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@yurasvoid
first they said idf had ordered them to ‘evacuate’ the hospital then retracted their statement and said it was a hamas misfired rocket
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@Ameen_M_Bassam
@ESPNUK
This happened in 2019. He was getting booed from the fans and unfairly criticized by spanish media since 2013. He'd had enough. Apart from this one incident, which he did out of frustration, he is a madrid legend and always will be.
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funny how even this isn’t an effective solution, men will take out their sexual frustration on men and rape other, weaker men
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coming frm a sushi family, we inevitably hv a shia sunni debate (starts frm ritual and goes all the way to ghadeer) every bakra eid before day1 dinner, and i piss both sides off by contending tht aga khanis are the best muslims in the modern context
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@Ameen_M_Bassam
@ESPNUK
Are you saying Bale should react to mistreatment by the club the same way other players do (just keep quiet so you don’t lose fans) ???
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@alicentstjames
@umer1riaz
toldya
People should start putting up posters of Palestinians in Israeli prisons or families murdered by Israeli bombs and see how fast they get ripped down
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why r yall mad against dating someone frm twitter?? ppl are ltrly at their realest on twitter
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for context: sunnis accuse shias of shirk, shias (and sunnis too) accuse aga khanis of shirk… but aga khanis win all idgaf wars (without even trying), stay apolitical and keep contributing to the country’s betterment wherever they are
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@killbiill
petition to ban tiktokers from consuming and commenting on all long forms of media
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wish the poor could survive in pakistan for 24 hrs w no money too
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@NargisiKoftaay
same rich dudes appropriate the dhabba culture to sell ‘karak’ chai for 200 rs in dha and the worst part? its super successful
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“Chup hoon chup rehnay do” - the guy whose opinion not a single soul asked for
#آئین_کا_غدار_عمران_خان
تم نے مجھ سے اکیلے میں کیا کہا یاد ہے کپتان!!!
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fuck sex playlist tell me the songs u listen to after fucking up ur exam
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@behtreeninsan
@lizzuuh
messi has nvr endorsed israel in a personal capacity, he played in israel in 2014 as a part of fcb preseason trip… its not fair at all for anyone to associate someone like messi (who hardly talks abt anything other than sports) to politics, least of all 2 a country like israel
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as a man, i keep cheating on my gf only to increase our understanding and strengthen the bond of trust bw us but y’all ain’t ready for tht convo…
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criminalisation of suicide is so wild like u hav to pay a fine to the government if u fail ur suicide attempt and get caught like bro ffs i ltrly want to kms
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@underdogboombox
y do lib arts need expensive labs?? what physical experiments do they have to perform?
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not a manwhore but being called a good kisser always makes my day
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the only right answer
Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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atheism leaving my body as soon as i hear a rlly good jinn story
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even an alpha male sometimes needs to be pinned against the wall and kissed aggressively
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fuck a breakup have u ever painfully read thru 600 pages of a dense philosophical text and understood nothing???
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@guacamolz
its worse than what luxury watches were for boomers cuz at least boomers acc wore them
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how i expect the admission officer to be after reading my personal statement
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being privileged and aware of it lowkey worse than being oppressed
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spent 4k on a haircut only to be called a qayamat ki nishani by my khala
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if lums was an engineering uni it’d be called LUST (lahore university of science and technology)
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not to suck my own dick and balls while fingering my butthole and fondling my male bubble butt ambidextrously but i kinda ate at all hands today
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my twt following
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25 is such a wild age like u ltrly went a whole month without getting past small talk w any1, ur parents are dying, ur losing frnds evrydy, market’s in a crunch u cud be laid off any moment and in all this u ltrly j went on a swiping spree on bumble in the middle of a breakdown
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yall this girl (my gf) is so weird she stopped liking my shit on insta evr since i slept w her sister like girl?? get a grip..
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BREAKING: Al-Jazeera reports that the 🇮🇱 IDF spokesperson says they had warned regarding evacuating the Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital as well as five other hospitals
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nobody came to pick me frm the airport + my ‘landed’ msg got seenzoned on family whatsapp gp, who is doing it like me??
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god knew i’d be too powerful if i wasn’t born ina 3rd world country like pak
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khi folks be like i have this amazing business idea and its j a restaurant in the middle of 30 other restaurants
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shaving my balls rn so they’re the right amount of silly by my birthday week 🥳
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i’d rather be his whore (twitter w rate limit) than your wife (threads)
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ngl i try 2 talk as little as possible until i get 2 work so i can use all of my early morning deep grainy voice talking 2 my work crush
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scored 4 goals in 13 mins (couldn’t play more due to constipation) which means i’m better than most (gratitude check) even when i’m full of shit (both literally and metaphorically)
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man whoever put an egg in a club sandwich deserves to get their pussy sucked like u can tell they must’ve gotten a lot of hate when they first came up w it but they stood their ground 🫡
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u ever wana cheat on someone so bad tht u start feeling bad for the person ur gonna cheat with??
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‘srry i was pooping’ is soo unprofessional.. its time for me to stretch my holes is sm more corporate and unemotional
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if anything at all, falling in love w a twt user w all their unhinged, double digit iq and jobless tweets could be true love..as compared to their fake ass insta/fb persona
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u ever driving in the fast lane on a busy road and start getting intrusive thoughts like what if i j stop abruptly for no rsn and it triggers a big chain accident? like j imagining one small action of mine can ruin sm ppl’s day and possibly lives j makes me feel soo powerful icl
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bc sardiyon mein sadboi hours 8 bajey se hi shuru hojatay hein…
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personally i think a rapist shud hv a right to choose his own punishment like we shud ask each individual rapist if he’d like a death penalty or life imprisonment and then like do the opposite.. it’ll be both democratic and will piss em off real good
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offering to pick ppl up in my car and then bitching abt petrol prices the whole way is how i play god
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the word babygirl has been sexualised sm i’ll prbbly call my daughter bestie or sum
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we don’t talk anymore vs remembering why we don’t talk anymore
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we need an army quota at cinema screenings asap… went to watch oppenheimer today and it was completely filled by civilians??? no special seats for army brats at all?? i mean, don’t we (army) ltrly own nueplex?? fuck these bcs (bloody civilians) fr
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wild how yalls soulmates always turn out to be from the same country, language, and socioeconomic class as urs
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@fambanglani
Karachi has recently seen a huge spike in street crime and mobile snatching majority cases being perpetrated by hordes of incoming flood affectees. Muhajirs didn’t start looting in sindh after migration. Her concerns are absolutely justified.
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we need to start naming our daughters afshan and yasmeen again… who’s gna teach urdu to our next generation??
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went 2 hangout w my 3 frnds on low social battery (personal 9/11) met another frnd who was hanging out w his cousins; had to merge groups (personal nagasaki) evry1 got along p well except me i ltrly ate my dinner alone feeling like an npc (personal holocaust)
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anyone got a shocking pink underwear tht i can borrow for my barbie show tonight??
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saddam hussein was mad unserious.. attacked kuwait unprovoked for no real rsn.. got himself killed over a false rumor which he himself started (wmd) and secs before his execution when iraqis shouted ‘may u rot in hell’ he replied, oh! u mean iraq?? 😭😭😭 ltrly his final words
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having the wittiest replies to her flirts rn but the conversation ended 3 yrs ago :(
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- kissed? nobody cares
- dated? nobody cares
- drank? nobody cares
- smoked? nobody cares
- had sex? nobody cares
- used drugs? nobody cares
- sent nudes? nobody cares
- got a tattoo? nobody cares
- got piercing? nobody cares
- fell in love? nobody cares
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i completely believe in the existence of jinns but what i don’t understand is y are they always onto sum jobless behaviour like y can’t u j tell me which stocks to buy or like help me w budgeting..
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