vanille / polite, nice, and normal 11-yr-old forehead elf (adult) / profoundly emotionally invested in fate stay night / professional Yuni kinnie
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Minstrel: then Haurchefant blocked the beam and heroically died
WoL: no, I'd stop it
Minstrel: ...well, ok, so then Thordan would absorb both Eyes and become unstoppable
WoL: I'd still win.
Minstrel (exasperated): but he'd have every UCOB mechanic at once
WoL: I'm built different
girl who's watched one anime: you guys need to hop on bocchi the rock
girl who's watched two anime: you guys need to hop on bang dream: it's myGO!!!!!
girl who's watched three anime: you guys need to hop on girls band cry
pondering how dune is decidedly libertarian and male chauvinist but when you transplant it into the 2020s it comes off as almost frothingly woke because of things like "admitting societal problems exist" and "envisioning the future being different from the past"
bocchi the rock fans when they read the hiroi gaiden manga and find out that the plot is about her band or something and not hiroi jerking PA-san with her feet:
"dune is misogynist because everything is the bene gesserit's fault" is a highkey vizierphobic take. maybe you should reexamine your biases here and realize that having your autocrat be a checked-out puppet figurehead is a good thing
Suletta, by following the manufacturer guidelines you only gain safety. But if you put ice in the deep fryer, you can gain excitement *and* learn something.
broke: people only think that white people have no culture because whiteness is invisible
woke: we think that white people have no culture because white culture is working a 9-to-5 and reacting to everything with a resounding shrug
all of my mutuals, every sunday: NNNOOOO AUUUUGH THEY'RE SPOILING GWITCH ALL OVER THE TL AGAIN IT BURNS
me, every sunday: looks like a bunch of people are posting "LET'S GO BOB!" and "need prospera to groom me fr" again. no clue what that means.
made in abyss is about a girl whose mom stepped out to visit the Cave That Wants To Cause You Pain and never came back so the girl sets out on a journey, not to find her mom but to figure out what's so great about the Cave That Wants To Cause You Pain
me: wow, cool robot!
my autistic tulpa gf: "Raven, I hope you'll think about everything you've seen here... and that you're starting to understand why war is bad."
my other autistic tulpa gf: "ALLMIND congratulates you for your exemplary participation in war, which is awesome"
elf drake: how i always lose U in these woods
nose drake: you used to call me on my smell phone
agp drake: she say she a lesbian, girl me too
hellkite drake:
"uhhh instead of controlling people you should let young, dynamic independent thinkers inherit power" okay well we did that and now the young dynamic independent thinker is measuring his kill count in hitler units
george r r martin feverishly scribbling on whiteboard: "evil genderqueer deadbeat milf jesus"
hidetaka miyazaki: "i am picking up what you're putting down, martin-san"
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Kancolle lesbian futa off the coast of Midway. I watched girls from 6.5/10 slice of life anime fingerbang in the Dynastyscans "Moderate amounts of sex" tag.
All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in rain. Time to die.
black mirror: "wot if ya mum ran on batteries?"
me: booo! this shit sucks!
gen urobuchi writing kikokugai the cyber slayer (2003): "what if your sister ran on batteries?"
me: DEEPLY INSIGHTFUL AND CHILLING IDEA SIR, GLORY TO NITROPLUS 🫡
at first i was like "wtf this wizard deck sucks" and then i realized you can draw three of the gooner and win turn 0. they were not kidding about calling these things moxes.
all "PoV girlfriend" anime art should be legally required to have your own giant honkers sticking into the bottom of the field of view to make clear that the viewpoint character is a lesbian
entering a dangerous age where making ur entire personality that of a character u like is encouraged at the same time as chainsaw man and urusei yatsura are airing
girl who's watched 10,000 anime: you guys need to hop on both bang dream: it's myGO!!!!! and mobile suit gundam: iron blooded orphans. either one is fine to start with. anyway i'm gonna go start an argument about fullmetal alchemist in vanille's mentions now.
other girls: see a funny tumblr post and repost it for clout
me: see a purportedly funny tumblr post and get so mad at how wrong it is that dark forces possess my body and compel me to fix it
oh it's cool that you finally beat radahn (he was harder in version 1.02) i'm really happy for you (he used to be stronger before the patch) i bet you're feeling a sense of accomplishment (the fight was harder in version 1.02)
Feb '19- Riamu released, immediately comes under fire for appropriating menhera culture
May '19- Riamu briefly cancelled for being antivaxx, source turns out to have been a joke
Feb '20- Riamu refers to her coworker as a "loli", is cancelled again, situation still developing
how it feels when you hit acs load limit and every warning message is flashing at the same time and ayre is saying "Look out, Raven! They're getting your ass in the QRTs!"