My new hobby is to google things I simply can't afford
"Wow! Samsung S22 is this amount? It's not even expensive"
"Amazing! HP Elitebook G7 looks so sleek, gonna get it"
"Oof! I think I'm gonna make my walk-in closet look like this"
Living in my imagination is the way now! ๐
@Folkeezy
Are we already asking why a woman can't host BBN? But there's nothing wrong with the current host na
Very soon someone would ask why it is called Big Brother Naija and not Big Sibling Naija in the name of "equality"
@Anambravirgin
@_teazzy_
When we start catching cruise and sharing memes, una go still say "your mates dey hustle, you dey share memes; no go find work"
@urPapaDeyCraze
I remember when I was told Eminem released Not Afraid after he left the Illuminati and so they were after his life
And Sony killed MJ because he was planning to leave the Illuminati at his last concert & there's no way they would've allowed that to happen, like what?! ๐
@Chukwuemerigom
@Hauwa_L
That of Jaja vexed my soul because that was the first work of hers that I read, I even had to be sure some pages weren't missing
But now I'm used to open ended stories from her although it still hurts๐ฅฒ
๐ March Wrap Up ๐
Read 6 books
Published 5 articles
BOTM: The Silent Patient
AOTM: Chimeka Garricks
I'll score my March 4/10
We go again next month ๐ช๐ผ
Whoa! This post blew up. So we all lack the strength to truly thrive ๐ญ
Since you're here, I offer writing services; business, law, lifestyle, reviews โ I'm your guy.
I haven't hit it big YET so my rates are really really affordable. โบ๏ธ Please recommend me to a friend Thanks! ๐
@alexlobaloba
@_Eddieee321
Big time! Barely meeting their eyes, every compliment keeps ringing in your head, hardly able to construct proper sentences, next thing you know you're laughing at every sense & nonsense he says when it ain't funny ๐คฆ
Some people read books for the synopsis, some for the cover, and there's me who reads books for quotes like this:
"Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering."
Damn! ๐ญ
I love English words that live double lives. Check this out โฌ๏ธ
- Upon seeing the tear in my favourite book, I shed a tear
- I couldn't object to the object, it was a beautiful piece of art
- We must polish the Polish furniture to make it shine
- The farm was used to produce
@lamide_black
We really handle problems differently. I don't think I'll be able to tweet if someone so dear to me is dying, I wouldn't even know if I left my phone in the bathroom or something.
I hope she pulls through, I really hope she does ๐
You wanna know where to find people capable of murder?
GOODREADS!
You'll be completely sold on a book, believing it's the best thing you've ever read; only to open Goodreads and that book has been torn apart, ripped to shreds. Annihilation, the length of a novella.
Good Lord!
@frahnnie
Fact!
There's this tweet I saw on here, "People only complain about corruption when it doesn't benefit them", like they're ranting over the very same thing they do
@_TempTAYtion
This feels like something out of The Psychology of Money.
"Controlling your time is the highest dividend money pays", freedom is the highest form of luxury.
Just started reading this and oh my...this book is so good!
Korede's sister though โ is it bad upbringing or can someone really be so detached from reality? ๐ญ๐ญ
Why what?
Why did Rose jump out of the boat that was supposed to transport her to safety?
Why did she, in the freezing water, have on coats and a life jacket while Jack had some piece of linen for a shirt?
Why did they not take turns on the damn door?
Why was there even no
He's probably in the chapter of I Put A Spell On You.
You know, the one where the wife made it impossible for her husband's manhood to be active whenever he planned to cheat. That one would have you smiling.
@Postsubman
I feel like she did that herself just to jump on the bandwagon of "what I ordered vs what I got", I mean, cheap or not, how would you sit & watch someone commit an abomination on all five fingers ๐
Just started reading this and oh my...this book is so good!
Korede's sister though โ is it bad upbringing or can someone really be so detached from reality? ๐ญ๐ญ
@Seyi__Funmi
No it's not wrong, he might even have a crush on you sef but you wouldn't know cos you didn't shoot shot
Anyways the worst you can get is NO ๐
@OMichaelUchenna
@Moe_mrmoe
Ali's death is still fresh in their minds unlike Nairobi's, plus Ali was a kind soul who didn't deserve what he got, it's somewhat natural to be drawn towards him more
The Silent Patient!!! ๐ญ Mahnn I thought I was ready for the plot twist people kept talking about, but WOW, nothing prepared me for that discovery.
Definitely gotta re-read so I can connect the dots myself.
I mean, I've read books like it before...so how was I fooled?! ๐ญ
@MJFam7_fg
Smooth Criminal, Beat It, Earth Song, Black or white, Who is it, They don't care about us, Heal the World, You are not alone, Speechless...ugh I'm tired, it's all of them please
There is no shortcut to getting better at writing.
There are only two
1. Read a lot
2. Write a lot
So dear moots, how about we task ourselves to write something short this week.
Small 500-1000 words story.
Write it, edit it and proofread it.
Anything that comes to mind, write
When will people begin to tell their friends real advice?
Hey, I love you but you need to get up & make a living for yourself.
Hey, we are good friends but what you did to that person was wrong. Apologize!
Hey, I support you but I can't support your bad habits. Seek help.
"The power of just mercy is that it belongs to the undeserving. Itโs when mercy is least expected that itโs most potent..."
- Just Mercy: A story of justice & redemption
Bryan Stevenson
In the comment section, write a memorable quote from the book youโre currently reading.
Hereโs mine: โOur loved ones are contributory to our happiness... but itโs unfair for us to place the burden of responsibility for it on anyone...โ
- Orchestra (Pg 136)
Samiah Oyekan-Ahmed
@ulxma
@Menebabyy
Basically both gender go into entrepreneurship for these reasons so what's your point here?
Y'know you can simply appreciate the fact that our women hustle and not complain about everything
@Ebuka
It's from those rat eating Chinese folks who have no idea what good food is. Covid19 is believed to be a zoonotic disease & the Chinese are known for eating bats, frogs, pangolins & what not. We aren't done dealing with the Coronavirus yet China dropped a pro version ๐
@e_boluwatife
@DrOlufunmilayo
It would've been okay if she had only said "I have 3 vibrators", that's her personal problem but saying "I think every female should have a vibrator" suggests that you go get a vibrator if you don't have one, that's misleading & unethical
When he says "I love you" but Achilles said "I would recognize you in total darkness, were you mute and I deaf. I would recognize you in another life, in different bodies, different times. And I would love you in all of this until the very last star burn out into oblivion". ๐ฅบโค๏ธ
She is smart, super sassy. She always has the right words to say and knows how to get things done without my help but still allows me to help her. She is motherly & very compassionate to people.
A Queen that can transition into a baby around me. She is astounding!