@RyanFantasy26
Funny no one ever complains that their doctor, ABC store cashier, server, etc doesn’t reciprocate when asked for ID or very basic information.
@KnowingSimone
@_SydVicious_
A small amount of urine is found in semen and we accept that semen is not pee. Yet we keep having to have this “squirt is pee because it has some pee in it” conversation every other month. Squirt your hearts out ladies. For science!
I generally don’t post gifts out of discretion and so as not to offend, but it has been brought to my attention that the generous gents are disappointed when I don’t. Things to ponder…
The constant squirt debate irks me because we all know that the people saying it’s pee and gross are the same people begging to eat unwashed ass. You could tell them you piss poison and they would happily swallow that shit. Anyway, back to my quest for world domination
@Itgirlkehlani
@EscortingAdvice
I was having a lot of secret, kinky sex with someone I didn’t have any business knowing and I kept thinking “You should be paying me sooooo much for this.” So to the internet I went
I don’t offer virtual meets. It’s far too inconvenient to fit into my life and schedule so you would be paying to look at my ceiling while I obsessively organize my cabinets/closets/current fixation. I love that for me but I would hate that for you 😂
Thinking about baking Bobby Flay’s Olive oil and orange cake but I’m scared it won’t quite hit the spot and will end in me booking a flight to Vegas just to eat at Amalfi 😂
Everyone has been so kind and generous about my rate increase. My wishlist is nearly empty, my Venmo is Venmoing, and my heart is full of gratitude. Thank you all so much for taking such good care of me!!! 💋
Had a fun time at brunch yesterday with these gorgeous beauties!
@show_Me_moore
@PenelopeWestDC
@SiennaBanksLDN
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I literally laugh my heart out 😊 Can’t wait to gallivant around DC with you guys again! 😘
Accidentally slept on a couple vibrators last night and today my ribs and hip hurt. I wish I could say this was the first or last time for this but I know myself 🤣
On my way to see Patti LaBelle! You can bring alcohol to the venue, but not bug spray, so I just sprayed my whole body in the grocery store while buying wine.
@MissNalaniNY
Of course. Their names are “Dude next door” and “Folks who live behind me.” There’s also “Guy in the old Benz” and “The lady with that dog.”
Quality people.
The weather is nice, the cherry blossoms are out, and I’m feeling like I need to spend a day enjoying the city. Maybe a boat ride, cocktails, a random museum, maybe vape and do a Seqway tour.