Travis Kelce is a 6'5" NFL tight end who's dating the most famous woman in the world. This might be the most hilarious hill anyone has ever chosen to die on.
@rekrabmb
2023 NL West:
DBacks: "We've got a good young group but we're slipping a bit! Do we have to wait another year?"
Padres: "We invested so much and we're below .500? Why???"
Rockies:
@ChrisFiexen
Respectfully, you kinda do. If you truly didn't care, you wouldn't have posted this.
*I* can admit that I kinda care about player political opinions, I'm pretty left wing. So it does play some sort of factor in who I like.
I find it funny that people use Arraez as an example of "anti-analytics" but analytical people who go beyond the basic concepts will tell you he's very much not
NFL trade: "we'll give you a 1st and a 2nd for this dude"
NHL trade: "let's swap some NHL talent! I'll throw in a pick too!"
MLB trade: "ooo I think you value this prospect more than me, want him?"
NBA trade: "2027 2ND ROUND PICK 2039 1ST ROUND PICK AND LIKE HALF 2040S PICKS"
Jon Bois, History of the Colorado Rockies (releases 2030):
"The Colorado Rockies may have been swept in the WS, but surely, they have great years ahead."
*music suddenly turns dark*
*graph of mid*
The NHL retiring 99 for every team is stupid (as with any other league that retires numbers league wise for playing/statistical purposes)
The MLB retiring Jackie Robinson's number for everyone made sense, he did a historic thing that goes beyond baseball. That should be the bar.
The Colorado Rockies when they miss out on Trevor Story, Jon Gray, Corey Seager, Nick Castellanos, Michael Conforto, god damn Andrelton Simmons but they manage to pry Randal Grichuk away from the Jays
@JFreshHockey
"Billy, this is Andrew Mangiapane. He is an absolutely underrated player who can contribute on both ends as an easy top-6 winger. His defect is that he's short. This guy should cost us $10m a year. We can extend him for $5.8m"
Ji Hwan Bae is tough for me cause like, I always like seeing Koreans in the MLB but he's uh... not the greatest person historically to say the least
So Choi is my Pirates representative instead
@UrinatingTree
Astros discourse will be annoying for the one month, but afterwards I'm happy to finally put this narrative to bed.
The Astros are just a good team.
My fav genre of baseball pic is "good reliever on a team where he didn't figure it out yet"
like "hey haha Jorge Lopez what are you doing in that Brewers uni!"
NL Rookies:
-Michael Busch HITS DINGERS
-Jared Jones is a future CY YOUNG
-Jackson Merrill is GREAT AT ONLY 21
-Masyn Winn is GOLD GLOVE CALIBRE
-Joey Ortiz is AN EFFICIENT HITTER
AL Rookies:
-Colton Cowser is good :)
All I want is a trusted Flames reporter to tweet โBREAKING: The Calgary
#Flames
have acquired Jack Eichel from the Buffalo Sabres.โ
Is that too much to ask for?