Yo if you think a crying baby on a flight is stressful, try being the mother of the crying baby on the flight and not being able to calm them knowing everyone on the flight hates you. If you loudly complain about BABY doing BABY THING and make moms feel guilty, you are T R A S H.
I’ll never get over the fact that a man did 108mph on 440, killed my cousin and another person, and then said he was rushing cause he had homework due.
It’s been said before but I’ll say it again. If your response to panicking artists and performers right now is “should have gotten a real job” I hope you spend your isolation consuming ZERO media, ZERO film, ZERO music, ZERO literature and ZERO art- cause our work is fake to you.
If you didn’t see it anywhere else yet- the official big news is that
@xanaxityirony
and I just signed the lease in a storefront in Bayonne, NJ. Cooper Magic and Bay Curiosities, together as Cooper & Bay. Opening January 2020 🥰✨
A year ago my kid was hospitalized and I lost my career. Today I own a 3000sq foot thrift store even though I had $30 to my name the day I propositioned the landlord for this space. Life is WILD.
My only goal in life ever has been to give this kid everything I thought was out of reach as a child. Something as simple as my own bedroom was an incredibly wild concept to me. I hope he likes it.
@OGGarments
@notpettyheaux
No. Just very underdiagnosed. POC, primarily Black children will end up with behavioral diagnoses like ODD instead of autism which denies them resources they’re entitled to.
I suppose nows a good time to mention again that Lucian is in an intensive pediatric feeding disorders treatment for ARFID and his artwork is available on a shirt to help fund his program 💕💕💕
If you truly want to help your friends who are struggling with substance abuse, take the first step of not inviting them to the same fucking tired places they use at. Make sober plans. I promise you people are still worth seeing sober.
I no longer live in Jersey City but I urge all of my friends who do to vote Lewis Spears today. Fulop has been mayor the entirety of my kids life and we left Jersey City because in those 8 years Greenville became unlivable and the schools crumbled. Vote him out.
Hi friends- I know you’re probably flooded with info from little scouts eager to sell you some cookies- but if you’re in the market, it would mean the world to me if you’d consider helping (one of my best friends daughters) Rayne hit her cookie goals. Give her video a watch ✨
If you work in the service industry and you think you can leave it for good for a nice career as a funeral director- you aren’t leaving the service industry. You’re actually entering the final boss battle of the service industry except you can’t get drunk at work anymore.
Can we normalize talking to your partner about things you want in the future (kids, marriage, career, etc) without it being considered “awkward” so that people can stop wasting each other’s time with life goals that don’t align?
My friends lost their home and truck in this today. They had just moved back to Asheville area after 4 years in key west and thought well at least we are safer in NC.
I can't comprehend what has happened in western North Carolina.
This is Asheville.
National Weather Service has said this is one of the region's most significant weather events of the modern era.
Guys this morning my oldest high school friend and I signed a lease for a storefront on Newark avenue in fucking downtown Jersey City. Our hometown. Against every single odd. It’s happening.
@JCoddities
lives on.
Please stay home for New Years I’m literally begging you. My back hurts my hands hurt my hips hurt. Getting people out of Covid trailers hurts. Carrying people down flights of stairs hurts. Stay home.
@MeganCarolan
Our first Ped wouldn’t do it bc it was charted that father said no and I didn’t have sole custody. Current Ped worked with me on it in order of likelihood of exposure. We did 2 each visit.
Just spent almost $400 on a case of KN95s for a NY hospital where a relative works, who says they are down to one mask to last them a week. I absolutely can’t afford to have done that, but it’s done. So if anyone wants to sponsor a mask for a nurse, my venmo is antisocialjc 😭
@Colleen4Denver
@highvibewell
Exactly this! It was also an AWFUL flight. And that poor baby doesn’t understand why his ears are popping or why the captain keeps speaking over that loud fuzzy intercom or why the whole plane is shaking.
At about 6:30pm, with my mom by her side, Lulu said fuck you lames, I’m going home. I am just completely and utterly shattered. Please live deliciously as she would have wanted.
I am radically pro choice under any circumstances for any reason because I am a mom and I hate it. And before you cancel me, I love my kid. He has a great happy and safe life and it has nothing to do with him as a person. I chose him, but I shouldn’t have been a mom.
A point in the Jonsbones discourse that’s being overlooked, is that even if human osteological collections were ethical / moral by a universal standard- when individuals hoard enough to control the market WHILE popularizing it, they create the black market-
Something death care has taught me is that people will have zero relationship with their parents and then try to make up for it with $20,000 funerals. A $900 floral arrangement is worthless if you send it after they’re dead.
Big news fellas: Lucian is home 💕 and by home I mean we got discharged went to McDonald’s and he asked to sleep at grandmas and I am not gonna argue that one!!!!
The fact my sons teacher is requiring the pledge of allegiance while we are learning via zoom because we live in a country that completely fumbled its pandemic response is just. Wow.
I’m mostly not anti car, but it’s a fact that probably half of drivers shouldn’t be allowed to, and don’t have the actual skill / reaction time / spatial sense to operate a death machine freely.
As someone who works with terminally ill people on a daily basis, to have your dying wish be that a council person resign is WILD and if I was Amy Degise this would haunt me the rest of my sad life.
Do I think all men are inherently bad? No. But I also think most are overly confident, lack the empathy required to read body language, and treat coercion like a form of foreplay instead of what it actually is, which is abuse.
Six years ago I won a 10k grant for JC Oddities Market. People were annoyed that they gave the grant to “the girl who plays with animal bones” and failed to see that the market supports HUNDREDS of artist. Six years later we are still here and they are not. 🤷🏻♀️
My grandmothers German Shepard saved her life tonight. She stopped breathing and Lady went and found someone to help. Timmy in the well. Truly. Dogs are the greatest creatures on earth.
Yesterday a girl told me I was “really successful” because I opened a store and I’m self employed and not even 30 yet and I giggled because my checking account has $11.15 in it, I sleep on a mattress on the floor in my parents apartment, and boys wouldn’t date me if I paid them.
I don’t care if it’s cringe. I’ve been in so many bad relationships where dudes didn’t even like me, used me for something, or were downright cruel to me. Finally Being in love totally rules. Every day it’s a new surprise of how much cooler it can even get. I highly recommend it.
I will always love New Jersey and one reason why is that is the kind of place where sometimes you can just stop in on some old graveyard and there’s a goat hanging around in there
Been feeling like a failure for starting my career so “late” in life then I realized. My schooling is over $30k. Internships are required and are low to no pay. License registration was $125. Etc etc. I couldn’t have afforded to do this in my early 20s. Be easy on yourself.