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@fragrancewife
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my values happen to be aligned with feeling provided for and I need love expressed in concrete ways, I need to be validated. You can’t really do that if you’re stressed out about employment.
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since it only has two likes, this is a legal term
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Philadelphia police may be the only police that actually has to earn their paycheck. Everyone else is lazy as eff
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Philadelphia fans are a great example of mob behavior. But I’m sure this is accounted for in city budget.
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I tweet for people who treat Find My on iPhone like the Sims
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if you send me less than $10 I will refund you out of respect for you but I can’t access my venmo right now
$1 is insanity but you know what, what the hell—sure GO BIRDS 🦅
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I don’t post money sent to me on here that much anymore but this made me LOL
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all men would eat, sleep, and go to work at the times i dictated.
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