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Object relations experimentalist

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Rehashing an old thread. What does SLURPLE BRAINED mean?
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It’s 5:00 AM somewhere
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Can’t even call a bitch a bitch anymore without getting fired from the battered women’s shelter
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Becoming a probation officer for drug addicts as an excuse to see penis
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β€œI hope this email finds you well!” How your email finds me:
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@GarrettPetersen Guys will literally panic over nitrates in processed meats because they lead to a 5% lifetime increased risk in colon cancer Then engage in much riskier activities
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@mi5sleeperagent This is how they trick you! Although they are very cute in doing so
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It’s called high fashion because I was high when I came up with this
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I have twenty-three hours left to live
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β€œCapitalism is killing the planet!” Communism:
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Dr. M.F. Khan
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Just a few decades ago, this was the fourth-largest inland sea on Earth, a vast body of water that sustained thriving fishing towns and drew visitors to its coastal resorts. The Aral Sea, once spanning parts of Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan, has now almost entirely vanished, leaving behind an expanse of desert where ships rust in the sand. For centuries, this sea played a crucial role in regional trade and ecology, but human intervention changed its fate. Massive Soviet irrigation projects diverted its waters for agriculture, causing the sea to shrink at an alarming rate. Today, most of what remains is dry, salty terrain, with only small sections of water surviving due to restoration efforts. The abandoned ships, now stranded miles from any shoreline, serve as eerie reminders of a lost industry and an environmental disaster still unfolding. #drthehistories
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@VividVoid_ Also, keep your ten Bitcoin!
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@anpaure @OrphicCapital Unfortunately, that's one of the fronts where AI is starting to win
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@OneEyedAlpaca Door County is beautiful, but not THAT beautiful!
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@zinniaa_3 A smart person who is poorly socialized with the bottom half of the intelligence spectrum, and insulated from it
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@basedaesthetics Can I say something without everyone getting mad
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