to them?. Want to learn some aspects of it and understand more about the process and mindset.
@peakbengaluru
- pls help?
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The thrill of writing code all through the day and the night is something else altogether.
Going through a rush of emotions last experienced in college!
Life's good :)
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Good start to the day!
Need to crazily improve on timing. But happy for the progress!
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Wished a friend who recently got engaged!
How’s your weekend going? 🤣
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In the last 2 days, read at least 10 people write about toffee business!
Sabko ek sath Kaise chamka!
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My mom’s story is exactly the same!!
Started with 20 sarees from Jaipur.
She procures the said Supernet from Kota.
Same USP. 8/10 selection. V limited dead stock. But another USP is credit. She has 500+ khatadaar who pay her monthly installments
Very proud of my mom :)
We met SK, a boutique owner in UP. She started with 20 sarees at home in 2016 and now has her own boutique.
Her post-marriage entrepreneurial journey, building trust with in-laws, and leveraging community for business is a compelling case study.
#StoriesFromField
#SmallBusiness
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Guilty of adding extra sambar to make the order value >199.
Total payable amount reduced everytime I did that 😂
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Reminder to self-
Outcomes - rarely in our control.
Efforts / Attempts - almost always are.
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Recently learnt that many opportunities come to people who are more accessible over the ones that are more suitable.
So if you are seeking specific opportunities. Ensure you are accessible to the right stakeholders.
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To achieve large goals, sometimes one has to let go of instant gratification!
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Key takeaway from the India2Bharat event hosted by
@JarAppHQ
and
@JaiKisanIndia
Trust, Trust, Trust - build to establish trust!!!!
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Just realised.
If
@SunRisers
beat
@gujarat_titans
in the upcoming match. Sunrisers will ACTUALLY become table toppers.
If someone had a bet with me on this, I would have lost all my money!
Ye kya ho raha hai?
#IPL2022
#SRH
#GT
#SRHvGT
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It pains me when people use He over He/she or They in a non-gender specific context.
How can I sensitise them to use gender neutral pronouns without breaking their flow of thought?
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Have you started your savings with
@JarAppHQ
?
What fun to build this 🚀🚀
Come join us :)
We
@JarAppHQ
raised $32Mn at over $200Mn Valuation,
What an absolute honour to be part of the rocket ship, Redefining Financial Inclusion for everyone. ❤️🚀
@agNishchay
@misbahspeaks
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My parents are low key disappointed that I don’t have a girlfriend. 🤦♂️
Areyyy 🫤
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Hosting a IPL Final watch party with
@ritika_agarwaah
in 4th block Koramangala!
Have a few spots open. DM if you want to join :)
#SRHvsKKR
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My relatives slowly turn into Sardar Khan, everytime they meet a susheel padhi likhi ladki
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"Your achievements are your checkmate"
In a game of chess, you don't speak. You just act. The only time you ever speak while playing chess is to say checkmate. Life is like chess. Don't broadcast your intentions. Act quietly. Keep achieving. Your achievements are your checkmate.
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Doesn't matter if you are acting intellectual, smart, dumb or lame.
All that matters is matching the vibe.
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Is it just me or does the "Pm" bother you too?
I am mostly comfortable with "pm" or "PM".
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Make that two ✅
Not a 100% causation but the credit card bill is also at an all time low.
Quite happy with the control 🙃
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Successfully spent a Swiggy free week.
Extreme gratitude to Swiggy on increasing the cost of Swiggy One membership.
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Was checking the registration page for Wipro Marathon.
The offer price is higher than the final price? LOL
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I will think twice before adding a Maybe option from next time!
Too easy to just select that.
Anyway, let me know if any of you want in :)
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Lot of my mutuals, particularly 25-30 age group both genders, seem to have a clear ask
Want to date to marry
eq don't work because of parents involvement
bumble eq don't work because too much casual stuff
Is anyone solving this? Pliss to share.
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The 1 run saved by Washington Sundar gave away 20+ extra runs in return!
Sometimes short term benefits end up creating adverse long term impact.
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Looking for a cook in ST Bed layout, Koramangala 4th Block for 5 residents.
Please let me know if you know of someone!!
RT for Karma
#cook
#koramangala
#lookingforcook
@mulavamsi
@gvkaushik
@jayasurya97
@murali_vedula
@harishsai21
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Distribution ke peeche bhaago, monetisation opportunities jhak maarke aapke peeche bhaagegi!
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@GurpriyaSidhu
Thanks to
@Truecaller
I decline most times. But sometimes I pick up and start speaking. "I know I have a jumbo loan offer on my credit card. Thank you but I don't need one now". Executive says Ok. And we hang up.
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Still trying to process that there is a 30 min waiting at
#RastaCafe
at 3:30AM
@peakbengaluru
keeps surprising!!!
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Previously, whenever i saw via
@Truecaller
that I was getting a promotional call from a bank, I would decline.
For some weird joy, i have started picking these up. I mute myself and let the caller (automated / human) disconnect from their end.
Stupid. But fun xD
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The reason I like and support Afghanistan
They don't give up. Fight till the last breathe even if odds are against them.
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Underrated skill - ability to work well with IST<>UTC timestamps without screwing up!
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Is masked Aadhaar a valid ID proof?
I wanted to delete one of my dormant
@Flipkart
accounts. The team asked me to share an ID proof to which I sent them a masked Aadhaar.
@flipkartsupport
tells me that it is not valid as the aadhaar number isn't visible! Please educate me.
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True!!
Men don't gossip? See them with their mothers in the kitchen while she is cooking.
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Deep down we all want (at least I do) an Indian wicket keeper batter from Chennai who wins the trophy with a six to come out of retirement for the
@cricketworldcup
Please make a comeback
@DineshKarthik
?
#SRHvRCB
#DineshKarthik
#DK
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@farzi_rtist
@mufaddal_vohra
If the results go as mentioned below, AFG, AUS and ENG will have 8 points each and the 4th spot will be basis NRR.
While practically it is a far fetched thought ENG could come up with a higher NRR than the other two. It still remains a mathematical possibility.
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Too many initials owe me too many things now
- Pizza
- Waffle
- Coffee
- Beer
and best of all
- Lamborghini
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Is this valentine's impact?
Booked a cult session for 6PM today and got a confirmed slot. 🤯
Typically it is WL20 odd.
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Sometimes, I consciously reply late to a non-important text.
Don't want to appear Vella lol!
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@Ravisutanjani
Whenever someone says IIT isn't a big deal. I say - You are correct. And then magic happens :p
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Kabhi Kabhi na Badi baat Kar Deni chahiye.
Still thinking about this line from ‘Tathastu’ by
@Zakirism
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If you name your child "the nation". Does that make you "father of the nation"?
Cc :
@gvkaushik
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It’s so surprising that someone can screw up something as simple as nice as poha!
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Today’s problem to solve:
How to address this anxiety of an incoming intern 😅
I understand where she comes from. Absolutely legit concern. Have to find a way to address it and make her feel comfortable.
Any tips?
PS: It’s a home office!
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Apun Vasooli karega 😎
Chief Rokda Office
Kharcha Paani Specialist
Vasooli Head
Mandawali Specialist
New designations of people at
@JarAppHQ
are just hilarious 😅
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People are undergoing shrinking attention span ❌
People are undergoing shrinking consideration span ✅
-
@Suvenk
- One of the best takeaways from. Been thinking about it ever since I heard it
#DesignUp22
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Sincerely hoping that there isn't someone requesting to swap seats looking at a young guy with a SL.
So difficult to say No!
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From what I understand, money doesn't get destroyed, it gets transferred.
Can someone please explain to me, if markets are down, crypto is down, where is the money getting transferred to? How does this work? TIA
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A decade later, why do I still get calls for JEE prep advice!!
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These memes are going crazy. Adding them to this thread as I come across more of them.
Laugh along and Feel free to add to the list :P
Sab theek ho gaya na. Chalo ab khana khalo varna tumhari kasam main bhi nahi khaungi
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At that age when at community events I have to decide on how to address women.
Aunty / Bhabhi / Didi
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Can someone name their startup ‘Building’?
It will be fun to see the ‘Building building’ bios 😂😂
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Cheers to enabling financial inclusion.
Come join us :)
Swag se karenge aapka swagat!
Jar was an idea a year ago,
@agNishchay
and I were talking to hundreds of people trying to understand how money is seen, treated, and used in a middle-class family. There are over 450 million digital payments users in India but hardly 10% of them invest
@JarAppHQ
[1/n]
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Mcube is vibing tonight to the legend.
#RIPKK
Cc :
@gvkaushik
@jayasurya97
@murali_vedula
Missing -
@mulavamsi
And extended mcube -
@harishsai21
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Emergence of "groups" in workplace is a good thing or a bad thing?
Would one want multiple "groups" of internally well-bonded people or a one large team!
The latter seems impractical to me. What do you think?
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I have replied - "What's stopping you?" in 5 conversations since yesterday.
Looks like I am in that zone myself!
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How do you segment the consumers of India / Bharat?
I don't know what is Tier1, Tier2, ... TierX.
Is there a definitive way for this or is everyone deciding basis their best judgement.
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Conversations with
@dharmeshba
🙌
Conducted my workshop 'Art of conversations' with
@JarAppHQ
folks.
Fun Session. Fun People
#DesignResearch
#Workshop
Thanks to
@pacificleo
for the opportunity
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I had met him just a couple of times.
"Trip guy" is how I remembered him. Very passionate and full of life! Gone wayy too soon
Life's damn fragile. Rest in peace brother!
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Birthday began with an orange peeling session 😂
Am I an orange flag now? :p
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@harishsai21
@BangaloreRoomi
@fmrbangalore
@twitrbnb
Koramangala 4th block is waiting for the Raja!!
@jayasurya97
@mulavamsi
@gvkaushik
@murali_vedula
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I realised today, when I am pissed, I still act like a child!
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Cummins 🫡
What captaincy! They prepared for Bhuvi, Nattu, Cummins
Shahbaz, Abhishek and Markram came out of syllabus
#SRHvsRR
#IPL
#IPLPlayoffs
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Celebrate ignorance and follow a first principled approach.
A very rare reveal of tricks from the magician that
@misbahspeaks
is.
So glad to be working with him
@JarAppHQ
about the solution. This helps us to evaluate all options without bias. We celebrate ignorance and first principle of thinking as a starting point. An ignorant mind is mind of a learner/builder: open to all possibilities, a mind full of insight is of curator and editor? [10/n]
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