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im actually really nice i just dont want u to know that. עם ישראל חי

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i just drank a whole bottle of champagne by myself and im only down $800, sick 👍😂
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tfw you can’t get value on any hand all damn night and spike AA on the 2nd to last hand before the game breaks #evenbaby 😂😂
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GG!! in the top 100 outta 1300 is fine by me for my first bracelet event/probably the 5th or 6th tourney ive ever played in my life. very proud of myself. 19 hours of poker in the last 31 hours lol. am i… a tourney grinder now? 🤔😂 #wsopizzle
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good morning shitheads the earth says hello
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@sleepysleeeps
5 months
france is beautiful, so much culture here
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ladies WSOP championship deep run ;)
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here’s a picture of me (right) with the grown men on the internet who call me fat (left)
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bag secured ;) #wsop
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im officially convinced that all pro poker players that can unemotionally keep up with swings are actual psychopaths, change my mind
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@sleepysleeeps
11 months
be kind to yourself 💛
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4 more levels tonight, coming back from din break with 70bbs. grinder mode activated.
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don’t need a rack when nature gave you one. (joke would be funnier if i wasn’t hardly a B cup)
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dude i just sat with a full stack at wynn 2/5, i blinked, and suddenly im having a beer at the lobby bar with no cash on me lol
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poker has taught me more about myself than i ever thought it could. i’ve pinpointed some leaks, i’ve been humbled with my drinking habits on the felt- and while i’m on the biggest downswing of my life thus far, it’s waking me up to how i am the ONLY one who can hold myself
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cristian spittin game
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@sleepysleeeps
10 months
oh hey
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i’ve been drunk for two days straight and i found this in my camera roll- have 0 memory of playing black jack at any point…. how many more of those bills went on that table? 🥴
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beer #3 , up $300. that’s 100 per beer- im ordering a whole bucket i like this math
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catchin a sweat with mr. papi. @Joeingram1 @nikairball
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@sleepysleeeps
10 months
we out here 💪🫵
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@sleepysleeeps
10 months
damn i got like 10 unfollows since i posted that last selfie. so here’s another one- gtfo my page! 😜
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around 2 yrs ago i was playing a hand at bellagio & i heard a beeping sound then a thud on the back of my chair. i turned around to see Doyle Brunson had backed his scooter into my seat before navigating out of bobby’s room thru the maze of tables. i won that hand. RIP legend.
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sleepy 0 - fly 🪰 1
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my slowroll felt gross, the W felt deserved. 😂
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;)
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@sleepysleeeps
9 months
the ppl have spoke, the ppl want jazz, give the ppl what they want
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chat pros on mute 🔇
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it’s funny watching myself get tilted on stream, my failed double barrel bluff just begged for a doom zoom. 😅 😅 nice call @DGAFPokerPlayer my fav person to get grumpy at on @MaxPainMonday
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i present you, AQ: a parking lot compilation.
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rough start, was running into it over here! bouncing back with the help of my *expert* double board bomb pot scooping skills. fun game in the prvt room- let’s start a 2nd table :) i showed up in a bad mood this morning, im smilin now :) good vibes free food best 2/3 in LA, lfg
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yesterday i just wanted to bag. today i want to win a fuckin bracelet
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that one unemployed friend on a friday afternoon
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there is a very cute man at my table but i forgot how to flirt, do i tell him he’s pretty or just stack him?
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hey, so, im having a really hard time in life rn, ive been trying to put on my “cool chick, can’t be bothered” mask per usual, but it’s been rough. some of u guys on here make me smile and laugh at stupid shit. poker is more than a game, it’s a community im forever grateful for.
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I JUST QUADRUPLED UP WITH JACKS WE HAVE LIFE HAHAHA
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3 days no booze, 2 fortnite wins today, 1 very melancholy sleepy sleeps.
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@sleepysleeeps
7 months
life lately
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@sleepysleeeps
9 months
i got a really cool singing job here in vegas, if you’re not weird maybe i’ll tell you where or score you tickets ;)
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what’s she thinkin about?
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remember yesterday when i paid exactly rent playing PLO? today i unpaid exactly rent playing PLO. standard lol
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found some wallet stowaways, what are these worth in Vegas? wrong answers only.
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time to get spicy 🌶 #maxpain @MaxPainMonday
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❤️‍🔥🥵👋
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maaaan tbh, after playing the stream for 1.5 hours tonight & reading back the chat… some ppl rly ruin the fun of it. im a SUPER social player in general. & some people comment on how i talk “too much” honestly, yeah, maybe. im gonna keep 2 myself 4 a bit. some of y’all suck lol
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now back to our original scheduled programming… #ok2ndnuts @HCLPokerShow
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@sleepysleeeps
9 months
i fixed it
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i sing jazz to make life hurt a little less lol
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sunday night vs monday morning vibes
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@sleepysleeeps
9 months
i just played 2/5 at bellagio for the first time in months and it felt
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what a lovely day in poker. i am so grateful for the timing of everything and the amazing people that keep coming into my life because of this game. i am a lucky gal <3
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how many beers is that?
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lickin my lips @ this game
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alright folks, start your last longer prop bets ;) lfg ladies. @ash__kardash_ @heyellieday
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@BrianArd7 this was the list i was talking about to shake myself out of my bad habits when at the table. some of them are obvi, some of them are weirdly strict. but it’s a solid regimen to build a healthy foundation for myself, obvi. this is just an example. everyone’s list might look diff
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shout out to whoever that guy will be today busting on his first hand in the main. we see you.
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well, here we are
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@sleepysleeeps
11 months
instead of saying i bubbled a tourney today ima say i was 35 places away from winning a WSOP ring 💀👍🤭🤣
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i decided to quit playing poker this week. it was fun and profitable the past two years but recent events have made me lose my love and patience for the game. i’ve got some important projects going on and i need to keep my head in that space. life is so good and i am so grateful!
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i just stepped foot in an apple store for the first time in probably 5 years😅. goodbye iphone x you’ve been through so much with me, hello to my new yellow ass iphone 14 with mega hella storage- get ready for some content creation, youtube vlog starts this week 👀👀
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@sleepysleeeps
9 months
choose kindness today.
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pretty cool for a silly little 2/5 reg huh😂 tune in next week, i’ll just keep getting more fun i promise 💀
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@sleepysleeeps
7 months
cheers, degenerates.
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shawty still clingin on hahahaha
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ELLIE X
1 year
this is what a @sleepysleeeps KK double up celebration looks like near the end of level 15!
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friendly game, friendly game. am i now the hostess with the mostest even though i kicked y’all out at 11pm to go party? thanks for playing <3 @RealCasinoKing @NickVertucciNV @KieroLovesYou @AcePoker444 @GREGGOESALLIN @Jack_Bittker @RaverPoker @ash__kardash_ @SlowPokerTime
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it doesn’t matter how many people listen to you, what matters who is listening.
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@andyespo1986 @VanessaKade @WynnPoker @edenrockscorp i mean why even say that out loud in the first place
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bartenders/servers are really good at asking how everything is tasting while you’re in the middle of the biggest bite you’ve taken
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im really grateful for the opportunity to play @MaxPainMonday 3 times this month. it’s truly helped me regain my love for poker, even with the heathy doses of pain ;) 😘 #hcl
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i swear i thought i saw @Angry_Polak ?
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i brought my home girl into the poker room with me to wait for a seat and she goes “this is like a swimsuit beauty pageant but for sweatpants in here” HAHAHA
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extra dirty filthy little slut martini
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monday funday 😈 #maxpain @MaxPainMonday @HCLPokerShow youtube 3/20 @ 5pm
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@sleepysleeeps
11 months
i was off twitter for so long that i forgot how little i care about people’s opinions lol
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unfortunately i had to pull out of the million dollar game tonight that’s why they canceled the stream. sorry guys. (sarcasm). but here’s a video of me making @IsraeliRonQ2 ’s head hurt anyways.
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@sleepysleeeps
11 months
toto i have a feeling we’re not at a caesar’s property in vegas anymore
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the face of a champ who just lost the biggest pot of her life. #maxpain
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twitter cleanse commencing in 3… 2….
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i had a dream last night that i won a global poker index award for the player with the most swag and my trophy was personally engraved bong. guys, i just woke up so sad.
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ive been in the hospital for a week, doing so much better. feeling so thankful for everyone in my life. im a lucky gal ;)
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@edenrockscorp i don’t like what you’re building eden. and i know you don’t care. just know you’re not doing this for the poker community. you’re building a cult of a bunch of lonley angry women hating incels. it’s not a good look. but what do you care, they’re giving you attention
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took an adderall before my nap and woke up ready to kick ass
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c u monday @HCLPokerShow 👀 🫡
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on the felt with @RealCasinoKing and Mr. Dirty Goth Boi
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@sleepysleeeps
9 months
when an account with 3 followers and no profile pic dms me saying “hey i’m in town wanna grab a drink”
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DWAN
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my favorite insult is that im a bad poker player. well joke’s on you, karol, i already knew that.
@Kolszki
Karol Olszynski
1 year
@sleepysleeeps You're awful
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looool if you ever stack me please find me on twitter and remind me again thank you
@ArthurBekkerman
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@sleepysleeeps Greetings from the guy who stacked you when you had 810 (MP) against my J9(BB) on Q108 5 board. I think you played great for the entire orbit that you lasted. :)
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who’s the reporter now @Joeingram1
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took a break from work to sing an elvis song or 5.
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can u guess what my favorite color is
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@sleepysleeeps
9 months
welcome to twitter, where everyone thinks they’re right and nobody has anything important to say.
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happy international women’s day here’s a montage of me bluffing some men. #girlpower 😂😂 #InternationalWomansDay #maxpain #poker
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fell asleep a drunk piece of shit, woke up a hungover piece of shit. #peoplechange
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shout out to all my new followers except this guy
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why the hell is there not one single positive tweet on my timeline? most of them i don’t even follow. twitter is kinda wack lol, deleting for a bit. but hey- try to smile at life for once you miserable fucks 😂😂😂
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@sleepysleeeps
6 months
wake up honey, there’s a new pointless poker drama talking point on twitter
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14bbs 50ish away from ITM i want to throw up hahahahaha
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2/3 deepstack but make it an antidepressant for the day
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