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@AnneChovy2
same as when americans are like "i was in eighth grade" and we're meant to know what that means
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@HarleyShah
"normal working hours" pisses me off the most. if i'm paying off your mortgage, i'll work whatever hours i like, thanks. not like most people get to choose their own hours anyway. would be a WFH couple, wouldn't it? 🥴
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@Xhakaed
free broadband and more bank holidays are nefarious and evil but denying trans people healthcare and allowing colonisers to commit war crimes/genocide is cool actually 🫠
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@smolrobots
the kids were doing ok until we decided to start calling them hanging out "loitering", and then put up "no ball games" signs, and then had the audacity to complain that kids don't play outside anymore.
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@fuckyouiquit
also when you literally get all the work done every day and they're still ungrateful. like, what else do you want from me??
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@Simon_P_Hannah
@SLC_Repayment
and people still have the audacity to ask me why i didn't want to do uni 🙄 and yes while job prospects are shit for non-graduates in most areas, all the jobs i've had, there's been at least one graduate working there. it doesn't open doors. dammed if you do, damned if you don't
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@mcandidate
nah whsmiths is worse. never seen a card factory with minging carpet and they don't sell £3 haribo and £2 evian
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@lestat_thinker
here's everybody's reminder that film/music award shows were created by studios/record labels to stop performers unionising. so it's no surprise getting a reward doesn't guarantee actors get paid decently. i mean most actors you could think of earn a lot less than you think
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@boringdystopian
it's not just the batteries it's the metal in the circuitry. and the plastic. and the ones with the led screen are even worse. incredibly rare based government
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@expiredzima
i love that album, it's a shame "tonight's gonna be a good, good night" where will passionately names the days of the week is the only track anyone remembers because it's the worst one
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@kellykatxx
we all know this, but you've still got literal doctors who went through however many years of uni just to tell patients to go for a run and have a cup of tea 🙃
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@OldMemeArchive
why would you have to lie to your spouse about what time you're going to bed?
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@Cokedupoptions
i mean, banks want you to get overdrawn. because capitalism commodifies debt. that's like the whole point
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@AyoCaesar
do people not realise that food banks are not just a free asda? afaik you have to be referred by a gp or social worker. i mean it's fine if tom, dick and harry don't know that. but literal politicians really bloody should do
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@sonoreid
also people are like "let's talk mental health! it's ok to talk! let's raise awareness! let's end the stigma" ok but we did all that like 10-15 years ago. are we actually making treatment and curatives any more accessible, or????
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@Lewchube
gorebyss is such an underrated pick 👌 although clamperl is fun too. my last emerald run, i got a quiet nature, rain support with deepseatooth. just press surf. hits like a truck
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@ted_pen
omg because i was thinking the other day. remember when like tons of grime artists and metal/punk bands were out here offering their support for corbyn? can't imagine literally anyone doing that for keith
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can people please stop posting screenshots of the wizard book woman's posts? if we wanted to see them, we'd follow her. but oddly enough we've all blocked her. i know you think you're raising awareness of her bigotry, but we're aware. you're just giving it more oxygen.
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do you ever talk to someone new on the apps and you're like dang maybe i'll end up marrying this guy and then after a few messages back and forth he blocks you and you're like... yeah that's a bit of a gutpunch
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@day_tom
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he's pledged just enough teachers to give every school 1/3 of a new teacher. that's not a good policy
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@twinkdefcon
i can kind of understand when they want you to have a degree. but it's when they want you to have experience in something you can't go to school for and yet they don't hire trainees, and then probably complain that no one wants to work. well i would if i could get in the door
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personally i think it's better when the geologists and the witchtok girlies kinda just live and let live with each other, within the same spaces. like you're into the same shit for different reasons. but that's fine
it’s hard being a young queer woman who’s into gemstones in a geology way and not a magic way because i’ll be like “ah i like this agate pattern” and people will be like “yeah it wards off djinn” and like i don’t think that’s true
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@Simon_P_Hannah
@SLC_Repayment
i hate the way capitalism commodifies debt. students are just trying to better themselves. and it benefits society to have more educated people. but politicians don't see that. it's like how the banks invented mortgages so average people would have a reason to get into debt.
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been told by oomf to post more thirst traps. so here goes. i tend to do as i'm told 😇
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@GarfieldUtd
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not a labour voter telling the greens about the need for effective policies 🤧
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@lackingsaint
cheating on your husband and laundering his money for him because he's basically forcing you to is the same as killing people for basically no reason, cooking meth and raping your wife. oh yes i am very smart
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@em_Lazzy
there should really be something in place where jobs pay you more for working harder
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@0xLiveB33f
@Simon_P_Hannah
@SLC_Repayment
it behoves society to keep people educated. it benefits everyone. yes i want my education paid for obviously but i'd happily pay more tax so that other people can get educated too. it's not just for me 😂 plus they've sorted it in scotland and most mainland european countries
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genuinely, as shitty as this app is, i'm so glad that people on twitter will do all the homework for me on stuff like this so i don't have to go through the anguish of thinking a musician/actor, etc. is cool and then be disappointed in them
"Oh cool, Linkin Park is back, I'm kinda digging the new vocalist."
*Does some research*
Yall, she's a Scientologist and defended Danny Masterson. Nah. I'm out. We don't do rape apologists in this house. And considering what Chester went through, FUCK ALL OF THAT.
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@AnneChovy2
ok because every kid round the world starts school at the same age 🥴 because 8th grade in the US and year 8 in britain are different ages. also you really need to grow up if you're using r*tard is a putdown in 2024.
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@the_debijackson
evil. i don't understand why you'd have a kid and then not love them. plenty of people in the world to mistreat them, why would you want to be one of them?
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@ClemMinister
the membership stats spoke for themselves. but then why even bother being funded by the membership and grassroots movements when you can just get bankrolled by billionaire donors? 🥴
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ok but this is the funniest shit ever
someone got so upset at seeing rat balls on reddit that they repeatedly reported all rat ball posts. as a result, the sub is conducting an event to post even more rat balls.
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@SLC_Repayment
i think tuition fees should be free, paid for by taxes. you always hear the government bleating on about how there's no teachers or doctors. who's fault is that? 🥴
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literally everyone from labour they've had on telly this evening besides john mcdonnell and dawn butler has slagged off jeremy corbyn. alright you pricks, at least he gave us something to vote for
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americans play pokémon and think public healthcare is the fantasy element, not the dragons and shit
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@thetyronwilson
yeah because i didn't think they actually helped people get jobs. certainly not in my time. went in there to apply for JSA once (back when that was a thing) and they said to just apply online (and in the end, i found getting a job easier than applying for JSA)
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having 4 moves is competitive now 🥴
Pokémon Fans when they don’t understand some teams have environmental storytelling
And not every gym needs to be a competitive fiend
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if you ain't coordinating your oufits with your shower curtain then wyd
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@JeremyWard33
the business owners ruin it for themselves. knowing they don't earn enough to live on, people aren't putting any effort into work besides trying not to get fired
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poliwhirl is wielding a remoraid so that he can shoot cops at pride 🏳️🌈
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shawty got that tesco drip 🥵 feel a bit povvo buying clothes in there. but cozzie livs innit. although i did also buy a pichu plush in there (pictured) so i can't really plead poverty lmao
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@qaomene
boo, bad take. acknowledging your own privilege is important in understanding how other people are stigmatised against
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@oratoba
well, the whole "bathroom debate" that the TERFs postulate serves exclude trans people from public spaces and therefore wider society; and although they won't let on that they know, they know it'll do bugger all to stop predatory men, because transphobia is patriarchal
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no offence to OP in particular but god people like this are dull. i get wanting a work-life balance but if i have to get through 1 day of working with no chatting or banter then i will shoot myself. having more friends is good and fun. you can talk to them abt non-work things
i’ve always been completely removed from the idea of viewing coworkers as potential friends and i didn’t realize how much that is in the minority ?? lmao
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put some clay in my hair, although i'm not sure it's doing much for me 🙃 idk it's all new to me
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🆕 hoodie ☮️✌️ don't know if it's really me. just trying something out
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so bored of boomer gays who get sore when you're not into all the olden days pop stars they're into. might've been significant TO YOU but it's not an indelible part of queer culture across the generations. also why do we always have to venerate cishet women. queer icons are QUEER
Young queer people today are VERY different than the generations before. I had to know music, fashion and people that had a huge impact on our community decades before I was born, it was like a rite of passage in a way and queer people today don’t exactly have that mindset.
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anyone else noticed how twitter now has ads (which u can't block) w/ videos which autoplay (with sound! presumably cuts out the music you're listening to too, haven't tested it) even if you've got your settings such that videos don't autoplay. this place is turning into instashit
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i really don't know what people get out of shaming sex workers. if if had the body for it, i'd do the lot. porn, OF, dancing in a cage in a fetish bar, you name it
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have to say, i quite agree with dillon. hitting someone once because you were getting brainwashed by conversion therapists isn't quite the same as being violent in general. misbah wants to get over herself quite honestly
#hollyoaks
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