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Snl seasons 31-39 are very dear to me in case you couldn’t tell.
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Still laughing at the fact that Izzy hands is not Con O’Neils gayest role. It’s not even in his top 5 gayest roles. What an icon.
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Con O’Neil kissing men. A short thread and I may be missing some but here we go.
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Izzy hands is the only happy gay character at the end of our flag means death and I think that’s hilarious
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Imagine telling someone on 2014 tumblr that in 2022 there’s gonna be a new superwholock (our flag means good shadows or smth) but with actual canon queer characters and writers that don’t actively hate you. Dan and Phil are actually together. Oh and misha collins is freaking bi
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You’re laughing?
Con O’Neil retweeted Stede/Izzy/Ed fanart and you’re laughing?!?!?
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#ofmds2spoilers
“you know what he did when i told him i loved him? he shot me” gotta be one of the most tragic sentences to come out of ofmd.
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I’m 100% convinced that Izzy is going to get kissed on the mouth by the end of this season but I also have no idea who by. Like Frenchie?? Ed?? Stede?? Fang??? Lucius?? Roach?? Ricky??? Calico Jack back from the dead?!? A new character?? All very possible.
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I wanna talk about frenchie being part of Blackbeard’s new crew. Cause I know he’s treated as haha dumb sometimes on the show (the women + cats comments/ can’t read or write, ) but I think he’s genuinley one of the smartest members/most experienced people on Stede crew.
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Not me just finding out the term ‘daddy’ in a sexual context dates back to 1681…. Ooohh israel hands I know what you are.
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‘Izzys in love with Blackbeard not Ed’ as far as Izzys concerned they’re the same person. Izzys known Ed for a lot longer than Stede and to his knowledge his version IS Ed. Stede is Izzys calico Jack, he doesn’t like who Ed is when he’s with Stede he wants his Ed back.
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Izzy hands is the gayest little fencer I’ve ever seen (and I know several gay fencers)
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This person has managed to articulate my feelings towards Izzy perfectly
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No offence to anyone involved but I simply think con o’neil takes boy kissing much more seriously as an art than Taika and Rhys and it’s criminal that he’s not yet been allowed to show off his skill set on this show.
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Reasonable why I think Stede and Izzy should fuck:
Number one: it would humble Ed
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#ofmds2poilers
the smallest angriest most repressed man from season 1 of ofmd is now in drag and comfortable making masochist jokes. I need to go lie down.
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I wonder how many iconic bill hader breaks are lost to the dress rehearsal? we’ll never know ig
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Ed calling Izzy ‘iz’ is funny to me because it’s a shortened nick name of his already shortened nickname.
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The taskmaster and his little assistant has gotta be one of the greatest slow burns ever put to British television
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I mean do I even have to say it…
if i could have done it all again， i would have loved you better. but i could not have loved you more.
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*snorts episode 5 of ofmd* oh that’s some good stizzy some good stizzy right there.
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HES LITERALLY SO PRETTY WHEN HE CRIES LOOK AT HIM!!!
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Thinking about seth meyers insane response to this sethon question tjis fine morning
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One thing about con is he’s not going to let an absolutely devastating ending to his character stop him from serving cunt
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As much as I do love stizzy I think it’d be funny if absolutely nothing happened between them they just were slightly less antagonistic mortal enemies to each other for five mins and it makes Ed explode with jealousy for no discernible reason.
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Sorry I know this is plate of corn but look at izzys face when Ed touches him. Con put hi while conussy into this roll
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I will say I don’t think Izzy hands is for the gays with daddy issues. Not when Ed and Stede are right there. Izzy hands is definitely for the gays with mommy issues. I said what I said.
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Izzy hands x getting in close and looking at men’s lips… but not…know… in a gay way or anything.
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You really can physically see him consider the pros and cons of rebound sex in his eyes here
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Also shout out to this film where con plays a queer character who is very clearly about to hook up with another man at the end of the film
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this scene was also so sad. Not just the implication that Izzy’s brain can’t handle the fact that Ed did this to him but also the way he’s referencing ‘dangling his legs over the side of the ship’ (taunting Ed) as justification for what happened to him.
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The way he scammed those rich people *chef kiss* genius. His comments about seeing the whole world and the way he’s so pessimistic about being a pirate thinking they’re all going to die quickly kinda imply that he’s seen that before/ has a lot of pirate experience.
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Yall don’t understand the daddy scene comes from Izzy mocking what he thinks gay people are like. Unfortunately he is very gay and gets too far into it and reveals his massive daddy kink. In this essay I will
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I’m so unhinged I’m so unhinged look at Izzy hands silly little micro expressions can we talk about Israel hands silly little micro expressions.
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also I’m being so fucking for real when I say I don’t know if ofmd can ever top this scene in my mind.
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John Mulaney after making bill hader and Seth meyers kiss on live tv to fulfil his sick fantasies
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Ed (emo) Lucius (dead) Jim and olu (separated) Pete (left for dead) Stede (rowing) Izzy (having the time of his life)
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Djenks: “yea it’s sort of a father and son relationship”
Con o’neil after portraying on of the most devastating examples of mutually unrequited, messy, toxic, horny, devoted love out there:
👁️👄👁️
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Anyways entering headcanon territory but I think Frenchie is a very smart character who may be acting dumb sometimes because this is the most fun he’s had as a pirate in a while and I’m interested to see how that changed in season two. Also skrunkly
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This interview is so funny because misha collins clearly left thinking Larry King was a little weird and Larry King clearly left thinking the supernatural set was the yaoi capital of North America.
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He’s so pretty *shows you a picture of the most pathetic drowned rat looking 56 year old man currently going through the horrors*
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Yall calling Izzy the home wrecker as if Stedes evil little giggle and ‘trouble in paradise’ comment doesn’t exist
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Sometimes I’m normal and then sometimes I think about Izzy smiling and caressing Ed’s face whilst Ed chokes him and I go insane.
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Idk we didn’t get a lot of frenchie backstory in season one just a couple of hints but i wanna see more of him. Cuase Stedes entire crew know how to sow I wanna see what else about him made him be the only crew member (asides the clearly competent Jim) Ed didn’t maroon.
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okay I know I’ve made similar jokes but this is actually low key kinda sad. Like at this point there really is nothing Blackbeard can do that would stop Izzy from loving him. Bros lost toes, a leg and nearly his life and he’s still devoted to this man.
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I know they didn’t include it cause it probably didn’t fit right in the scene or whatever. But I’m forever going to be fascinated by what this scene looked like with the knife throw and how last minute they cut it out for it to still be in the trailer.
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Anyways look at this gif of Izzy realising Ed isn’t gonna ask him to stay/ Ed picks Stede
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"yeah well blackbeard says a lot of things. but what did he say about me specifically?" He’s literally just a girl in love idk what more you want from him.
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Oh OH oh also “whatever this is it’s just going to turn me on.” IZZY???? WHAT THE HECK!?!!!
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Just a couple of besties burning themselves when they lie for no reason <3
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Their dedication to never be in a BTS photo together is such an unimaginable L for the edizzy nation
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Remember when Izzy said “Ed the crew are exhausted, I’m worried about you, I have love for you.” And then Ed shot his leg off and Izzy went “serves me right.”… just what psychological horrors are you going through to think that’s the logical conclusion to that?!?!?
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“Seth meyers queerbaiting” and it’s just gay people going on his show and calling him the F slur over and over again
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Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Bill Hader, Maya Rudolph, Jason Sudeikis and John Mulaney all being nominated for Emmys this year…. It’s like an snl 2007 reunion.
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‘Think about what you’re doing Edward, do you really want to lick the kings boots?’ Israel hands, about five mins after he licked the kings boots to get Ed back.
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“but nobody knows izzy pushed Ed to be the kraken!!!” It’s genuinely so funny to me that people think an actual conversation that’s gonna happen in season 2 is Ed going “I’m sorry I killed and tortured half your crew but what you don’t understand is Izzy was mean to me one time”
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🏆: and the winner of the unofficial best ofmd ship awards 2023 is…
Edward Teach x Izzy Hands
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Omg I love behind the scenes photos of ofmd polycules!!! (I am delusional)
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So glad that the edizzy divorce has so far required about four suicide attempts I wasn’t expecting anything else.
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“Do you think I wouldn’t know the smell of my rotting former first mate?” I would know him by smell alone. His rot is so distinctive I can recognise it amongst all the scents in a ship. His rot is mine. I can pick it out in the air and know he’s alive. You can’t hide him from me.
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izzy hands the type of girl to get her toe cut off by her boss look deeply into his eyes and go ‘what are we? 🥺🥺’
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Shout out to that time Seth meyers got so annoyed at horatio Sanz (who would often break in sketches with Fallon) for breaking that he live on air said ‘you blew it’
Somehow I’d never seen this great quote from Tracy Morgan about Jimmy Fallon breaking character and giggling all the time on SNL
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izzy hands *several toes down in an ongoing unhealthy relationship that is destroying him mentally and physically* also izzy hands *oh look it’s scowly face 😒*
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literally just need to give him a hug and tell him this wasn’t his fault and he didn’t deserve that and-
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Complain about the vico and con thirst trap/TikTok dancing videos all you want but within 24 hours they’ve literally combined received more views than the actual ofmd video did in a month. Like omg vico is *promoting* promoting this show.
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So actually fun fact izzy never once violently put his hands on Ed and Ed actually did that to izzy. Multiple times. In some very extreme ways, with the implication that more violence happened off screen.
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Whilst I’m posting hot takes I’m sorry but the ‘oooh daddy’ scene will never illicit anywhere near the levels of cringe as Lucius’ ‘cream of the Caribbean’ speech did. In that moment I longed for death.
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Con O’Neil really walked into the audition for Izzy hands and said cool character but what if he was small and gay and a little bit of a masochist and David Jenkins hasn’t been normal since.
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Save me 57 year old man boyfriend core dog pics…
57 year old man boyfriend core dog pics saaavvve meeee
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man the more I think about it the sadder Izzy’s death is to me. Like the level of violence he faced was so disproportionate and he never really got a proper apology or reason for it. And the fact that his final moments are him apologising to Ed is so.
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Can I say something? Maybe a little controversial but I don’t think Izzy enjoyed the toe thing. I know it’s a popular hc like I think he was thrown very quickly and aggressively into a weird fucked up subspace to try and cope hence the smile and the ‘yes Blackbeard 🥺’
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Yall couldn’t even handle izzy hands 😔😔 he smoked too hard. His bitch was too bad. His swag too different. they killed him 😭😭
Make your gay characters complex. Problematic. Nasty fuckers who do bad things. Unapologetic. Evil. Manipulative. Unlikeable. Three dimensional. Villainous. Not just the ‘cute’ teens holding hands.
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