Building a water balloon cannon tank contraption and going in a water balloon rampage using a mask and costume while calling myself The Soaker just so I can feel something.
@Claire_DeLoon
This is either racism or a meticulous satire of how black people are often caught in poorer conditions because of the the still present racism in the capitalist system, as such the affected black kids don't get presents in the holidays.
Or it's racism
@MarvelStudios
Who will even be the Avengers in this movie?
Hulk is now just “Professor Hulk”.
Cap, Tony and Black Widow are dead.
Thor is in outer space.
Hawkeye is only one still around, but I doubt he'll come back.
@_sonflower
At least she can meet with her friends again after their death, though they won't be exactly the same.
She's one of the lucky immortal characters that lives in a world where reincarnation is a thing.
@alphahat05
Sounds like a real premise for an episode. Would also be another play at the fifth smiling friend running gag, a this guy could try becoming one of them
@Schaffrillas
One ruins the decade-old image of a beloved children's classic.
One is a bastardization of the previous work without any semblance of respect.
One is the last straw in a series of failed attempts at reinvigorating a dead franchise
One is Morbius 2: Electric Webaloo
@skydrowner_
These are fallen angels, not true angels. They've been relegated to cleansing duty, as they're not allowed amongst the holy clans anymore. At least that's what I think is going on.
@ArchimedesZt
The saddest part about that is that he wanted the blood to splatter over the board. That was his "best". But because he didn't shoot correctly, the blood bled internally...making his best nothing.
@deicha_torar
O Brasil é uma terra de pura sorte. Se você não teve sorte de ter nascido num berço de ouro, você está fadado a miséria e o apodrecimento.
@thetoonhero4
Toby: THEN NOELLE IS LIKE, “FINE, LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I CAST A SPELL I DON'T KNOW!”
Dev: That's incredible dialogue, boss!
Toby; No, she actually says-
Dev: Already programm'd and done, boss!
Toby: ...Okay we can work with that.
@RespectfulMemes
it's more understandable when you realize God doesn't like any kind of sex that's not reproductive. Thing is there is no reproductive sex between males, so that's why homosexuality was and is frowned upon by religion.
In conclusion, we need to invent mpreg.
@Visceral9000
I don't like how they changed the image to some ambiguous shape lying in a field. It doesn't hit as much as the original. I despise image laws. It took wonderful things away, like the toy truck that weights like a normal truck.
@Epicconor1
@Ish_bruhh
Secret bosses in Undertale be like: s- so sorry! I didn't m- mean to run into you!
Secret bosses in Deltarune,:
WE ARE SLAVES OF THIS WORLD'S RULES, AND WE CAN ONLY BREAK FREE THROUGH OUR OWN MADNESS. GIVE OUT YOUR SOUL AND END THIS NIGHTMARE!
@Trey_Explainer
Gonna write a fanfic about Jombo that turns him into this epic western antihero with a monologue on his head but when it cuts to the real world he only speaks in grunts.
@holo_tape
And one was never more.
It would be cool if we were not the only human species walking around. Though I don't think they were going to be different from us, mentally.
@ProbablyDemo
I get sad when I can't magically make drawings come out of my hands and it makes me want to bash my skull into concrete. I'll take the red pill and die of hunger, but happy
@kekwastro
I like how Angel seems to have a real passion for acting, as here and the other scene he calls out the bad script.
A shame he's chained to that creep, the mafia and now Alastor's little game to overthrown Lucifer.
@Drizzlederg
...That has to be the funniest character origin I've ever heard in my entire life.
Literally these days I saw people talking about fanarts of characters evolving into OCs but this is the most wild example I've ever seen.
@beetlemoses
Shout-out for the Egyptian death gods for allowing you to bring stuff with you to the afterlife.
I just think killing the wife and servants alongside might've been a bit too much.
@Hoofpeet
How come Drifloom and other dangerous species of Pokemon haven't been hunted to near extinction but Latios was? There's an evil race of pedophile balloons out there and you're taming them instead of purging their kind for their crimes?
@ShitpostRock
Kafkaesque: I turned into a roach
Kafkachamp: I turned into a roach to please my mommy dommy
Kafkamode: I'm crawling like a roach
Kafkacoded: I act like a roach
Kafkacore: My aesthetics revolve around roaches
Kafkapunk: I turned into a roach to oppose the government
@bara_moe_bltch
When the Purple Demon awoke
From his slumber below the earth
Its blood spilled into their mouths
And the Violet Madness it brought forth
@hxbridsxldier
One-eyed, eyepatch-wearing black sccotishman with a thirst for scrumpy and he also owns a haunted medieval sword. You can't get more TF2 than with the Demoman.
@Moire9_
@TakesAppalling
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Mojang completely redesigned the villagers so they "don't look like Jews anymore"
But no sane person in this world looks at the villagers and the first thing that they think of is Jew.
@GoDieASlowDeath
@binej_yeah
@5oc1MoreAccount
An innocent, hardworking man who suddenly was transformed into a walking wall in a freak accident. Rejected by all, he unleashes his fury on Spider-Man, who instead of being seen as a freak like him, is hailed as a hero...
@ccnr_b
If they ate your parents, it means either your parents did some pretty bad stuff and forgot to pay their debts. The dogs have been trained for this. As animals, they are not evil as they don't understand good and evil, therefore they all go to Heaven because at core they're pure.