Nathan Lessoncopy
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At what point does the Queen say the government has to join a multi-academy trust?
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TeAcHeR ToP TiP - you can’t clean whiteboards in a dishwasher 🤦🏻♂️😂
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I don’t think it’s poor behaviour that break teachers. It’s poor support in dealing with behaviour that does it.
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If Ofsted are going to investigate schools for imaginary things, they should definitely visit the school I went to - someone fell off their chair because they were rocking on two legs and split their head open
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This is going into an assembly
#edutwitter
No spoilers, but this is the cleverest football advert I've ever seen.
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My 5yo son wanted his nails painted. He’s very proud of them. 💅
We’re at football practice and another boy has teased him, “that’s what girls do”. 🤬
We’re going to paint mine this afternoon.
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Big shout out to everyone cleaning their houses ready to pretend they don’t live in chaos when family visit
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Big data day for primary schools… and all the secondaries that will ignore it and retest at the start of Year 7 regardless
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My boy’s nursery send home little quotes of things they say like this...
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Is anyone else currently telling themselves “this year, I’ll have my $#!% together”?
#teachers
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If you’re a secondary school with 1,200 students and 85% attendance, your headteacher has got 180 kids to pick up on Monday
#edutwitter
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“It’s been 84 years… since Rose taught Y9 netball…”
We're asking former teachers to temporarily return to the classroom so children can continue to benefit from face-to-face education during the pandemic.
It could be for as little as a day a week next term.
You can find out how to sign up here:
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Teachers remember - your worth isn’t measured in chocolate and cards…
It’s measured in how many glue sticks you have in your cupboard.
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Older, more wrinkles, more greys, less hair. Another year teaching done.
Starting the summer holidays the way I will the next six weeks. Spent the morning out on the paddleboard.
If you need me, I’ll be at the beach 🌊
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I separated them for fighting and they’ve built a blanket bridge between their rooms to read books to each other… and now I can’t be cross with them 🥰🤦🏻♂️
Apparently, you are still in your room if you are sat on your blanket…
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Today my Tommy has paired a new Viking haircut with his Hello Kitty sunglasses and I feel we may be witnessing the birth of a style icon…
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The first thing I do in any classroom I have is remove the ‘teacher desk’
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“Schools told they should teach pupils about vaping risks” because we hadn’t thought of that
#edutwitter
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Big man is so tired from his two soft play sessions, he fell asleep against the car standing up 😴💤
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Who’s not using an electronic register?
The Education Secretary will tell school leaders at a conference today, that it's time to clamp down on persistent pupil absences.
It's expected Gillian Keegan will push for electronic registration in secondary schools.
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I dislike 100% attendance targets. Aside from its failure to accept that life happens.
It is impossible to repair.
Have toothache on the first day of term, and work your socks off the rest of the year, you still can’t recover it.
For me, that is not a message I want to give
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Teacher Tip - Try making your lesson more engaging by using different voices
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When my seventh alarm on its ninth snooze goes off again…
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She dropped her ball here.
It bounced.
And bounced.
Past the hikers below.
Off the cliff.
Onto the beach.
Yes. I went and got it for her. 🐾
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Are teachers remortgaging to buy their students gifts this year? Or have we finally stopped the competitive showboating element?
#edutwitter
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Is this where politics has been broken?
Johnny Mercer seeming to suggest you can’t be lying if it’s about the future…
…because it hasn’t happened yet.
#bbcqt
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Sad to hear only 15% of young people reported enjoying coming to school every day…
#edutwitter
#wellbeing
#mentalhealth
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Does anyone else remember teachers having an “Ofsted lesson” in a cupboard ready… an “Outstanding” lesson… out of sequence?
People kept sharpened pencils and resources printed on coloured paper. In a cupboard
If Ofsted didn’t come, they didn’t use it. An “Outstanding” lesson?
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I’m a big fan of an inspirational teacher quote. But you’re not going to change lives by wrecking yours… if you have holiday time left, try and find time to enjoy it
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At some point this week, this salty sea dog needs a shave, haircut, and dry clean his suit… but not yet 🌊
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I’ve been to illegal raves less chaotic than a primary school Halloween disco
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Nothing says tired like a dad drinking coffee at a soft play on a rainy day…
It’s effectively a cage we all agree it’s okay to put our kids in so we can have a break
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Just bought this from
#mumbles
craft market. Made from real crisp packets. Perfect for hiding my stuff at the beach 🌊♻️
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Seriously, how do people protect their PPA/Leadership time? Are you all locking yourselves in a secret cellar or something?
#edutwitter
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How are 50% of teacher not knowing what or who they are teaching in 10 working days… this is madness 🤯
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Anyone want to guess what my Y2 son is doing this term?
#teachers
This is what he’s done since he’s got home…
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Today,
- doctor appointment
- dry cleaning
- hair cut
- mow lawn
- clean car
It’s not a holiday, it’s life admin…
#edutwitter
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I moved schools in September
At the school I left, they had never heard of a guillotine
At my new school, no one has heard it called a strimmer
My year’s reflection on education is that we’re either all talking about different things or calling the same things different names
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Does anyone know what this is? Some kind of sand dune thistle. I think it’s my spirit plant
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If someone doesn’t hurry up and run an edu-event near Swansea, I’m going to do it myself. And it’ll be by the sea. And I’m calling it Beach-ed
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Setting unreal expectations for trainee teachers for 34 years…
Is there any worse depiction of a teacher?
#edutwitter
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Is there anything as happy as a middle-aged man with a fully boarded loft? 😊
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@educationgovuk
Great. Also, could you try not releasing them on a Sunday, or at midnight, and stop leaking them to the press first?
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My first reaction was “how did he get all that to the park?”
Then I realised that is the size of his garden…
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This is the face of a dad lost in a maze with a 5 year old that needs the toilet…
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Please stop calling them “mini-whiteboards”.
They are regular whiteboards.
The one on your wall is a Mega-whiteboard.
#edutwitter
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You’re school’s run out of pencils but the Year 6 teacher has some in the SATs cupboard…
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Maybe some of those plates don’t need spinning. Maybe some of those plates need to go back in the cupboard.
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Please remember when asking for money for Children in Need at school tomorrow that you may be asking for it from children in need
#ChildrenInNeed
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I’ll be interested to now hear everyone’s opinions on whether this 60-year-old’s school had a strict uniform policy or preferred a restorative approach…
#teachers
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Attendance means nothing if schools aren’t on top of on-site absenteeism, in-class absenteeism, and disrupted learning
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Daddy - school
Big man - school
Little man - nursery
Busy day for the Gynn boys 💙
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One has his pants on his head. The other is hitting people with a wrapping paper tube. They’re both insisting on watching tele from 5cm away.
🎄🎶It’s the most wonderful time…🎶🎄
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My dog was chuffed that she found a plastic pigeon washed up on the beach. The other dog walkers were less impressed with us 🤷🏻♂️😂
#2MinuteBeachClean
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Do what you want on strike day.
It’s your day. No one owns you.
That’s the point.
#edutwitter
#teacherstrike
#teacher
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Half-term parenting tip - If your child thinks they’re hiding, don’t disturb them
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Find someone who looks at you the way my 3-year-old looks at a big tractor…
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Can someone just check we didn’t all collectively sign up for some kind of ITV2 teacher survival challenge by accident…
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@TeacherToolkit
I had a mum complain I’d taught her daughter History wrong as she thought Henry VIII was called that because he had eight wives 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
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I may not get supervision where I work,
but on the tough days,
I’ve got beaches.
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Find me a headteacher who hasn’t served lunch 🤷🏻♂️
Qantas asks executives to work as baggage handlers for three months
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