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man i wish circles still existed dude
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@GreenTextRepost this story is made so much funnier to me just reading the first and last lines
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@obama__runtz @deeznutvinecomp woulda been less racist to name him Usain Build
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@jewforhire @SlitSniffer from the looks of things she has already been breached privately
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@soulless4kmania Bro is the Doofenschmirtz of groomers
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never understood how these people just craft their ideal wife in their heads and then picture her getting beaten up by a black man
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@Hope_Upstairs @twinkophrenia how in the hell do you gatekeep inflation porn what
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@Utakime what you’re describing is ideological grooming. many children are subjected to indoctrination by various extremist ideologies at a young age, and their lack of understanding is taken advantage of to groom them into strict followers of these neo-nazi ideologies.
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@Ish_bruhh Twitter trending will be “CLOSE THE GRAY DOOR” and “FUN VALUE 0”
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@willsgardevoir proof you dont gotta be white to be washed
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@gimmickannoying "where has this been" erm.. in my mouth?
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@KirklundTheKid Daredevil meeting Kingpin
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@thevampiricgoth cuck's apprentice, BBQ Mascot Morgz, Cryaotic, and the most inoffensive woman ever walk into a bar
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@Hope_Upstairs @PlugBoy11 @twinkophrenia good on you for being honest with yourself, but you didn't need to out yourself like that bro
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@poisonjr isnt groom the guy from despicable me
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@Utakime it’s most certainly abnormal, but given time to reflect and grow, it is forgivable, as these rabbit holes operate on deceit. i can’t blame the past child for being fooled, but i can blame the present adult for being foolish in their worldly understanding.
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@scpwiki remember that SCP where the entirety of the Foundation's employment could not possibly remember Yellowstone National Park existed for the longest time? that effect also applies to Jerma.
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@deeznutvinecomp do you think Gooseworx is gonna pull a Squimpus and forbid Nux Taku from reacting to any more of their content
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@RayceArcher @GoodReddit it is entirely my fault for clicking on the image but I am still mad at you for posting it in the first place
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@ughjkyg @kanekislut "vampirephobic" is not something i was prepared to read at 3 am
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@bad2sentence genuinely horrifying please stop
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@Utakime you also said they needed to reflect on themselves. you're right in that assertion, but the way the post is phrased, it sounded like you were telling people who already learnt from that era in their life that they're still bad people, which is a little counter-productive
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@innerlmnt @soulless4kmania Bro is the EVIL Doofenschmirtz of groomers*
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@willsgardevoir Toei was edging Wano specifically so they could avoid having to draw a character with dark skin and now that we’ve hit Egghead they’re going nuclear and whitewashing all except Fraudhawk
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@ObsidianSho i choose to plead Dipshit289
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@TrnsShenanigans honorable mention
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@The_REAL_Remis @mendokusai1031 @SpectralAurora_ i got robbed by the rock snake again
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@big_chungo68 @1oowiM they control us with medicines that they would never take, they make us eat food that they would never consume, they make us breathe air that they would never inhale, they make for us our vices so we are encouraged to fail
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@jamesharden20 the camera man's the ghost writer all this 11 year old knows is that he gets a spiderman lunchbox at the end of each son
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@dreamwastalen @dreamwastaken @RobboNeverDies you're definitely making him cry man im willing to bet good money on that
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@TrnsShenanigans no you don’t get it, this is the ‘uplifting the weak femboy’ part
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@sugarpoiiison on your screens nation-wide like i hit the twin towers
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John Wilkes Booth: (visibly upset) W-Where did he go? Abraham Lincoln:
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i wouldn't recognize abraham lincoln in a mask
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@CantEverDie referring to "the magnets" as some sort of malicious creature that operates under the same rules as the wicked witch of the west
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@magicus001 @BenSadfleck remarkably well punctuated for somebody who messed up the name of their own show
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@bromojumbo Capcom watching from the sidelines as Nintendo wears Monster Energy like a skin suit
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@M1das_OW2 Karl isn't a pro at anything much less life
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@ArtisticalD @TheVeryHungryC the very horny caterpillar
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@GoodReddit why bro listening to Louis CK
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@breaking_frames the only time mike has looked genuinely joyous is talking about pimento cheese
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@DxFi420 if i found cowbelly he wouldn't be ready
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@chas3fray modding new models for skins you had to pay for is a different breed of down ridiculous
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@willsgardevoir pokemon nuzlocke but every time i lose a pokemon i have to walk to the closest Publix and scream a racial slur as loud as i can, can i make it to the end of the video
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@_Spidem the quotes are eating this slop up too. just don’t use anime characters to celebrate world-wide human rights violations; I wouldn’t thoughtfully nod my head at an image of Ash Ketchum crying while he’s watching U.S interrogators waterboarding suspected Iraqi terrorists
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@dyingscribe sponsors should actually be relevant to the posts Poe you're so right
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@ruggyscruggy Boobs, cool
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@femceldorito Having a day off as a Persona fan and you get to only hang out with two types of people
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@Minato_Yuki_ @Anvir14 @WhatTheWhisp @shypley Bro even calls himself the Ultimate Lifeform
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@MushroomWatcher @twinkbride it's a forked path, either you're silently trans or you're violently horny
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@dkopp37 @cooIboobs this headline is completely correct though, Joe Rogan, as the trans person they are, will cause societal collapse
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@ArgyJackal @lilbabygandhi the flag of sweden after i've strangled you to death with it
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@Mdoeque_too @Hideki_Naganuma "he's in the car, listening to his favorite music" "FUNKY FRESH BEATS FUNKY FRESH BEATS"
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@UErechukwu @SbFramesInOrder ah hell naw spunjer gon body his ass 😭😭😭
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@SoobyMSN_ @ArchonDrake_DRG @sh11zeR You refuse to believe, I choose to believe.
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@yummi_yanni they shake hands like this is a diplomatic agreement
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@ahhggh2 They thought they rigged the vote hard enough but Mr. Moneybags cornered Jeff and told him they needed to add an extra mil to the Cocoon votes
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@poisonjr is there a minecraft slime wojak that this could be accompanied with
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@willsgardevoir Pacing in their room a whole month for this one
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@gimmickannoying they're ratioing themselves now
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@xerorgg i feel like three letters in Vivziepop would start crying
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@willsgardevoir i feel like knives is how Ron Desantis sees black ppl
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@poisonjr Imagine getting blind-doxxed by somebody with carbon monoxide poisoning
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@Kumesicle me when im trying to eat my meal but Flint Lockwood's fucked up machine is making it rain hotdogs
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@poisonjr “what do a butterfly and a rock have in common” there is no reason anybody should have to seriously consider this question
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@MentallyStableB @GertyYusef @jose40809467 she deserves it, she stole 6 bands from me
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@RapReddit man threw his resume out onto the Playboy Carti subreddit
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@soocleansofresh this is why you always read the document before you sign it
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@N4TETHAGR8 @NestorKambi @CodeineFridge it's okay to be wrong, i do it all the time
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@Ned0Ryerson @Space_b0y_ is your dad a gamer girl?
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@PeronaFreaky oh lord it's the mela mela no mi
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@RAB1DRABBlT @fuckedupfoods commercializing the body of christ like a real american
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@poisonjr to be honest my first thought getting punctured by barbed wire wouldn’t be “aw man think of the dogs” but probably something more along the lines of “ouchie oooo ooo owwie zowwie”
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@kittynouveau Forget that, what goes above Snake? What has 0 legs, 1 house, and a severe lack of slime? Hell, what does "0.5" houses even constitute as???
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@HeseiP @doodl_idk you're too dangerous to be kept alive you see beyond the veil
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@Yakool1038660 @12Neonlit_stage @1HELLB0Y @TheCrusaderYT @SLOplays “Does not fit with the theme of the show” such a bold-faced lie
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@twomad you are not him
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@blewglass any man with Adin Ross as an orbiter progressively gets less and less masculine each month
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@256GBMemes doofenschmirtz going up the elevator to the top floor of his tower, which is the ONLY floor of his tower with ANYTHING on it
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@NestorKambi @CodeineFridge please look up America Chavez
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@Jackox1X @loringperson @tone_stoss bro did you get your coffee this morning, this is the purpose of the account. wake up a lil
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@AyoErk @SaeedDiCaprio I look up penis on Google get 2 billion result
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@GwenVEVO dude it's like i've been saying he's the fourth gooner horseman harbinger of porn addiction when you see him you need to clear the area because he is a sign of the sfw end times
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@NxtDeterio thats a kid to me man im sorry
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@AFabMannequin @blewglass you aint a real blind mystic if you can't astral project your message from a coffin
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@willsgardevoir Thank you for the lesson, Ninjagopokemon
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@LoserWendigo i feel like you're framing your personal interpretation of his character and apologies as fact, i don't have any reason to assume that he's hiding transphobia behind his demeanor or that any apology of his was disingenuous; if you can tell me where thats coming from it'd help
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@poisonjr oooooh i thought thiswas like tucking into bed
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@TakesAppalling how Dante felt writing that the deepest part of Inferno is actually cold as shit
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@RespectfulMemes Vanessa doesn’t know how good she’s got it
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"Oh, there's a popular Jocat screenshot people are sharing, maybe he actually did something wrong" >username "*aryan" >Hogwarts Legacy discourse >replies are "trans people wanna be the victim sooo bad"
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You weren’t that concerned when people got harassed over a game bro
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