i really need all employed people to tell me how they survive the brainrot every day i am just 22 and i feel like i am decaying how do you all stay sane in these archaic corporate structures
all i want in this life is to be stopped by one of those youtubers who come up to you in a store and tell you that everything you can grab in 30 seconds is yours because i have the whole strategy planned
when people help you... and your task list gets reduced by 2 hours...insane concept not everything needs to be done alone... the magic of companionship... hyper independent elder daughter etc etc... yes
ncert removing the periodic table is so sad because the last time i had fun studying chemistry was blabbering beta mange car scooter baap raazi every waking hour
being in your early 20s is a truly weird experience because people my age are living in with their partners and having full adult life experiences while i’m still asking my mom if i can go out two days consecutively
thinking of the time my friend had a remote internship with tinder and they sent him a standing desk and a wholeass apple monitor with all the gizmos etc and since it was too costly to ship all of that to them they just let him keep everything ...
thinking of the time i would trade 5 chips pieces with my brother for his entire plate of maggi and he would accept it thinking he got the better end of the deal… siblings should remain tiny and stupid
bombay is like oh here's an old building that's actually a zara next to a play school which is next to a 50 yr old residence which is next to the poshest restaurant in the city
a lot of these south delhi rich kids i come across think that being rude to people equates to being confident and i sincerely hope they realise that their unnecessary meanness is not making them the protagonist of the story that's obviously running through their heads
when you used to read books as a child to cope with the world so you never properly tried to learn the rules for tenses and grammar you just chose what fit best and it always worked
i dont think a potato is an all rounder i think it's a people pleaser worried about constantly moulding itself into people's perception of what is considered flavourful and loved by them
schools and colleges were so wrong in making us believe that working harder and being smarter + more resourceful would always result in winning awards and being ranked higher because the only thing that working harder and being better at my job is getting me is... even more work
it's so deflating to find out that as you grow up birthdays are just gonna be another day in your year unless you actively choose to make them special like i really miss the childhood ignorance of my parents planning the day and making me feel like the world knew it was my hbd
i do not understand sneakerhead culture why do you spend a fortune on buying fancy nike shoes if all you're gonna do is keep them in plastics and dibbas
sometimes i think i'm okay but then i realise no kid will ever make memories of sitting in the green lawns around india gate at night again while dying to buy those neon light toys or choose between a hundred icecream stalls or sniff in the crisp winter scent & then i'm sad again
i'm a du student not in the azaadi tattoo spoken word sudama chai fabindia kurta metro rides way but in the rotting at home zero attendance giving silly exams no grip on time want 2 kms way
my mother is a primary school teacher and my favourite hobby during report card month is seeing the new names every generation gives their children. top voted by me (2024): gnya, meriah, nymphaea
not to be sappy on main but this year made me realise that as you grow up birthdays will end up becoming another date in the calendar unless you take the initiative to make them important occasions - you don’t need to worry about being worthy of self-celebration
happy 22 to me<3
Fawad Khan and Mahira Khan will lead Netflix series ‘Jo Bachay Hain Sang Samait Lo.’
Billed as a tragic romance, it follows Sikandar and Lisa, two people with troubled pasts who meet in Italy.
oh to be in college lawns basking in the winter sun sitting in a circle eating tiffin sandwiches putting flowers in your friends' hair clicking huji photos petting campus dogs feeling like life is worth living somehow
AI this AI that not one fucking seamless way to transfer data from android to IOS like are tech people even capable of providing any real life solutions or r they just good at making impactless art
in 7th grade i was badly heckled and brought to ugly tears by both the teacher and students in sst class for telling them the horrors that would follow now that they had supported a particular party in 2014. IN 7TH GRADE like i was 12. my mom had to be called. now the same people
karan johar should actually stop bringing contemporary bollywood actors with scripted same-old answers and just make it a koffee with karan a bolly aunties tea party - i’ve actually enjoyed the rani kajol and sharmila tagore episode the most because i wouldn’t see them otherwise-
what is diwali if not your mom waking you up early and forcing you to shower only for you to spend the next five hours sitting in front of the tv in a kurta and eating gifted mithai
forcing women (not men btw) to download dating apps just so they can participate in competitions and fests is downright deplorable idc if you dont get a penny in sponsorships this is just a way to gatekeep opportunities fuck off dtu
when will i have my american house party with red cups moment where you and your crush end up by the pool and have a deep conversation it's been the fodder of my teenage years