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Kinda fucked that “NO SITTING, SITTING LOOKS BAD TO THE CUSTOMER” in retail and hospitality jobs is just accepted. I’m a human not a robot, my body aches because it’s not supposed to stand up for 8+ hours a day lol
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Adam Perkins from the “Adam!” Vine died? I can’t believe that the two brothers were so funny together! So young, I feel for his brother💔
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One time my brother tried to convince me the song Too Late to Apologise by One Republic was actually about a person called Stulay Tapologise
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Very dehumanising when a boss took away the stool I would lean on during quiet periods “to remove temptation” lol fuck that
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Also yeah in reality it’s more of a management issue than customer issue. Sometimes work places can be dead for HOURS and there’s only so many things you can clean. I know I can do my work well when it comes to it. Let us SIT 😤
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My dad got his hip replaced recently and my 16 year old cat always stays right next to him on his daily exercise walks! My dad calls him his bodyguard 😭😍
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Asked a customer what milk they want in their coffee and they said “full fat cow” and I said “don’t call me that”. lemme tell you, it SLAYED
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“Can I get an extra hot americano?”
Cool I’ll just do absolutely nothing extra to your drink then
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@mototwink112
Exactly!! I’d be happy knowing the staff aren’t going about with broken backs all the time, I’d be more inclined to shop somewhere like that even 🙃
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@banrionbaby
I literally said it was ableist to expect people to be able to stand all day and they were like “are you registered disabled? And you get breaks, why is it a problem?” :V
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I asked an English friend what they noticed most when visiting Dublin and they said “it’s all pharmacies and Centras” and yeah I kinda get it
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English tv shows can only write one male Irish character and it’s “anti-authoritarian vagrant drunkard absentee father”
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Americans order food like “can I get thee uuuuh chiggen syamwech” wtf is a syamwech bitch I’ll kill u
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Anti-sitting brigade coming at me calling me lazy but the numbers and the replies tell the truth here! To summarise, making people stand all day is ableist, not allowing staff to sit or lean during a lull is shitty, and NO WORKER should be subjected to pain in doing their job
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This isn’t a nice or quirky thing to say to a stranger !!!!!
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Pissing off the Home Economics students by saying we should just print more spaghetti bolognese
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I hate giving this weenie attention but idk if anyone else got screenshots? Can’t stand disrespectful employers, you’d have nothing without your staff
The PUP seems great now, but just wait until the Government levies huge taxes on you down the line! Get back to work!
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My dad told me his friend in Germany failed his driving test so many times the government made him go to a psychiatrist ?? 😭 they said that boy ain’t right
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Has any person living in Ireland ever had a good Paddys day or is that just a myth invented to draw over tourists?
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I feel like I said a very mundane thing and it’s really blown up lol I tweeted this during an 8 hour shift where only 5 people came in and I was expected to stand in one place the whole time. I was on my own too so I couldn’t even take a break to sit. I’ve had a few -
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Every time you hear me saying “well” just know that I’m actually saying “bhuel”
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Of course I couldn’t go to the bathrooms in Workmans because there was an impromptu trad session blocking the way
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It’s not “just a pub” you boring shites it’s a music venue, food market, and art space. Maybe leave the house and go to a gig for once instead of watching X Factor followed by 5 minutes of missionary Jesus CHRIST
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My Mam always slags me about the time in home ec we were meant to bring in tinned tomato but I misheard it as "thin tomato" and spent ages picking out the thinnest tomato for class and I basically ruined mine and my cooking partners dish
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An American tourist came into my work and saw all the pastries and said “oh lord have mercy” and I cried from trying not to laugh
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I don’t want to be put on a list but what if we set f*re to h*tels
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Back in MY day, topping was when a boy put his hand on your bare titty under your shirt. Can’t keep up anymore
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@sprogn
I’ve literally played gigs with a heat pad on my back from the pain of standing at work loool ofc couldn’t afford to take time off work to recover !! Living is hell !!!!
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Fuck hotels, fuck offices, fuck the council. My second home for the last year and a half. I always told people I never thought of this place as a job. I love working here and people love coming here. I’ll be fine, I’ll get a new job. But where will the music and art go?
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Pen on left can like.... get it 😏
Pen on right is shit tier.
Do u agree?
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Pressuring a girl until she says yes even when she’s your girlfriend isn’t normal either btw
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Carrying on from the “you can’t be different in Ireland” conversation, my family were at a pub in Gorey, guy walks in and a punter goes “look at you with your white jeans. Fuckin… Tommy Hollywood over here”
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One time I was playing a gig and this guy at the front was trying to show me his phone and I was like awh here we go a request already?!! but it was really a pic of him wearing the same fleece as me
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Protecting my peace by blocking a man I had a date with who said he got the ick when I said “jeepers” as a joke
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Why did so many of the Georgian townhouses in Dublin get turned into offices? You go down fitzwilliam street and it’s an absolute ghost town coz all the offices are closed. There could be so many apartments and homes there but it’s so wasted!!
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They absolutely love each other 😭 just before my dad went out for surgery he goes “make sure... you call... the cat sitter😴”
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@dasstooshie
Yeah I hate that mentality especially when there’s NOTHING else to do because you’ve done all the cleaning! Like we’re just expected to stand there eyes glazed over until a customer comes in 😑
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Forgot what that snazzy private school was called for a while and was convinced it was called Gazongas
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I’ve had one glass of wine which means I will try reignite childhood friendships via instagram DMs
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Just sent off my COVID 19 unemployment payment form!
Just one page, no extra documents needed/stressful printing.
If you have been laid off due to the pandemic you can find the form here and send to the below address
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This bangs of people doing this face coz they think it makes them funny
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Bit the bullet and ended things with the guy who only texts me three word messages once a week (he has not yet noticed that I have ended things)
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Look what I made !!!!! I only started crocheting in January!!
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The Taoiseach said “not all heroes wear capes” like a Redditor who just received the source for a porn gif
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A couple years ago a guy covered in face tattoos would come into my work and I thought “I’m gonna be super nice to him because people probably treat him like a violent thug or avoid him entirely”. Anyways, turned out he murdered his parents.
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Caught the cat pissing standing up in the corner like a man in a drunken stupor 😭😭😭
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My mam recently suggested one of my siblings “hand their CV into Google” for no job in particular but at least they’d seem interested !
Baby boomers: Why don't you just call/drop in and see if they're hiring??
Job descriptions: do NOT call this office or so help me god I will cut your head off and dropkick it through your mother's front window you fucking animals
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A customer was like “love your accent. Dublin is definitely the best regional British accent” and I yelled BRITISH?? just like when Jimmy Fallon called Rupaul a drag queen
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You wouldn’t understand the nuances of the Slick Trickster movie
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If my children asked to send a cute letter to the taoiseach or president I would simply give them a wedgie for tryna do some nerd shit
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Next time my parents annoy me I’m gonna put the tv on the wrong HDMI input so they can never figure out how to watch tv again
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A guy cancelled a date with me last month coz I said I fart a lot lmao u know what buddy, I’ve got the ick for YOU !!!
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My brain just unlocked this memory. A very very bad memory.
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Finally moved into my own flat!! It only took me 6 months and emigrating out of Ireland 😍
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I was DJing a corpo event tonight and was chatting to an Irish person and they were like “I tuned out the minute you said you were from Dublin” and I was like ok fair. Chatted a lil longer but had to mix a track so was like “haha sorry gotta do work!” And they go
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I am sick SICK of seeing houses on Daft only available for 3 months !!! Hmmm you mean until the quarantine is over and you can rent them to tourists again? 🤔 and they all describe the property’s “lobby” and “catering areas” sure Jan.
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Oh god this looks like the pint glass full of cigarette butts at an after sesh 😬😬😬
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A customer came in asking for directions and I was like “yep just down the road to the right ☺️👉” and she goes “DON’T POINT 😡😡😡” I guess I must choose violence today
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Had to do it to em for my first festival in two years 🤑
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@whitemoosecafe
Are you going to address how you speak to your employees in private? Can you disclose hourly wage and contracted weekly hours?
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Last night a lady came out of a toilet cubicle and was like “watch out, the flusher isn’t working” and i was like “haha that’s too bad, I was just about to take a huge SHIT” and she did not laugh or smile
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@AY_L33N
Right?? They were the first people I really followed on vine, it was cool to see em do modelling and fashion shows after :/ so sad
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Did Sive really suggest she make soup and store the leftovers in a two litre Pepsi bottle as if that’s not the most cursed imagery imaginable
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Really need to mute the extended family group chat when I’m out
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You're all going on about No Nut November but I've already successfully completed No Hole October
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My best pal Mitcho was put to sleep this morning at 16 years of age 💖
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The driving theory questions are like
You’re late for work. Do you:
A: drive as safely and patiently as possible
B: Tokyo drift around the streets and hit that sick ramp for a 5000 point speed bonus
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I waited for
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My friend Oyin possibly took the best pic of me ever?? Forever in debt x
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One time I got freaky with a guy and when he came he yodelled out YEEEEEEHAAAAAW in a cowboy voice and everyone in school found out but I owned it and that's why I say yeehaw so much
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Omggg! And managers wonder why staff aren’t enthusiastic, they don’t allow us the bare minimum!!
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From how he talks about potential employees it’s hard to be surprised seeing how he talks to actual employees 🥴
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