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@shitpoetic

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my priv is @robinwithahat feel free to request if we are mutuals
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@magickfartz honestly the part where he completely ignores that you're a kitten who wuvs her coffee milky is a bigger red flag
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@dreamergirl2727 if u combine them u get afreak
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@hanfjob somewhere out there she's posting the same thing about you
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@shitpoetic
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are u fuckign kidding me
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girth check: what is the circumference of your penis?
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@shitpoetic
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@punishedgarage there's a subreddit for this but instead it's boobs with the nipples smoothed away
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sucking on the titty like it's a dick
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@halomancer1 what does he mean all the birds
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@mo0nonokay shes soooo beautiful and smart and hard working is there anything she cant do
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@trinsvoid that's a huge load
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@Liv_Agar i love seeing the same uninspired reply copied verbatim by 10 different ostensibly different accounts
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@g0thgoblin @ineffablestring the number of books i've read with maps that i've basically ignored the maps cause it ultimately doesn't matter much and the story is vibes based in the end is very high and i don't really see it as a problem really
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@shitpoetic
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@SkinnyTuna people love to say afabs this amabs that, i have boy cones and I can see the colors just fine it has nothing to do with biology men are just socially conditioned to pretend there are only like 7 possible colors
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@thiccgirlbimbo ok but like.. it's easy to believe they went to space, and if they did they both put the suits on.. why would they need to photoshop so obviously lmao
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@latkedelrey every time i meet a new doctor my opinion of doctors goes down on average
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presents? how about you present your boobs to me! send tweet
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why cigarette ✌️ but joint 🤏
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not to brag but I think women over 25 are still cool
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@halomancer1 skibidi toilet makes me think the kids are alright. if this shit came out in early sfm days me and my friends would probably have been all over it
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@hondacrvthe3rd it's alright it's easy when you're looking in from the outside
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@Roysenotes @ellewasamistake it's like the only concept of texting they have is being in middle school using MSN in the mid-late 2000s
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@halomancer1 poop is gross but we don't ban that
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@distastefulman your crossover meme inspired me
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@Liv_Agar who among us hasn't gone through a twink phase
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coffee shop but instead of coffee its broth and your can go there for dates and just enjoy broth together
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[gags reflexively] sorry bro i just hate your dick
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you will regret following me (i am annoying and horny)
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@pondexplorer balatro is actually performance enhancing
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@halomancer1 that's head shaking vertically emoji ofc, if u see it with arrow dats just cause ur device is not supportive of it yet
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i joined a slightly horny gc recently and found out approximately every girl on twitter has a piss kink
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@mo0nonokay so awful I'm sorry you don't deserve this. you and your masters are going to have such a positive impact on the world while these people waste away trying to bring people down
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@arielurgh "just finish already 🙄"
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girls with medium sized boobs love saying they have small boobs
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@oncloud_e @Liv_Agar according to wikipedia they require you to submit photos of yourself receiving anal (with face / dick / ass all in frame)
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@oncloud_e i fear i cooked this too much
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@JoyMoone @oncloud_e @Liv_Agar deepfaking my own gay porn to avoid conscription
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@poisonjr this doesn't sound like a great bit.. why not just love women..
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french kissing is out, mormon kissing is in
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other men wish they were me ..
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@saezuuri it's so hard
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ur really pretty for a twitter shitposter
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@SkinnyTuna from reading the news stories and stuff, "successfully" is a pretty bare minimum word here, lots of weird stuff - getting lost, thrusters being mounted the wrong way, etc.
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@onionweigher @wxfflestomp wait you're insane how did you do that
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@urmomlolroasted haven't u heard, it's sheer black tights fall
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posting hog at 1k
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@latkedelrey me sending 4 emails in a row to my professor and worrying with each email that he's going to be mad at me
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height check how tall are you
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@Liv_Agar it's especially cool if you're a pedestrian or a cyclist
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hello may i see u naked I'm really just curious not even horny at all honestly
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@halomancer1 screwing is a different emoji 🪛‍🔄
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can a guy peg another guy or is that just sex
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@TolemustheGrey @halomancer1 i think ideally the sounding rods are body safe
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@shygrandpa write a cute little hello note for when he wakes up
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being open and honest with you (manipulatively)
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thank u to all the people who have looked past my horny exterior into my sweetie pie interior
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@biggestferal @ldiotsandwichh2 hi do u wanna go for a nice walk
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yeah we go way back, we've been mutuals since [checks notes] October
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i now pronounce you poster and reply guy
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@baileymoon96 i could be your anchor in the storm
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normally i wouldn't do this but you all deserve it: thank you to my 25 followers
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@frogs4girls i can't even see the whole color spectrum never mind God
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I'm handsome? how about you hand some of your nudes over. send tweet
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ass or tits? bro.. her voice
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accidentally said “venti” at my local coffee shop and the barista called me a "fucking nerd" and refused to serve me
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@frogs4girls they should find a group of scientists that don't know about this somehow and make them try to decipher it
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@latkedelrey I love sleeping on my side, laughing, and drinking with a straw. aging is happening regardless I might as well have a good time
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is that really the @ you want to be known by for the rest of your twitter career
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yuor boobs would look even better in my DMs
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@FilledwithUrine thank god im only 27
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@latkedelrey i think this kink is weird (especially in cube form but also it seems like a very practical and flexible way to vacuum pack someone in whatever position) but also i've seen this like full body latex packaging bit before in other forms and it's pretty harmless as far as kinks go
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u have rly boobs may i see them
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who up fumbling they bag
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@Hannah_bmbmbm women should lie about their height in the opposite direction in order to make lying-about-their-height guys even more insecure about being short
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feeling a little bit called out
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at what point in my russian learning do i need to download telegram
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what is backshots
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im not a reply guy im just a guy who replies. you wouldn't get it
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@bleed2Bperfect maybe they find a nice boy to hangout and have fun forever with..
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@princessdickbag this is awful and also entirely unsurprising that it's from her
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@shrmeg @hanfjob i was thinking more like *hot selfie* "walked by the hottest man I've ever seen on a subway platform and i look like this it's so fucking over dude"
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mutuals and followers stop getting suspended challange (IMPOSSIBLE)
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@SkinnyTuna what about the butt
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@halomancer1 the cracking egg shell image is actually a keter level memetic infohazard that forcefems cis men
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I'll shiver your timbers if you know what i mean
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@youngtiddy did he fire react his own screenshot of google
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just got a new toy can't wait to try it
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poster gf reply guy bf
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nut video with sound but it's just me quietly sobbing
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santa but instead of hohoho he says haha hey
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@oncloud_e when i played lucio eskay was my role model
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this was supposed to be 9 but i gave up halfway
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@PlSSCHRIST that's one early bird
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@hondacrvthe3rd your are hating of those who cannot spell beauitufoul. not cool.
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@latkedelrey if smiling and laughing and drinking with a straw all give me wrinkles then so be it
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rt if you love all boobs
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