Claire Woods
@clairewoodsSF
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Old World European Beauty 🌙 Cosmopolite & Bon Vivant, often on a plane ✈️ ✨💌clairewoodsbooking @protonmail .com
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Musical requests? I’m partial to Mozart & Bach on the piano personally…
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@BlackLotusPhoto
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Tonight: My longest client of several years, M, books a dinner date with me once a week. Then we go back to my apartment, feed my dog treats & I take a bath while we discuss art, poetry and jewelry. (He’s a retired jeweler in his 80s and we are close confidants) 💕
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My ex boyfriend emailed me to say he found my twitter and was stalking it pretty hard. Hi babe 👋 look how great I’m doing without you! 💋
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My longest term client of several years, M, is over 80. His ideal date is feeding my dog treats while watching me take a bath and talking about the jewelry he’s going to buy me. 🥹
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I will never understand sex workers being mean or rude to other sex workers. Don’t we all go through enough already?
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Business Idea: WhoreDash. Finally an on-demand booking service that has sluts in full hair and makeup just ready to go. Caveat: it’s always surge pricing.
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If I got $100 for every “you avail” text, I’d never have to work again
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A client asked if I required a deposit for a second date. YES, I require a deposit for every date. He says he’s never gone back to see a provider that required a deposit every time. Uh, ok. Bye 👋
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I had to fire a client today. It was a complex decision, since we’ve built a steady relationship over 3.5 years. Lately, several of my spoken boundaries were crossed, one by one, and I noticed I was starting to dread our dates instead of eagerly look forward to them
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Discriminating against clients because of country of origin, race or ethnicity are some of the most closed-minded, sweeping, and harmful broad generalizations. If you do this, you are upholding racism.
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Outfit requests that involve me drawing attention to myself by wearing a short skirt and heels in the winter walking into hotel at 9pm will be politely ignored 🙄😂
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Planning turns me on. LOVE when clients book (screen & deposit) months ahead…!
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A new client just inquired, screened and deposited within 10 minutes and several messages and I am like 🤯
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Every morning should start with a cappuccino, croissant & orgasm
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I’m giving myself a raise! My rates will increase April 1. All pre-bookings will honor the previous rate 💕
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I hope every provider reading this is crushing her goals this month. And if you’re not, that’s ok too. It ebbs and flows. 💕
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A client told me my screening process made him feel secure booking me. I couldn’t agree more, Sir 💕 Discretion & Privacy is a two-way street
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SWers:: I have the most *wonderful* SW-friendly financial planner that has put me on track to buy a home THIS YEAR when I used to be a messy biiig spender. Lmk in my DMs if you want the contact. Truly life changing.
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Let’s not confuse someone’s free time with their availability.
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Clairelines coming soon ✈️ This girl is on her way to a private pilots license 💕
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Providers: how do you handle suitors wanting to discuss the intimate details of a date, beforehand? I’ve had several screened & deposited clients make this request and I don’t like the precedent this practice is setting…
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In my experience, clients that say the least, do the most. And I am so grateful for you ❤️
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So happy to be back in San Francisco. Alas, the semester has started. Could you find a way to distract me from my studies?
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I love Mondays. Feeling the potential of a new week is so energizing ✨
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What are everyone’s thoughts on outfit requests? I’m happy to oblige for dates over a few hours, but for the minimum, no thanks!
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Let’s share a glass of champagne before I’m off to Europe for my August hiatus 💕
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@BlackLotusPhoto
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Guys. A client thought we were “all set” for our date without submitting an ID or deposit. We had simply agreed on a time. I… I just…
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The most interesting, smart, kind-hearted, adventurous & captivating women I know are sex workers 💕
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✨Honolulu ✨November 16-26 ✨
I *really* debated visiting Hawaii. Hearing the locals complain about tourists then hearing Maui’s east side businesses struggling to stay open and asking tourists to visit, I was torn.
I have family friends who are locals in Hawaii and after
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Next gentleman that requests, screens and deposits without fuss will receive an extra 30 minutes of my time. I like rewarding those that deserve it 💕
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Why do I need your ID for my screening?
Well, there are two reasons. 1- it verifies that you are who you say you are. 2- it allows me to complete a background check for violent offenses.
I delete it from my device afterwards because it would be incriminating for me to keep it.
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Politicians are some of the best clients. Utmost privacy & respect 💕
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Spring is almost here… Dahlia season and thigh-high slits 🌸
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How do you nicely let a client know the places he’s suggesting to book are… not ok? Examples: a place that recently had bed bugs, a motel, just really run-down establishments… I tried to book but he insisted…
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Politicians, celebrities, tech CEOs: they all send ID and screen, without question. Ask yourself why you feel like you’re the exception to this rule that is for my safety.
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How do you handle when a client regularly sends references you way without asking you first? This is the third time he’s done this. I don’t want to sour the relationship but I’d like to draw a boundary. ASK 👏🏼YOUR👏🏼REFERENCE👏🏼FIRST👏🏼
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Good morning LA, hope to see you again soon but I must return to the fog✈️
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“The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness” - John Muir
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Providers- what do you do when a new client has had two <24 hour cancellations? (He’s lost the deposit both times) … do you allow rebooking at this point? Raise the deposit?
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Cozy season is here 🍂🍃A slight chill in the air… I’m feeling like a scotch by the fireplace
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Last night I went to meet a new client at a hotel bar. I arrived on time. 15 min later I received a text that he was “in traffic”. I sent him a screenshot of an all green traffic map around the location. At minute 30 I left. (1/3)
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Yet again looking at beautiful naked women on twitter instead of doing the 50 things on my list for today 🫠
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Has anyone had experience with changing rates to work *more* ?? I have a wonderful clientele base at my current rates but working only 20 hours a month is kind of boring for *me*
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