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@thelemonofpink
SomethingAwful figured out the "let people be A Little Mischievous Online for ten bucks" angle ages ago and it worked like a charm.
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People always talk about this moment but not about the fact that this is the end of a minutes-long scene where Kaiki is outrunning the girl who has "runs fast" as one of her three traits
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@business
Maybe read the article first y'all. There are good aspects of FFXIV housing that real life can and needs to emulate:
1) Constantly Increasing supply
2) Disallow hoarding
3) Vacating unused homes and putting them back on the market
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Nothing will EVER beat "walk me home gently"
nobody is brave enough to make a "what's a 4chan post that's so embedded in your head that you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about" post, but this would be mine
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@ZeonTrotsky
@vanilladragn
"That's a racist tradition."
"Uhhh but that's not racist it's just a Catholic thing."
"I know what I said buddy"
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This mf look like the mayor of a 19th century town in a game where you solve puzzles
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@EristocracyTV
Mormons: If you're bad you go to regular Heaven. If you're really good tho you get to literally become a god and make your own world.
Just based on sales pitches it's not even close, man.
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@LimbusCompany_B
ProjMoon give us some skills that actually burst tremor challenge difficulty impossible
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@thossaught
@T0M1EC0RE
@cooIboobs
Literally no one cares enough to think that hard about a logo. "Oh cool the L in the name looks like a staple". It's not that deep my guy.
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Alright 2024 stuff I watched thread I will actually keep up with it this time (promise (lol))
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This is slander this is not Canadian Miku this is specifically Ontario Miku or even just Toronto Miku!!!
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Ep 1) I'm shocked at how like, easily she's taking her situation tbh. She just instantly is like "omg I get to bother the character I like" and like, nobody questions the yuri. You'd think they would, considering they're anal about being a noble vs a commoner #私の推しは悪役令嬢
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@lightblooms
Are we seriously coping over like a less than 10% spread. This shit is tighter than crit variance.
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In case it wasn't clear enough that this is categorically different from rating systems that no one actually takes seriously in the West. This is literally a government going through every stupid gacha game that wants to be released and checking if your characters are too queer.
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/title set "The Legend" <wait.1>
/title set "The Ultimate Legend" <wait.1>
/title set "The Perfect Legend" <wait.1>
/title set "The Heavens' Legend" <wait.1>
/title set "The Alpha Legend" <wait.1>
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Why do we have to accept only one or the other though. Part of the fun of having small hitboxes, moving bosses, variable arenas AND positionals was figuring out how to do all those things while minimizing dps loss.
Think people gotta drop the pitchforks on this one and read the whole thread because very good points are raised. “If they took away my positionals I would have nothing to do in a fight.” That directly means right now all you’re doing is glueing to the rear/flank sweet spot
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Don't usually read reddit but I have enough over the years for it to "know" that I play Caitlyn in League and one of the funniest things I've ever encountered on the internet is a jungle main going to /r/ADCmains and being like "you guys complain too much I'm going to roleswap...
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@globeandmail
@moore_oliver
NIMBY: Nobody In My Back Yard
Logical endpoint of only building million dollar suburban mcmansions
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@holybleed
PSA: This is pure insanity btw. The auto with the magic vuln does more than 300k unmitigated and you can't invuln bc you just used them. You HAVE to use cooldowns and so the next buster has to be done without invulns as well but with one tank missing most if not all their cds.
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I never thought of a post getting mass-replied as "being ratio'ed" but actually, that makes sense
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90% of the reason any of the "tumblr sexymen" are sexymen are because people are unironically horny for them we've known that the entire site has unsalvageable taste for a while now don't act like this is a surprise
WHAT?????????????????????? WHATTTTTTT???????????????
tumblr is a sick place I hate it there I'm never going there again I swear to god. vibes so rancid I take them out with my trash this week
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This guy's crazy for saying "I got an idea: world peace!" in Sarajevo in 1999
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Imagine losing with a scoreline like this lmao this mf'er was literally pve-ing for 35 minutes
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Why he got the dog in the pic. You couldn't pay me to wear that shirt in public. Guy in yellow just standing there like :| guy on the left looks normal but has a Blue Archive stick so you know he fucked up somehow
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"Cheering when the 'Heartwarming: The Two Worst People You Know Are Fighting Each Other' meme happens for real is supporting the nazi mercenaries"
It's quite amusing to witness libs transform into Wagner's strongest supporters.
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@EristocracyTV
Idk why people are cancelling you for this opinion.
Other Christian denominations: If you're bad you go to Hell or an infinite plane of nothingness forever. If you're good though you get to sit on a cloud and worship Jesus forever but not even get to do anything actually fun.
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@notbenfish
@FriendlyYokai
Grayzone types are literally just anti-"whatever empire is currently winning at the moment" so this tracks completely.
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Congrats to all the women who have been waiting for a new Armored Core release ever since they were teenage boys.
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American suburban architects are simply psychotic there's no explanation
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers.
Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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Just did an expert roulette on Crystal. I'm so sorry but the stereotypes are real...
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Man I really wanted to get back into this but I forgot just how much bullshit there is in it, like. Holy there are so many red dots why are there so many red dots
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Worst feeling in the world is when you know you have a file on your computer but can't find where it is
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This is a wild-ass picture
Congratulations to our GBVSR Beginner 0-2 Bracket Top 4!
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@hotfreshbread
(Yuel)
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@kamome97_
(Lowain)
🥉 Kellow (Ladiva)
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@gg_hazmatt
(2B)
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Ep 2) The dynamic is really funny so far but I'm afraid I might get annoyed of it after like another ten episodes. Also, I watched the first episode dubbed and damn, it's just not the same. I need to hear "watakushi desu waaa" from the ojou-sama. #私の推しは悪役令嬢
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My impression of Makoto Idolmaster is that she would literally do that irl tho
every time I see a bio that’s like “I like anime and video games I guess” this is all I can think about
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Watching anime reviews and stuff and catching up on all the Discussion about some shows and holy fuck no wonder Rent-a-Girlfriend is popular the main guy is a horny loser who's constantly jerking it to NTR situations???
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When's her indie redebut she's my oshi now
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"doublelift is too stupid and honest to lie this coherently" is definitely the most Dom way to say it lmao
I completely trust that Doublelift believes everything the said about Regi. DL leaked every roster move for all of his teams for 9 years straight, he surely would not be able to compile a 35 minute stretch of lies.
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Ep 3) I was shocked at this scene like they just start talking about being gay like huh. I thought this was just going to be a dumb comedy? Obviously it's not groundbreaking, but the fact that they're actually doing it is a risk that they didn't need to take.
#私の推しは悪役令嬢
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If anyone happens to need a tank or melee for Omega btw, lmk. I'm on phase 6
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I like logging on and inspecting posts like a farmer inspecting their crop
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Today I learned that
1) Mafumafu was married
2) Rushia was married
3) They got divorced
4) She cheated on him
Rushia not only being married to the guy she killed her hololive career over denying being with. But being an awful abusive wife who cheated and is now being taken to court for slandering the guy online during divorce proceedings is the most insane plot twist.
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This "renowned warrior" dies in five gcds and you don't even have to do his mechanic
The final boss of Sastasha Seagrot, the renowned warrior Denn the Orcatooth, was famous among the Sahagin. His name comes from his tenacity in pursing prey and his viciousness. He was known to prefer strategy over strength.
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trying to find that one meme of the picture of a sojju bottle with the text "I am a normal alcohol" over the text "I will destroy your life" or smth
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@Sindalf
I think most developers assume that their audience is slightly better at the game than any testers/the devs themselves due to the sheer difference in magnitude between the two populations
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Actual content of the post aside, I honestly think this character is like one of the worst cases of "fanartists drew her with way more ass than she actually had" I've ever seen tbh
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The capitalism understander has logged on.
If there is sooo much demand for "non butchered" translations (whatever tf that means) why aren't there scores of companies popping up to cater to it? That's how capitalism works, right?
Is it because:
a) There isn't actually big enough demand.
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MtG players will say Yugioh is weird and complicated and then come out with stuff like 'I'll crack this grixis sacland so I can play and tap my izzet manadork' like that's a real sentence
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Incredibly normal person who has an "AGP folder" on their phone: "Uhhh yeah don't you think it's weird that people jerk themselves off?"
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50% of whenever I was in the same instance or map with Knights Karsh between like 3.1 and 4.5
have you guys ever had a genuine insane interaction in FFXIV before????
I once had someone send me tells, insulting me because I didn't "ask them for permission" for using aetheric mimicry on them as a Blue Mage 😭
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Imagine the smell
Challenger League of Legends, Radiant VALORANT, Challenger TFT, Masters Legends of Runeterra. The FIRST and ONLY person in HISTORY to achieve the HIGHEST RANK on ALL 4 Riot Games main titles. The Avatar of Riot Games.
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Toronto is the New York of Canada in kinda like every sense (AKA it sucks ass)
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Man I played two matches of League today got an afk leaver in one and did ok in the second until I was forced to interact with Talon and holy fuck I need another game to get into other than xiv this is dire man
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Hey if anyone has a copy of FFXIV that hasn't been updated since 3.1 for some reason, I have a small favour to ask
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