A read-a-long podcast about big books. Hosted by Asher (
@asherdark1
) and John (
@johnsemley3000
) . Find Season One: GRAVITY'S RAINBOW...wherever you find pods.
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Nathan Felder actually emailed us (John has a rolodex of all Canadian's in media) and told us that this clip, in multiple ways, was directly inspired by the DASTARDLY Cpt. Blicero (aka Weissman) shoving Gottfried into the 00000
This week: we finish part III of GRAVITY'S RAINBOW and talk to Matt Christman (
@cushbomb
) about the Masons, Old Magick, and disenchantment. Listen here:
As we wind towards the end of out GRAVITY'S RAINBOW journey, as the rocket careens towards its terminus, that final delta-t, here's un petit tease for what we're planning for Season 2:
SLOW LEARNERS is now live on Spotify. and currently "pending" on Apple, Amazon, and other "podcatchers." please be patient as we figure out the RSS feed. we are slow learners!
Episode 1 is an intro/ "mission statement." Read-a-long starts next week!
THIS WEEK: We complete our read-through of GRAVITY'S RAINBOW, talk to Gregory Marks (
@thewastedworld
) about the novel's Marxist (Marksist?) dimensions, and weigh the question...is this book actually any good? 🌈🚀 🏤
Slow Learners Ep 2 is LIVE. We begin our read-through of GRAVITY'S RAINBOW, and talk to space and science historian Dr. Jordan Bimm (
@jordanbimm
) about the history of the V-2, rocket cosmology, and the mystical dimensions of interstellar travel.
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Once again, that's (609) 353-6873
A reminder of your HOMEWORK for the week:
1. Read "chapters" 1-9 of GR, from Pirate Prentice's Banana Breakfast through Roger and Jessica's amorous night on the outskirts of bombarded London
2. Leave us a voicemail
3. Like and subscribe and leave a 5 star review
4. Eat hoagie
We're back! We continue our trip "Beyond the Zero," discussing S&M, prosthetic vaginas, Thomas Pynchon's jump-shot, and more! And
@alex_shephard
joins us to talk about GR's literary scandals, and the many mysteries of Thomas Pynchon.
This week: Noah Kulwin (
@nkulw
) from
@blowbackpod
(and John and Asher's fantasy football league), joins us to talk about ZONES of influence, banana capitalism, and ur-evils. Also: we gab about absurdism, Balthus, and fascist fetishization of youth. Fun!
NEW EPISODE ALERT: Slothrop is recast as "Rocketman," the John E. Badass gets ripped on Onerine, and we talk to chemist and filmmaker
@HamiltonMorris
about drugs, synthetic chemistry, and the extent to which GRAVITY'S RAINBOW is about both. Listen here:
Tomorrow on SLOW LEARNERS, we go through the second part of GRAVITY'S RAINBOW--like all of it, it's a lot--and talk to filmmaker Alex Ross Perry about his GR adaptation/riff/essay/remembrance IMPOLEX. subscribe now, if you know what's good for ya.
Behold your first look at the first Paul Thomas Anderson film poised to break the $100 million mark: reuniting him with star Leonardo DiCaprio, following Anderson’s uncredited screenplay rewrites on 'Killers of the Flower Moon’
Average leftist bookshelf: Gravity's Rainbow, Thomas Pynchon and the Dark Passages of History, The Genocidal Gaze, Planet Dora, Walter Dornberger's memoir, The Pictorial Key to the Tarot, PiHKAL: A Chemical Love Story.
Average RW bookshelf: Dan Brown?
Average leftist bookshelf: Harry Potter, Sapiens, mayb Adorno
Average RW bookshelf: Jünger, Solzhenitsyn, Bernal Diaz, Aristophanes, PhD dissertation on IQ, Caesar in Gaul, schizo book about CIA deep lore
I still think about Lex Fridman saying that his favorite novel is Brothers Karamazov because "some of his best friends live in that novel."
Ah yes. The very likable and totally friendly characters of... Fyodor Dostoyevsky! A world we all would love to hangout in!
Here's the debate I hosted between
@BenShapiro
and Destiny (
@TheOmniLiberal
), two of the most skilled political debaters in the world. They each arguably represent the right & left of American politics, respectively. The topics include Trump vs Biden, Jan 6, Israel-Palestine,
We are BACK with a GRAVITY'S RAINBOW Appendix episode, pondering the Q: is the book, somehow, an autobiography? Some readers aren't certain. Others? Aren't so sure. Also: we chat with
@AlbertRolls1
about his Pynchon scholarship, and biographical ephemera.
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reading books is stupid! there is literally no reason to read big or ambitious works of literature other than posturing and pretension. they offer no other reward! anything anyone does, ever, is just fodder for dating profiles!
cheers,
slow learners
"If you’ve ever had a pea coat-wearing liberal arts student talk at you about the genius that is David Foster Wallace then you’d call Infinite Jest bro-lit too."
These TikTokers are coming after the Bros on BookTok.
More:
This week: we close out the first section of GRAVITY'S RAINBOW, and talk to professor and Pynchon scholar David Cowart about the novel's relationship to the unruly canon of postmodern literature. BUCKLE UP LIL PARDS!
SLOW LEARNERS in the media (in a Lancaster, PA online news source). Some nice thoughts on Pynchon. Though we, the hosts, reject our characterization as "lit-bro types," and deny the very existence of the "lit-bro."
In our latest ep, we take a trip to the Casino Hermann Goerring and put all of our chips on SCHWARZ. Also, renowned filmmaker Alex Ross Perry joins us to chat about his film adaptation of GRAVITY'S RAINBOW.
This week: Roger Mexico almost gets eaten, Tchitcherine finally confronts Enzian (sort of), and we talk to researcher Jeff Severs about the inspiration for Pynchon's futuristic, fantabulous Raketen-Stadt. Listen here, why dontcha:
the virgin Elon Musk: builds a rocket with all the resources on planet earth, which disintegrates and explodes
the chad Dominus Blicero: builds the 00000 out of V-2s, affixes it with an Imipolex-G casket, and fires it, transcending the earth, and, perhaps, even time
In case you've been living in a love nest in the “stay-away zone" of London in the final months of WWII...SLOW LEARNERS is live! and available mostly wherever you get your podcasts:
Friday plans? Why don’t you CRACK open that copy of GRAVITY’S RAINBOW you’ve been using to prop up a busted sofa (or “chesterfield,” if you’re Canadian). This week we finished reading through the first part of the book. Next week? You guessed it: the second part of the book.
(Note: we recorded this interview a while ago, before Matt’s recent health issues. We got permission from his family/friends to use the interview. We know people love Matt, and hope you all get a lot out of it. We did!)
Some books we mentioned in our last pod:
Dictionary of the Khazars
The Moon and Sixpence
The Sot-Weed Factor
Slaughterhouse Five
The Magus
The Figure in the Carpet (short story)
The Golden Notebook
Mumbo Jumbo
Nazi Literature in the Americas
Rings of Saturn
Some have asked about the format: we read through the book in chunks of like 5-10 chapters, and discuss. There may be some “spoilers” as we are trying to put the larger book in context. But also the book is pretty “unspoilable,” both plot-wise and witting-wise.
@_ryanruby_
Marx was wrong. people actually act differently, and against their own interests, because their consciousness has been....falsified....somehow.
other than PKD, Césaire, and Bolaño, who else are the great writers and artists of the "the postwar west is culturally secretly a nazi movement" argument?
Rumor has it that the protagonist is called Lt. Arthur Nipple, distant forebear of Lloyd Nipple--the fattest kid in Mingeborough, and arguably the heart and soul of GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
This week: we continue charting through Part One of GRAVITY’S RAINBOW, and discuss toilets, colonialism, and LSD. Also: we talk to author Stephen Kinzer about MK-Ultra, military mind control, and his biography of CIA poisoner-in-chief Sidney Gottlieb.
just wanna put out there how thankful I am for
@slowlearnerspod
, its the first GR related podcast I've listened to that actually Gets Gravity's Rainbow, and I've loved every guest they've brought on (the hosts are also really good)
never take entertainment advice from men with figurines all over their walls. in fact: anything they say, about any subject whatsoever, can be safely disregarded.
“help! I’m on fire!”
“sorry! you own figurines! god bless!”
New-ass episode alert! We begin our read-through of GRAVITY'S RAINBOW, and discuss rockets, causality, and the history of space travel "from the Reich to the rich." Like, subscribe, and do all that good stuff.
Should we do an "appendix" episode about Jelinek? she translated GR into German. And John has to read/re-read all her books in the next dew weeks, anyhow.
this is the problem with capitalism. a sphere should be a public utility. would you bother mentioning that your regional waterworks posted a "loss"? no. taxes should be levied to subsidize your local sphere, and to fund the construction and promotion of more and more spheres.
it's hard to take much for granted on x, formerly known as twitter, these days. but two things are true:
1. SLOW LEARNERS is now live, wherever you get your podcasts (more-or-less)
2. Cheech & Chong gummies are now 100% legal
NEW EPISODE: we enter the final--and weirdest?--section of GRAVITY'S RAINBOW. Also: we channel the A.I.-generated spectre of literary critic Harold Bloom to talk about Pynchon, gnosticism, and Byron the Bulb.
"It is an awesome book, in the strictest sense of the word. I think it is a human achievement on par with the pyramids."--
@HamiltonMorris
on GRAVITY'S RAINBOW, in our latest episode.
This week! We follow Tyrone Slothrop into THE ZONE talk about German colonialism, the Herero peoples, and the "genocidal gaze" with historian Elizabeth Baer.
New episode: as we head into the last stretch of GRAVITY'S RAINBOW, we talk to tarot reader L.A. Labuschagne (Answers in Tarot) about esotericism, The Fool, and get a full, illuminating read of Lt. Weissman's Tarot spread.
this is literally untrue. or rather, it is only true for people who think conservatives are only capable of “Heaven Is For Real” and not “The Searchers,” “Infinite Jest,” or any Jackie Chan movie.
Conservatives are incapable of producing good art because they lack empathy, which means they are incapable of creating anything which communicates to a larger audience. When they try to produce art, they only end up producing clumsy in-group signaling.
@moon_is_sharp
several chapters or "episodes" per episode. aiming for about 12 total episodes. each one will have a summary, a discussion, and a guest who can help illuminate just what the HELL is going on--or who just wants to gab about GR/Pynchon/books.
Many in the media are saying that SLOW LEARNERS, the hot new podcast, has "serious Skip and Shannon vibes." Tune in tomorrow to find out if they're right!
We've been told that A24 is interested in acquiring the rights to GR so they can get the Danielses to film the hot air balloon pie fight scene. Apparently Brendan Frasier is in talks to play Major Marvey
Some crank listener made fun of our amazing theme song, by Asher and Scotty. Would you buy the "Slow Learners Season 1 Theme (Here's The Mystery of Thomas Pynchon)" as a limited edition 7-inch collectible vinyl single?
Do any of our wealthy benefactors want to buy us Doc's house from the INHERENT VICE movie? We'll also accept the $6.75M in cash, if you don't wanna fuss with all the paperwork. (Make it an even $7M, to account for closing costs and associated fees.)
This week: we take a brief break from the read-a-long to chat with Robert Bramkamp, the director of PRÜFSTAND VII, a German doc about GRAVITY'S RAINBOW and the legacy of German rocketry.
We are back, with a BONUS ep. We answer listener Qs and voicemails. And just gab! Two guys gabbing formlessly? Submit this for a damn Grammy. If not a "Poddy."
Finally, if any major podcast networks want to buy out a program with a great idea, and that has attracted a massive audience of LITERALLY THOUSANDS, and if you are keen to furnish the hosts with lavish salaries...we are not above that.
@rick_paulas
you probably know this--and I think I mentioned it on an episode--but there's a theory that the Pynchon cameo in INHERENT VICE is this dude writing in a beach-adjacent quonset hut. writing...GRAVITY'S RAINBOW?