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in 2024 i am not afraid to be seen trying
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7 months
when your card declines in therapy so they bring out your first pandemic situationship
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5 months
hi sharks i'm asking for a will to live that doesn't depend on constantly achieving things
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3 years
put her in euphoria and nate is gone
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does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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5 months
i really need all employed people to tell me how they survive the brainrot every day i am just 22 and i feel like i am decaying how do you all stay sane in these archaic corporate structures
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8 months
all i want in this life is to be stopped by one of those youtubers who come up to you in a store and tell you that everything you can grab in 30 seconds is yours because i have the whole strategy planned
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4 months
when people help you... and your task list gets reduced by 2 hours...insane concept not everything needs to be done alone... the magic of companionship... hyper independent elder daughter etc etc... yes
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@guacamolz
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7 months
can some psychology student tell me why i feel inexplicably sad and defeated when really great and lucky things happen in my life
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@guacamolz
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2 years
happy for jenna ortega but this was my wednesday
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1 year
i would watch ipl for them
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“they don’t make ads like these anymore”
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@guacamolz
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7 months
watching your parents get visibly old while you're barely ready to be an adult
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
1 year
name something harder than this😭
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@guacamolz
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3 years
fuck a breakup have you ever disappointed the one teacher that believed in you
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@guacamolz
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8 months
most elder daughter film ever
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‘27 dresses’ (2008) premiered 16 years ago today
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3 years
thinking about how Santoor predicted the MILF trend
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3 years
literature gf
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1 year
ncert removing the periodic table is so sad because the last time i had fun studying chemistry was blabbering beta mange car scooter baap raazi every waking hour
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@guacamolz
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8 months
being in your early 20s is a truly weird experience because people my age are living in with their partners and having full adult life experiences while i’m still asking my mom if i can go out two days consecutively
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@guacamolz
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5 months
makes me so happy
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5 months
i might have clicked the most lovely picture ever
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@guacamolz
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9 months
getting through three men in a boat in 9th grade
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what do you think is harder than this?
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@matildae22
Matilda ♋︎
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Which famous painting best reflects you soul?
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2 years
im not generation z im generation knows what the end of a shoelace is called
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3 years
the only bollywood sibling representation that matters
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2 years
in my brain rakul preet singh and sargun mehta are the same person
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10 months
so beautiful so elegant just looking like a meow
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@guacamolz
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1 year
mamaearth wow biotique mcaffeine four horsemen of the indian skincare apocalypse i said what i said
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@guacamolz
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2 years
did upper arm strength training today (washed my hair)
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@guacamolz
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8 months
my favourite genre of bollywood is walking
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@guacamolz
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8 months
one lecture by an english professor can singlehandedly reignite my will to live
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@guacamolz
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2 years
guys there is a very cute guy in the metro sitting awfully close to me and he's reading a book i'm so 😳
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@guacamolz
molly
1 year
thinking of the time my friend had a remote internship with tinder and they sent him a standing desk and a wholeass apple monitor with all the gizmos etc and since it was too costly to ship all of that to them they just let him keep everything ...
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layla
1 year
my @oracle intern swag box arrived! 😍
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@guacamolz
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1 month
this is the joe and niamh of south asian people
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So you are telling me they unfollowed each other on insta!?!?
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@heyjaeee
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2 years
I’m bored….if you were visited by 3 ghost for Christmas who would you want them to be? Lol
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@guacamolz
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1 year
i can't believe duolingo india hosted a whole creator day and didn't call these two geniuses
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@guacamolz
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9 months
thinking of the time i would trade 5 chips pieces with my brother for his entire plate of maggi and he would accept it thinking he got the better end of the deal… siblings should remain tiny and stupid
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@guacamolz
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2 years
no you dont understand i have to travel 3 hrs to college every day if i dont heavily romanticise the metro i will crash from the commute
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@guacamolz
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1 year
bombay is like oh here's an old building that's actually a zara next to a play school which is next to a 50 yr old residence which is next to the poshest restaurant in the city
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1 year
roaring twenties..?? best i can do is a feeble meow
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@guacamolz
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1 year
as an oily hair girlie i cant believe people put products in their hair to make them slick back like that's my day 3 hair‼️
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@guacamolz
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2 years
i feel like delhi would be so romantic if you're in love
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2 years
geet and aditya
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9 months
spotify wrapped feeling scarier than report card fr
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3 years
girl who practically sleeps at dawn, eats her first meal in the afternoon, forgets to drink water but takes the stairs at the metro because ✨fit nis✨
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@guacamolz
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2 years
a lot of these south delhi rich kids i come across think that being rude to people equates to being confident and i sincerely hope they realise that their unnecessary meanness is not making them the protagonist of the story that's obviously running through their heads
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@guacamolz
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3 years
everyone's either getting placed or going abroad, september truly not a month for self-esteem
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1 year
the person their favourite book
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@delhi_reads
Delhi Reads
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the person their favourite book
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@guacamolz
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2 years
no but mitch and cam created this meme
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@guacamolz
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3 years
when you used to read books as a child to cope with the world so you never properly tried to learn the rules for tenses and grammar you just chose what fit best and it always worked
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11 months
so cute😭
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11 months
i just got gifted the best thing..
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@guacamolz
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1 year
i dont think a potato is an all rounder i think it's a people pleaser worried about constantly moulding itself into people's perception of what is considered flavourful and loved by them
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@guacamolz
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3 years
did it hurt? when they said you were gifted and so you never developed a work ethic?
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7 months
vietnamese iced coffee u have rocked my life
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8 months
what’s the best thing to have at blue tokai? ive barely tried
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1 year
how r we forgetting
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2 months
schools and colleges were so wrong in making us believe that working harder and being smarter + more resourceful would always result in winning awards and being ranked higher because the only thing that working harder and being better at my job is getting me is... even more work
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@guacamolz
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3 years
i don't have any use for a lighter but i want this
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2 years
it's so deflating to find out that as you grow up birthdays are just gonna be another day in your year unless you actively choose to make them special like i really miss the childhood ignorance of my parents planning the day and making me feel like the world knew it was my hbd
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2 years
do the shark tank judges realise they r not on roadies
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2 years
just discovered this super popular indian influencer is going to be my sister in law im losing it
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2 years
i do not understand sneakerhead culture why do you spend a fortune on buying fancy nike shoes if all you're gonna do is keep them in plastics and dibbas
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2 years
all i do is lose my friends to other countries
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3 years
everyone has a college personality mine is the girl with ink stains on her hands all the fucking time
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6 months
no one: my mother randomly dropping the most life-altering traumatic anecdote while she asks me to fetch dhaniya from the fridge
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2 years
sometimes i think i'm okay but then i realise no kid will ever make memories of sitting in the green lawns around india gate at night again while dying to buy those neon light toys or choose between a hundred icecream stalls or sniff in the crisp winter scent & then i'm sad again
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3 years
can't believe they brought this meme to life
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1 year
since this picture has suddenly boomed lol you should know that its art version has featured on blossom book house's instagram yay
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3 years
literature gf
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1 year
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@guacamolz
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3 years
i'm a du student not in the azaadi tattoo spoken word sudama chai fabindia kurta metro rides way but in the rotting at home zero attendance giving silly exams no grip on time want 2 kms way
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9 months
virginia woolf wrote a room of one’s own for my 21 yr old self actually
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Arjun and 4 others
10 months
retweet with a picture of your room (pls)
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6 months
my mother is a primary school teacher and my favourite hobby during report card month is seeing the new names every generation gives their children. top voted by me (2024): gnya, meriah, nymphaea
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hot people have a deep story with this album
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anjo 🧃
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hot people have a deep story with this album
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11 months
happy international coffee day from my new and under construction coffee corner that my dad and i worked on for 2+ months<3
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9 months
do you sometimes think about whether your parents would be friends with you if they were your age because yeah……i would be invisible to mine
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1 year
du girl era over🚨❌
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8 months
not to be sappy on main but this year made me realise that as you grow up birthdays will end up becoming another date in the calendar unless you take the initiative to make them important occasions - you don’t need to worry about being worthy of self-celebration happy 22 to me<3
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1 year
emotional support tshirt actually it goes so hard
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1 year
my entire family has collectively manifested this by rewatching humsafar 50 times together
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Film Updates
1 year
Fawad Khan and Mahira Khan will lead Netflix series ‘Jo Bachay Hain Sang Samait Lo.’ Billed as a tragic romance, it follows Sikandar and Lisa, two people with troubled pasts who meet in Italy.
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2 years
he's reading a sadhguru book NVM 😭😭
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7 months
look at this cover i made for my phone<3
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3 years
IS THIS FOR REAL I WILL HAPPY CRY
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11 months
we know what u r getting at bestie…
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molly
1 year
this goes so hard omgg it needs to be on spotify
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1 year
this is what years of making bollywood mashups does to your brain
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1 year
small roll huge impact
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3 years
oh to be in college lawns basking in the winter sun sitting in a circle eating tiffin sandwiches putting flowers in your friends' hair clicking huji photos petting campus dogs feeling like life is worth living somehow
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3 years
you want me to wear heels? the thing that killed Achilles?
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11 months
AI this AI that not one fucking seamless way to transfer data from android to IOS like are tech people even capable of providing any real life solutions or r they just good at making impactless art
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in 7th grade i was badly heckled and brought to ugly tears by both the teacher and students in sst class for telling them the horrors that would follow now that they had supported a particular party in 2014. IN 7TH GRADE like i was 12. my mom had to be called. now the same people
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Tired Peasant ☭🇵🇸
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What radicalized you?
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1 year
nvm im cute
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1 year
being in front of the camera is not for me turns out you cannot make weird jokes u have to keep the face on till they get the shot
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2 years
the colleen hoover epidemic is so bad every single day i see someone in the metro reading those books what is to become of this
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2 years
finding out dhruv from #ClassOnNetflix was behind the dps mathura road confession page is insane
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molly
8 months
karan johar should actually stop bringing contemporary bollywood actors with scripted same-old answers and just make it a koffee with karan a bolly aunties tea party - i’ve actually enjoyed the rani kajol and sharmila tagore episode the most because i wouldn’t see them otherwise-
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2 years
what is diwali if not your mom waking you up early and forcing you to shower only for you to spend the next five hours sitting in front of the tv in a kurta and eating gifted mithai
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3 years
incase you were wondering
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3 years
a girl complimented my outfit on the delhi metro i don't think i will ever recover from this i'm positively molten
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1 year
when i was in class 12th a lot of people around me gave the clat because they binge watched all the seasons of suits
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1 year
what era are you in right now?
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2 years
forcing women (not men btw) to download dating apps just so they can participate in competitions and fests is downright deplorable idc if you dont get a penny in sponsorships this is just a way to gatekeep opportunities fuck off dtu
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7 months
@saucherie u get it
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1 year
when will i have my american house party with red cups moment where you and your crush end up by the pool and have a deep conversation it's been the fodder of my teenage years
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molly
1 year
all my skincare girlies need to know that @cerave is now available in india, have fun🫶🏻
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2 years
just want someone to hold me in their arms so i can wobble and disappear into them and not put up the strong act for one fricking second
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2 years
me when i wear actual april's phools to college
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