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i dont even know who i am anymore im getting too much hardcore money
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im guessing it's gonna be the second one
Childish Gambino announces he has two albums coming — one of which will be the final Childish Gambino album.
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baby keem be like I got two phones alakazam I got your nose and then Kendrick Lamar will be like indubitably
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theyr making kamala get off the pills he's gonna die soon
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Lil Uzi vert comes out as nonbinary the same day tom holland dies wow
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"sampling isn't music" people have never seriously engaged with any form of art
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somewhere out there there is a 16 year old about to get a twin fantasy tattoo I need you to not do this
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. Cover Letter Dot Pdf "Please please .please please please please please please please please please please.PLease please please please please please please please please
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charli xcx doing nfts is gonna be more effective than any amount of conversion therapy ever will
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me when I have to unfollow ro ramdin because she paid for twitter
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@horselover21115
@tuba_narwhal
@Pvelkovsky
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y'know this is a good take but I think it might be because the DNC leadership knew it'd be Biden from the beginning and the entire primary system was a scam
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so true! google jerry seinfeld teenage girl for more input on this
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@4PF_Rami
got this as a wall sized tapestry for Christmas. hasn't shipped yet but I'm serious
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@theneedledrop
dropping "he doesn't sound like the weeknd, he sounds like the weekDAY" on his after hours review:
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thinking about my coworker who told me she was straightedge except for alcohol weed and xanax
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1908 student you have to stop. your pants too fancy. your bitch too bad. your raiment too gorgeous. they’ll kill you 1908 student.
St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, May 20, 1908
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yall will listen to chappell roan but won't APPELLy AN CHApstick . ro
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the guys in temple run deserved it for being colonizers
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black midi fans yelling "you're hot" at the one woman opener this is what society is now
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accidentally clicked on a family guy funny
@moment
on ig explore and they caption her saying "Martha's vineyard" as "marcusvinian"
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SOPHIE still 6-10 years ahead of her time and that song is already 7 years old
All these years later and Vince Staples’ “Yeah Right” still has the hardest beat of all time
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I don't talk about politics on twitter much but i think this is a good time to remind everyone that cops are people too. My dad was a member of the LAPD killed in an Officer Involved Shooting, and I remember him every day. These pictures are all I have left now.
#bluelivesmatter
Today is Thank a Police Officer Day!
If you see an officer today, be sure to say thank you!
#LAPD
#police
#policeofficer
#weseeyou
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do you think the average 13 year old knows how to pronounce "wyatt"
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liberals want to turn sharkboy and lavagirl into sharkthey and lavathem
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clocking in for my 8 hour shift at Ice Spice's Freezeria
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@hazzarooniee
@groovylmfao
no big sean said "mom, would you wash my back this once, and then we can forget and I'll leave what I'm chasing for the other girls to pursue"
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if all the car seat headrest addicted teens on this app can get bfs/gfs what is your excuse
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working full time just means u have to spend an hour every morning negotiating the will to live before u start yr day
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IDLES be like (ridiculously good punk instrumental) I THINK RACISM IS BAD!
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next time try not killing people hope this helps
Kyle completely breaks down as he begins to talk about what happened.
The Court is now on a 10 minute break.
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corps have marched straight leg and bent leg forever who will be the first drum corps to march stanky leg
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@InstEconomist
@kenklippenstein
@treydayway
or you could read this like someone with a brain and realize we need more regulation
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would you all hate me if i had a brockhampton phase again
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y'know Drake's album being terrible reminds me of what pac said about rappers turning 34 and then immediately becoming trash. look up Tupac rule 34 if you don't believe me
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you better not be cunty bo burnham when i get home
me:
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if I was Jake Gyllenhaal I'd tweet "still hit tho" then turn off my phone
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black country new road lost their wood call that erectile dysfunction
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trans fems will come up with lily and emily and cute somewhat normal names and then trans mascs will go fuck it ozymandias
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count drakeula has arrived and he vants a vun dance...
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looking through Ariel Pink at the record store and shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree
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top 5 worst CIA ops:
5) destroying black communities with crack epidemics
4) killing malcolm x
3) destabilizing leftist admins in south america
2) multiple failed attempts to kill Castro
1) Charting Be The Cowboy by Mitski on the Billboard Top 200 Indie/Alternative Albums Chart
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Idk we pretend these artists are all organically discovered on the merits of their talents and work their way to the top, then it turns out their dad was literally CIA. Kinda funny.
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colorblind people gotta be confused as fuck about flag discourse
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ofc DWs a cop w her snitch ass
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it can't be all of you in the top 0.005 of car seat headrest
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Trump had that button on his desk where he pressed it and someone gave him a diet coke I'd get a button where someone would give me the craziest, most mindblowing, wettest, sloppiest
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"Palestine is homophobic" girl ok do you think they need to die about it
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u bitches w 30 followers better be starting these tweets off "dear diary"
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