Chiefs fans may claim they're hurting after that first half, but that's not pain. This is.

At no point was I informed that this tournament's attire is Grayscale Preferred.

tfw you're wrapping up a call with your wife so you decide to be a good husband and focus on saying goodbye instead of calling with 53cc from the big blind

@hampoker @MGMNH_Poker @BetMGMPoker Favorable flop for hat-boot-offsuit. Good thing I cold-called that sixbet.

Poker Matching Game!!! First one with a perfect score wins ALL MY REMAINING CHIPS! 😲

@DennisBackhaus @Lin_Manuel @leslieodomjr @DaveedDiggs @MGMNH_Poker @BetMGMPoker

Why was this email spam-filtered??? This is a GAME-CHANGER. If I buy this miracle product in time for the @BetMGMPoker Potomac Winter Open, I can play EVERY HAND of EVERY TOURNAMENT instead of excusing myself every time I'm under the gun.

@Cville300zx @CaesarsVirginia Progressive Jackpot Side Bet. Apparently it was first implemented in a California poker room and this room is the second guinea pig. It slows down the game, so I'm not a fan, but presumably it'll start showing up everywhere soon enough.

The most interesting pair in poker

How to turn POKER into MONEY 💰

After two days at this temp job, I'm trying on new catchphrases for size.

I get the sense that you're confusing me for someone else. I didn't post that question. And for me comedy always takes priority over persnickety, unwritten poker etiquette. If you don't like my towers, Dionne will show you the way: 🎶 That's What Table Change Discs Are Forrrrrr 🎶

@Douglasddecker @CaesarsVirginia I prefer it with cashews, but to each their own.

@GCraps7112020 @CaesarsVirginia Valid point, but to me the sea of red looks like blood, which feels apt.

- A picture's worth a thousand words. - My stack's worth more dollars. - The story behind it? Incalculable.

Just another day at that other office.