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@shem_ku
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Mimi kitu inanishtua ni kudisappoint mamangu pekee yake izo vitu zingine ni peer pressure bana💀
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@shem_ku
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Since niachane na miadarati na kuchase Wanawake skuizii napambana tu na depression 💀😂
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Naskianga poa nikiona mabeshte zangu wanateswa na mapenzi😂💀🤕
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@shem_ku
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Mtu ako attachment unampigia Simu anakuambia tulia nitakupigia Nikitoka kazi nakuurumia tu😂💀🤕
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@shem_ku
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Unaringa na daktari huwa anakushika na gloves kama takataka😂🤕💀
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@shem_ku
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Tupiganie inchi araka before August ndyo tupate time ya kucook arsenal bana😂😂
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@shem_ku
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Nimeshikwa nikapigia mzae akuje anitoe akaniambia ni replace vybz kartel 🤕
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@shem_ku
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Nikama mimi na mzae tunanyimwa same juu nimeskia akilalamika hizii siku mbili kumekuwa na baridi usiku alafu mathe akamcheka mzae akajam😤💀
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Unaomba woofer ndyo jirani asiskie vile unaperform then gaidi badala amoan anaanza kupumua na nguvu tu😂💀
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@shem_ku
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Ukiona Umeanzaa kutoka lock asubui na chrome dry jua ushakula mtumwa wa pombe bro💀
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@shem_ku
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Madem nyihutumia pesa ndyo muwakule sisi hutumia jokes peke yake😂💀
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@shem_ku
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Kwa hii Maisha ukikosa kilakitu usiwai kosa uwongo ulizeni William Ruto 💀
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@shem_ku
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Akuna vile utapea mbogi mzima alafu ikifika Kwangu ndyo unataka serious relationship 🤕😂💀
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@shem_ku
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Nyinyi mko sure kiziwi akipewa mechi moja safi awezii skia vizuri😎
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@shem_ku
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Ambieni uyo mwalimu alikuwa ananiambia naandika kama kuku skuizii nauza mayai akujie
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@shem_ku
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Tangu nitoke adolescent skuizii adii nyash kubwa hainifuraishi😂🤕💀
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@shem_ku
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2 years
@amerix Be in the gym Intensify your side hustle Aman has no holiday Noted mkuu✍️
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@shem_ku
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I will love you no matter what amekataa kwenda Choo na gazeti 💀😂🤕
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@shem_ku
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Another sign of poverty ni kusindikiza dem amekunyima ndyo at least akupee kahug 💀🤕😂
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@shem_ku
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Matatu zakuenda kitale hubeba watu kupitia kiasi adii unapata dereva amekalia sambaza😂 🤕
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@shem_ku
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Nakukatia unakataa then nakitia mama yako anakubali unakuwa msichana wetu tunaaanza kukutesa,😂💀🙌
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@shem_ku
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Siata wewe umeona ni kiherehere ulikuwa nayo ya kufunguwa Bank account
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@shem_ku
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Welcome to Kenya where all powder soap is called omo😂
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@shem_ku
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Najuwa hiwausu lakini nimepata mwenye tuna vybe😂
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@shem_ku
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Watu Wanapigania inchi alafu Kuna aka kamalaya kana niuliza kama weekend tutaenda shoot sijui nilete namba mukasalimie😂💀🤕
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@shem_ku
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Unaita dem sleepover Anatravel for 2hrs alafu ikifika time ya mechi unaperform for three minutes bro wewe ni gunstar 😂💀
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@shem_ku
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Bila pesa weekend inakaa Monday ipo siku💀
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@shem_ku
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Eldoret nayo kupata ukimwi nirahisi Sana than kupata pesa na chakula💀🤕😂
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@shem_ku
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Kot taking evidence to the violence triangle to attack miguna miguna😂
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@shem_ku
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Vile madem zenu Wanagawa izi Street Nikama wako Kazii🤕😂
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@shem_ku
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Me and my family to uganda to take land after the NYS capture uganda and it's solder taken to kamiti #KenyaVsuganda
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@shem_ku
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Nimeskiza speech ya Ruto and let me tell you my fellow criminals tumedanganywa walai uyo jamaa ashuke tu
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@shem_ku
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Tafta pesa usikuwe unaambia hawkers si leo ata tropical nikitu ya kupostponed kukula kweli😂🤕💀
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@shem_ku
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Unapea msee keja anakam na dem yake then Wanapika ugali na Unga yako 😂💀🤕
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@shem_ku
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Nimemwambia nimefall in love na yeye akanijibu anguka nayo 😂 🤕💀
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@shem_ku
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Dem akikuja Kwangu yeye na maskini akuna tofauti juu lazima nililishe izo tako mbwata💀😂
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@shem_ku
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Shule ulikuwa unakula special diet but Sai napatana na wewe town unakula jaba bila jugu🤕😂💀
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@shem_ku
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Tuko apa salga na dere bado ameweka mix ya demakufu😂🤕💀
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@shem_ku
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Hakuna kitu hutoa mtu hungover vizuri kama kuamka upate hauna Simu 😥😂
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@shem_ku
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Unapenda mtu adii unamwambia Majina yako yote mbili lakini bado anakuacha yenyewe shetani ni umbwa😂💀🤕
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@shem_ku
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Unanunulia morio wako pombe alafu anatabika iyo pombe yote😂
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@shem_ku
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Kama shuguli yako haileti pesa usishinde umenipigia pigia Simu bana 💀🤕
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@shem_ku
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Siata wewe unaona kuosha bedsheets ni ngumu kuliko kumwaga ndani😂🙌
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@shem_ku
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Sasa unatembea kwa giza ukiwa umefungua macho ndyo uwone nini surely 😂🙌🤕
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@shem_ku
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Siamini wamenikataa kabisa tena hii weekend nakaa kwa nyumba nikifua tu💀
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@shem_ku
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Unashangaa mbona uko happy kumbe happy are the poor maskini wewe😂🤕💀
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@shem_ku
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Niko apa jaba baze zimeshika nikaanza kutafta mkono yangu ya left😂💀🤕
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@shem_ku
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Mapenzi huonekana mzuri Sana ukiangalia relationships za wengine jaribu kuingia kwa relationship yako Sasa ndyo utajua😂💀
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@shem_ku
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Nairobi dem ni wako lakini kitu amebeba niya nairobian,, put that in mind to avoid depression 💀
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@shem_ku
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Kunikulia dem sio shida, shida ni uperform kuniliko.
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@shem_ku
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Lesbians wasikubaliwe wanunue dildo wahache nyege iwasumbue adii kinembe himee cobwebs maumbwa hao😂💀🤕
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@shem_ku
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Mother - in- law akikupigia na akuambie anaumwa na mapaja inafaa umjibu aje asking for a friend 🤕💀
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@shem_ku
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Ukisha dinya milaya bila condom usiwai Google signs za HIV bro💀🤕
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Tulikuwa talking stage akaniomba picha yangu, tangu ni mtumie iyo picha hajawai reply tena 🤕💀😂
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@shem_ku
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If your partner ataitwa akusaidie kwa exam uko sure utapata 😂💀
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@shem_ku
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Lakini shida zingine ni zakujitakia unajua unaenda kulala njaa na unalala😂💀
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@shem_ku
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Nakucrushia then unapost mpoa wako kwani unataka kuniuwa bana😂
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Ni God manze amepatikana kwa nganga bana, 😂🤕💀
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Ndyo Sasa maboy light skin wameanza kuonekana kwa street after maandamano imetulia 😂💀
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@shem_ku
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Bro kama uwezii mpea pesa ya kushuka nywele basii msaidie kubomoa 😂😂
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@shem_ku
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Vile boobs za dem yangu ziko kwa kila boobs thread uku sifurahii walai😂😫
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@shem_ku
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Leo sikuamukia online juu nilikuwa apo tao msee mmoja akaangusha pesa mwengine akachukua akaniambia twende tugawane weeeuh nimeona giza bana🤕💀
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@shem_ku
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Ushawai pigwa na flashback ya ex ukaclick na nguvu kwa matatu ama ukiwa church pastor akiongea😂💀🤕
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@shem_ku
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Aty wewe ni mwanaume na unaenda gym kufanya nini tafta bunduki acha ujinga bana😂💀
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@shem_ku
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DCI wamefanya uchunguzi yao iyo ya uwongo wakapata mwenye anafund hii baridi kumbe ni illuminate 😂🤕
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@shem_ku
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Umekaa na mtu kwa matatu mnapiga storii poa then anaanza kukupea shida za relationship yake 😂💀
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@shem_ku
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Kamalaya kalikuwa kanafanya siengage tweets zenu atiniko pale green app tuna chat kamenilisha blue tick 💀
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@shem_ku
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Na hype weekend unaeza thani Kuna kitu na ngoja ama mtu kumbe nitakuwa idle kama kinembe ya mjane🤕💀😂
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@shem_ku
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Shida ya arusi kila mtu anajuanga after arusii unaenda kudinya
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@shem_ku
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Nachukua dem Yako na bado nakuona na type yangu tena bro kwani unataka kuniuwa na baraka😂💀🤕
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@shem_ku
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Unateka dem yangu tunaendelea kuwa mabeshte kabisaa mimi sina shida na wewe but mimi nikiteka mama yako unajam umbwa sana😂🤕💀
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@shem_ku
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Kumbe wakadinali walikuwa wazime khaligraph Jones alafu pia hao wazime ufala ivyo
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