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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@idimeology_ Tia making sure we know it’s just Mowry now lol
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@SheaFromTheBay The way Gary has NEVER played with Amber, especially when it comes to Leah. He keeps trying to give Amber a chance, showing up to film to get her a check and she still just wants to be angry that HER choices led to her current status in life. It’s so sad.
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@SheaFromTheBay Gary said “I’m eating my cannoli. Leave me tf alone.” It’s really jarring seeing the people around Amber grow immensely and her stay the exact same.
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
Heather Gay is eating Lisa Barlow tf up lol “If you’ve got some shit to say about me, don’t wait for a hot mic moment, say it now!” #BravoCon #RHOSLC She really is the MVP of the SLC.
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@netflix Boy you got slapped on national tv. There’s nothing left to explain. Just tell your little jokes and keep Will’s name out of your mouth.
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2 years
@BardiUpdatess Sis really be a fan when it comes to her favorites. Cardi really ain’t like most celebrities lol
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@PopCrave We still not watching that show
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2 years
@Candace82661097 @Disney It was her reaction hearing Halle’s vocals for me
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2 years
@loveandhiphop Sierra and Bambi over there crying like Safaree they baby daddy! I love them! Talk about ride or dies!
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@JaysRealityBlog Ashley, Candiace, Wendy and Karen SLAYED THE RUNWAY!!!
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@LoveAndyC “I dont f*ck with anyone who doesn’t find me wonderful.” Is my new mantra.
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2 years
@theselumps_ Sis, you made him feel seen. Thank you!
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@queensofbravo I hate to say it- but Teresa and Jen ate those tag lines UP 🙄 #RHONJ
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10 months
@ThisIsTheHairI2 Well baby you gotta have a storyline. Bathing alone won’t get you very far.
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2 years
@MrMentionItAll It’s giving Shamari Bailey, Marlo Bailey, Sheree Bailey and Nene Bailey lol
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
6 months
@JaysRealityBlog Candiace and Wendy are just terrible friends but expect everyone to be their friend. I am so glad their reign is over.
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
8 months
No because @AmandaTori69 is mad that @the_planejane called her out for her pedestrian drag 🤣 No shade but we can all see Amanda’s insecurities because her drag isn’t as polished as her competitors. Amanda can even see it, it’s why she’s so emotionally triggered #DragRace
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drag is here
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6 months
@realjadensimone Calling someone blacky after them Making a racist remark makes you racist
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@Thot_Pocket You woulda swore Tamar was auditioning for #RHOA with this performance
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3 months
@SheaFromTheBay Amber is so bitter Gary “won”. But he’s simply just- a better person.
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
What in The Handmaid’s Tale?! #RHOP
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hw culture.
2 years
When you have a confessional at 3 and a track meet at 4
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
10 months
@OMFGRealityTV @BravoTV @NBCUniversal Seeing her all grown up is wild cause I feel like Heavenly ain’t even been on tv 10 years yet!
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@cxhnow They down with Markle though. They just being polite.
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1 year
@OMFGRealityTV That’s it! Mama Dorothy is OBVIOUSLY dressing Gizelle!
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8 months
@nymphianews I know baby did not sketch this on a Brawny paper towel lol 😂
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1 year
@dailybravomail Larsa. She’s like Candiace in the fact that you tell her her breath stinks, Larsa and Candiace will reach into the depths of their petty bag and wind up talking about your dead mama.
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4 months
I love watching Sean dance. Most of the time we are seeing other’s interpretations of his art but watching him actually move is another treat all within itself
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@JaysRealityBlog “…I don’t know how to move on when I don’t know the issue-“ “Easy, I did it five years ago…” Karen is so unintentionally funny 😆
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1 year
@dailybravomail He showed his true colors.
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@TheRHPolls @omarmuniz9 @angiekatsanevas @Angieharrington @DannaBuiNegrete @BravoTV @Andy Without Jen they have no storyline. So nope. Next. Just being back Mary and start filming.
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2 years
I feel like since learning that Stanbury stays at many of these hotels, resorts & the experiences she gets to have, are sponsored & free, it kind of kills the “wealthy” housewife illusion she flaunts online, no? Am I wrong? It’s like we peaked too far behind the curtain #RHODubai
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
1 year
@iamsupremetingz I’m tired of these queer baiting straight content creators. We need to stop supporting them as a community. Then let’s see how many parties Kendrell can buy 🙄
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
Polly is a menace to society and reality television. She and Alex Hall make Christine Quinn look like a cake walk. #SellingTheOC
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
1 year
@BravoBadGirl Teresa stay listening to hearsay to justify her hate for her own brother. Just own the fact that you hate your brother because he chooses his own family over you. What a weirdo.
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2 years
@JaysRealityBlog When Janay told Derwin she was pregnant and the first thing out of Mel’s mouth was “She’s lying. The bitch is lying, Derwin.” I knew we had entered a new phase of Melanie Barnett- the “that’s my man ten toes down” phase.
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@neptunewavey One thing Rollie gonna hold tighter than a grudge is a blunt, baby lol
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2 years
@JaysRealityBlog So Anila told Mrs Gomez to go home for a storyline? Yeah sis gotta go.
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2 years
@sleep2dream @PopBase Because he’s American now.
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2 years
@Phil_Lewis_ I can’t help but to see a black father in pain over losing his son to the judicial system
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1 year
@tvdeets It took baby girl almost 3 years after T’challa’s death to get a new pet. She dead ass loved that bird.
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1 year
@JaysRealityBlog @MTV Not Sierra calling this girl by her government name 😂 she activated lol
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
1 year
@AboutMusicYT I only see the girls coming back as solo artist. Girl bands don’t last long and THATS okay. They’ve worked for most of their life to achieve their dreams and I think sometimes it’s okay to step out on your own to showcase yourself fully. Much luck to them all!
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1 year
@bgctea2020 Sydney still trying to get back in Zeus’s good graces I see. 🙄
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1 year
@JaysRealityBlog It was bound to happen. Sierra rides for Bambi so hard you'd think she was f*king scrap how mad she be getting over his treatment of Bam
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
8 months
@aundrearunway @mike_savagex Not on Apple Music and not the explicit version
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6 months
@loveandhiphop The way Bambi ain’t speak a word is HILARIOUS
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5 months
@JaysRealityBlog @sherrishowtv I’ve always said Kandi is not only Andy’s and Bravo’s favorite employee but NBCU’s
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2 years
@Kathryn0687 I’m HOLLERING!!!! This is what Cameo needs to be used for lol
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2 years
@JaysRealityBlog Angie shut your racist mouth
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
No one has come in and dominated the HW franchise like Chanel Ayan. It’s wild! Sis stepped foot onscreen and we all applied for our stan cards lol #RHODubai
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@WendyOsefo Dr Osefo…Dr. Nicole is Cuban…
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6 months
@ohchadwick This is what makes this show stand apart- the black references
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@AbsolutelyQuad How are you taking a shirt that was meant in good spirits so personally? If Toya meant it to be shady she’d have no issues saying it!
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8 months
@DiscussingFilm So some of you don’t understand the wrongs that are being corrected in the trailer alone. I for one will be streaming this day one.
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@JaysRealityBlog Mauricio couldn’t have his two best girls fighting lol he’s too cute
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2 years
@KensBestLyfe I don’t do oohs and ahhs
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2 years
@JaysRealityBlog Monyetta probably filming for free, chile
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4 months
The Teresa take down is COMING. At this rate if she shows up to the reunion she’s got A LOT coming. #RHONJ
Danielle reveals something happened between she & Teresa after #RHONJ filming wrapped & she has a lot of questions for her at the reunion. 👀 ( @PageSix )
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@TooChallenge They gotta stop. In the words of Kim Kardashian- their the most boring to look at. They’ve done NOTHING major in terms of The Challenge since being back.
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1 year
@BravoAndBlaze Why are we even giving Jax a platform
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
5 months
@JaysRealityBlog But why Louie wanna text Fuda DURING filming? He’s not slick and John matched him- Louie clearly is doing this for the cameras so let’s do it for the cameras is Fuda’s thoughts and I get it. If Louie wants to play the game he better be ready. #RHONJ
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4 months
@SheaFromTheBay Replace Kam for Stephanie and yeah I’m down
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2 years
@JaysRealityBlog They be reading each other down BOOTS honey but will be kiki-ing the next minute lol IN AMERICA lol
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11 months
@dailybravomail Y’all can’t see why Lesa called his ass out? We all know even before a trailer drops that Lesa and Ayan are at odds and that Ayan and Stanbury are friendly now- Sergio did it to poke. And it’s fine. It was meant to be harmless shade but shade nonetheless and he got read DOWN
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@lyfeofguy Lol me with any kid in my vicinity lol
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2 years
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10 months
@MrMentionItAll Stormi and Courtney got Real Housewives energy! I love it!
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@RHOATEA Why we gotta take Marlo everywhere?!
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2 years
@housewivesofslc Meredith doing Mary’s work gathering Whitney. Love to see it.
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@ohchadwick Which makes complete and utter sense; after the first cheating scandal Michael thought he’d fly to the other side of the country (Vegas) to do his business and because of them being public figures still got “caught”, the natural next step is an escort. Confidentiality is key.
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@JaysRealityBlog Lol Dolores gonna ride a fence honey
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2 years
@ohchadwick Also, how effect was this bomb when Ashley was so unwavered lol
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1 year
@JaysRealityBlog Now Shaunie done filmed two scenes and she in the middle of the damn poster? Lol I’m hollering
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3 months
@thebravobabe_ Jen deserved it. At that point I would have dragged Jen by her extensions
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2 years
@dailybravomail Listen, first off- Meredith had a stellar first season: she and Seth had marriage issues, she and Lisa’s friendship was authentic and fun, she’s got a certain level of class, she gave us “Thank you, I’m disengaging!” And her confessional shade is 8/10. She’s a good RHW pick.
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@NoVAGurl703 And some of y’all love Candiace too much that you’re willing to excuse her nasty behavior and instead not only allow her but agree that she’s not the problem but its Colorism that’s the culprit.
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@JaysRealityBlog @V103Atlanta Baby, whether y’all like it or not, want to admit it or not, Kenya Summer Moore AND Kandi Burruss-Tucker, are truly the only remnants of the formula that made #RHOA as successful as it once was. Their peaches are secure. You Porsha stans be patient, I feel like she’s coming.
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1 year
@The_ZeusNetwork @missnatalienunn The fact that Natalie just can’t silently be a producer on this show annoys me.
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@JaysRealityBlog Lol Teresa allowed one man ruin half her adult and now she’s gonna allow another one to ruin the other half. Lol. Wild.
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2 years
Not me getting into a Twitter Tiff with @cbassett33 only for him to turn around in said Tiff and make me bust a gut. First Candiace got me defending her against Gizelle and now Chris got me laughing and apologizing. Maybe these two ain’t THAT bad 🙄🤣 #RHOP
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@loveandhiphop We have seen Scrap come a LONG way and I couldn’t be more proud of him for the growth he showed this season. It came with a lot of explosive mess on his end but he worked it out.
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@whitneywildrose Go be nice to Heather
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2 years
@MarTEAnisEddy Idts. It’s Seth with the mullet and comfortability in his manhood for me.
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2 years
@loveandhiphop Finally someone gave Karlie what she been ASKING FOR for years now. I stand with Tokyo
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1 year
@Bambi_4L Margaret ate Danielle up and used her bones to pick her teeth clean.
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2 years
@Miss_moraless Lol one time Candiace is somewhat mature and you want us to throw her a parade? Lol naa.
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
@kellydIeventhaI Ma’am Ryan already said years ago he was done with #RHOC and besides Ryan and Tamra’s arguments have been entertaining- unlike anything you’ve brought to the show.
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@JaysRealityBlog @tronixnetwork First off, Mona should be ashamed she didn’t think to trademark ‘Love After Hip-Hop’ as a reality dating show featuring 3 single cast members from the franchise dating the same contestants in the same house?! Imagine Moniece, Teairra Marie and Bambi?!
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@queensofbravo Now Luann, you ain’t a HW no more neither so chill.
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Matthew “Mookie” Farris
2 years
I like Mikel when he does one-on-one’s, he’s more vulnerable and sincere. But when he’s with the group! 👀 Chile! He be showing out for the cameras and it seems inauthentic and theatrical. #SouthernHospitality
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1 year
@OMFGRealityTV @OWNTV @OWNKeepItReal The trailer seems so haphazardly thrown together
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2 years
@JaysRealityBlog @BravoTV @NBCUniversal Melissa finally barking and I love to see it!
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2 years
@TeamMileySWE He really did not treasure my girl
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2 years
@PopBase As it shoulda been.
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@RealityByAshley It’s 2024. No one is fully straight.
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@JaysRealityBlog Why she doing press like she coming back? Lol
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2 years
@lovelyniasia_ @loveandhiphop Oh see so you let yo mama not only disrespect you but your partner and parent to your child? Got it.
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2 years
@memepatissier I gotta stop watching this 😂
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2 years
@ijhosecarlos @RuPaulsDragRace @MTV This is by far the best response tweet lol
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