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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
4 months
@pitdesi Wait, so instead of just making it in China they brought Chinese workers to Italy… presumably so they could claim "made in Italy"?!? Isn't the whole point of "made in Italy" is that it is by some 12th generation handbag maker or some such nonsense?
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@shauncooley
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@jessfraz Wait until they find out that I put 80 hours of research into buying a $450 thing...
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@shauncooley
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@anothercohen The most insane part is when you talk to their excavation, plumbing/pvc, rebar, concrete, aggregate, decking, & tile subs, you realize they all total up to about 20% of the bid. Equipment+installation and finishing is another 10%. WC+insurance another 7-10%. ~60% is profit.
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@shauncooley
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@tomwarren Did they remove this one too?
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@shauncooley
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4 months
@KevinBankston @Google Did it least give you any suggestions on reducing your taxes for next year?
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@chunkyfila In the old Acrobat UX or the new Acrobat UX?
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
3 years
@JoshuaOgundu Imagine hiring an interior designer to redecorate your living room. After they finish and you pay them, they claim you stole your house from them.
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
4 months
@allenholub Tell me you've never sold enterprise products without telling me you've never sold enterprise products. Guess what chat/filesharing/conference app is used by Walmart, Northrop, GM, Goldman, Chevron, and 495 other Fortune 500 companies and every single US Government agency? Guess
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@shauncooley
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@rrhoover @1x_tech It isn't, but it is definitely controlled by a dude off screen
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@herrmanndigital That Portuguese Bend area of Palos Verdes has been geologically active forever. Back in the mid-90s we used to go "off roading" on Palos Verdes Drive South near Sacred Cove because the asphalt would shift constantly - they'd repave it monthly. The water pipes there were all above
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@SwiftOnSecurity Reddit post was from 2 years ago, Github repo had its last push 4 years ago. k-korn was way ahead of their time.
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@anothercohen Wait until the pool guys find out about SaaS margins...
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@pitdesi Those SPAC management fees seemed like a pretty good return for the tiny amount of effort he put into pumping the garbage up on CNBC.
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@lennysan @bchesky How often does he have pneumonia? He should definitely get that checked out.
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
4 years
Deleting a folder w/26,027 files in 5,814 sub folders on a Samsung 980 PRO PCIe4 NVMe SSD: SHIFT+DEL in Explorer: 5 min calculating + 9 min deleting `rm -rf` in WSL2: instantaneous Both folders were in the same parent on the host side @shanselman : Would love a video on why…
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
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@benjitaylor How are you going to cut the video right before the beat drops?
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Shaun Cooley
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@elonmusk @vkhosla "EV incentives represent a minor part of our revenue" Weird wording. Tesla didn't get the $7500, but massively benefited from buyers getting a $7500 federal rebate on the cost of Teslas through increased sales and being able to have a higher MSRP. Sure, it isn't as much as oil,
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@lulumeservey @united @MKBHD Even worse, the speed is NOT in the link 😂
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@SMB_Attorney Joshua Tree 💀
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@mitchellh Duuuude, Windows is sooooo good now with WSL2.
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Shaun Cooley
2 months
@BoredElonMusk There are more than 50,000 container ships out to sea right now, and none of them run into each other. Area of a sphere is A = 4πr^2. Radius of earth is 3,958.8 miles ... So surface area of ≈196,941,000sqmi. LEO satellites are 1,200 miles up, which makes r=5158.8mi, and
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@lauriewired Weirdly this was 4-down on the NY Times crossword on May 30, 2024: "Space on a CD track where a hidden song can be placed" - "PREGAP"
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@herrmanndigital @therobertleonar Insurance companies decided in the 50s they would no longer insure that area.
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
7 months
@sarthakgh Starting a business that provides value to the world and employs people: MORE TAX Becoming a senator and getting rich from insider trading: no extra tax, and actually, we'll mostly classify it as long term capital gains, or if you do it inside a retirement account it is tax free
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Shaun Cooley
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@VladTheInflator The math on bad realtor advice is amazing. They are most incentivised to close ANY deal. Ignoring the conflict and double commission when they represent both buyer and seller, let's just look at sell-side representation: Asking price $1M. Offer accepted for FULL ask after 26
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
2 months
@Rainmaker1973 Let's surround it with copper windings and produce endless electricity 👀
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
4 months
@Jordan_W_Taylor It would be great to see more prototypes or adoption of adjustable wings. NASA AFRL had this Adaptive Compliant Trailing Edge (ACTE) project that was built by @FlexSysInc . Really cool to see this "FlexFoil" move live, like the feathers on a bird's wing...
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Shaun Cooley
3 years
Never been starstruck before, but I ran in to the entire @inspiration4x crew earlier tonight and now I can't say that anymore 🤩. @DrSianProctor , @ArceneauxHayley , @ChrisSembroski , and @rookisaacman - really appreciate you being so awesome! Congrats on the @SpaceX mission!
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Shaun Cooley
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@christian_tail @CroodSolutions @SamunoskeX @MalwareJake @UK_Daniel_Card @SwiftOnSecurity I'd guess an update server somewhere ran out of disk space but the DB tracking the update files still recorded the size, and then delivered that size as all zeros. These updates should have a manifest with a SHA256 for every file in the update and the client should verify!
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
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@LastWeekTonight You guys missed some things while on vacation...
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
3 years
@patrickmro_ Every one of the 20ish Priority Pass accepting lounges I've ever been in to (all in non-US airports) were dingy and extremely crowded with very questionable looking snacks. I left every one within a few minutes and found a Star Alliance lounge or an airport restaurant/bar.
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@karine_hsu Oh, good. @dieworkwear just finished killing the dress sneaker and now has time to crusade against the sneaker-pump.
@dieworkwear
derek guy
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Dress sneakers are bad bc they're neither here nor there. Commit to a look—formal or casual. They are also just another step in this slow slide toward a business casual aesthetic that doesn't have the flattering effect of tailoring or the expression possible in casualwear
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Shaun Cooley
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@patio11 Had a utility pole on my property that had no markings, no easement, had never been drilled for termites. Once I asked the ⚡ co about it they were out the next day putting their marker on it and a week later tried to file for an easement due to "years of use and maintenance".
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Shaun Cooley
2 years
@anothercohen Meanwhile I'm over here trying to figure out what an "oous" is.
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
6 months
@davidfowl Microservices is soooo yesterday. We're on nanoservices now!
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
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@wolfejosh I don't get why every robotics company tries to pretend full autonomy in demos. Lower cost market teleoperation is an extremely viable offering for households, retail, FSI, mfgrs, etc. And guess what? All that becomes training data for the eventual fully autonomous version.
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Shaun Cooley
3 months
@BGrueskin He's just going to pretend like he doesn't see the sleek red couch seat behind him?
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
8 years
I've now tried @ImpossibleFoods Impossible Burger at 5 different restaurants. Simply amazing, and I'm as far from a vegetarian as possible.
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
6 years
How the hell have we, as a society, allowed these credit reporting agencies to thrive? Our privacy, security, and financial freedom mean nothing to them— we are simply DB entries to be bought & sold while they put in the minimum effort to comply with laws.
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
4 months
@levelsio Almost guaranteed Ookla has in their logs. Would be worth contacting them to see if they'd do an inexpensive license.
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Shaun Cooley
3 years
@rex_woodbury Amazing growth, but a contextually misleading chart w/ Salesforce at only $1.306b of revenue in 2010. Revenue in 2010 ➡️ 2020: Salesforce - $1.306b ➡️ $17.1b Microsoft - $62,484b ➡️ $143.015b Adobe - $3.8b ➡️ $12.87b SAP - €12.464b ➡️ €27.338b Oracle - $26.820b ➡️ $39.1b
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@herrmanndigital Good rundown here (including assessments from 1931)
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Shaun Cooley
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@gitpush_gitpaid Why stop at a graduate degree?
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Shaun Cooley
6 months
@maccaw Change the encryption password prompt to "Security Key" or "Encryption Phrase" or something that doesn't use the word "password" again
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
4 months
@jsrailton @ATT Really looking forward to the website that lets anyone type in a number and explore that number's communication graph
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Shaun Cooley
4 months
@techman01 @WholeMarsBlog Autonomous, but still closed on Sunday.
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
3 years
@nikitabier Too much work. Just go to Cheesecake Factory and get the best of everything 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Shaun Cooley
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@nicochristie "Proceeded to cause sinistral and dextral patellae comminuted fractures, resulting in the fragmentation of the osseous structures I depend on as a bipedal mamal"
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
4 years
When @mapped is out of stealth, we aspire to be as responsive as @Cloudflare on Twitter. I can't think of another company or company's leadership that even comes close.
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@nikitabier @SenWarren "If someone becomes a senator and makes it big — good for them! My bill says that if you make it big. I mean REALLY big, I mean but just slightly under $50M, then this doesn't apply to you."
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Shaun Cooley
4 years
@ricburton We measured this at Norton around 2007. No matter how big and red and bold the warning "THIS THING IS MALWARE, DO NOT CONTINUE", average time to "continue anyway" response was something like 0.2 seconds. We eventually stopped asking the user and just did the right thing.
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Shaun Cooley
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@willnitze "Sure, just send us a copy of your driver's license so we can verify your address and we'll get that shipped right away!" ... Forward to law enforcement for both "hacking" (I mean, it's pretty loosely defined) and blackmail.
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@kimmonismus Except it's legs don't move, so it can only load one cabinet, has a cord going to it, and it is just being controlled by someone wearing an Oculus off screen...
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Shaun Cooley
5 months
@vc The US always needs more weapons...
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Shaun Cooley
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@ankurnagpal They'd also need to disclose pref stack, liq prefs, outstanding warrants, convertible debt, and other terms of every shareholder for "percentage ownership" to have any meaning. They'd also have to do it again after every debt or equity raise. Additionally, in any acquisition, all
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
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Every startup for the last 7 years: "We're the @Uber for X." Uber CEO @dkhos at #CodeCon : "We want to be the @amazon of transportation." Everyone has an idol.
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@pitdesi New "oof" meme just dropped
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@elonmusk @vkhosla "According to Good Jobs First’s Subsidy Tracker, since 2009, Tesla has received $2.8 billion in government subsidies. About 88% of those subsidies came from states, while the rest came from federal grants. The state of Nevada has given Tesla $1.6 billion across tax rebates and
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Shaun Cooley
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@KevinBankston @Google Bummer. Funny how fast I give up privacy for convenience or gain 😂
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Shaun Cooley
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@JRyanThomp @jessfraz RTINGS for the win
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Shaun Cooley
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@allenholub I really don't care at all about how they work internally. I care about being in the best possible position to sell to them.
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@KennethCassel Sadly, 12ga shotgun shells are also not the same size as 12ga stainless or 12ga aluminum…
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
4 years
"like magic" is a good way to describe @Cloudflare Access. Amazingly simple to set up. No SSO tax. Even easier for employees. My only wish is that I could flip a switch to enable it for ALL proxied/Argo'd hostnames I have in Cloudflare except 1-2 rather than needing to add each.
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
4 years
Starting to think cloudflare found a cheat code for unlimited engineers.
@eastdakota
Matthew Prince 🌥
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Introducing @Cloudflare One: a culmination of what we’ve learned companies need for the future of their corporate networks. #zerotrust
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@growing_daniel @VeryVegeta Blocked and reported
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@nikitabier Community note requested
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Shaun Cooley
3 years
@Austen @lolitataub 👆 I've always taken "too early" as "no, but if you find a crazy amount of revenue at great margins and growth rates, we would change our mind".
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
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Portable sound measurement cart at the @NASASocial #QueSST event @NASAArmstrong
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Shaun Cooley
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@aryan_raveshia @rohitdotmittal Founders have common shares, investors have preferred. Preferred shares get paid first in most acquisitions (depending on the pref stack), so sometimes there is nothing left for founders/common. Most "good" acquirers will structure the deal with earn outs or back-side payments
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
5 years
Email receipts from @Uber are starting to feel like phone and cable bills... - Base Fare - Time - Distance - Surge - Marketplace Fee - Access for All Fee - City Tax - Airport Surcharge - Tip
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Shaun Cooley
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@GS_VCactivist @rrhoover @1x_tech Robots also don't stare at their hands in amazement, but people wearing an Oculus look down at their hands and wiggle them around when they're trying to get spatial orientation on the hand controllers...
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@shauncooley
Shaun Cooley
2 years
@TaliaGold When we were trying to close a deal with WeWork at my…uh…former employer, Adam said "I don't interact with tech - I have assistants for that" and Rebecca said "I only use tech if it is ALL white. Do you offer this {thing} in white?" What tech VC hears this and goes "I'm in!"?
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Shaun Cooley
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@AdamDraper DoD: Teams NASA: Teams Raytheon: Teams Northrop: Teams Lockheed: Teams Boeing: Teams deep tech startup: zoom? free Google meet? Good luck with that. It's usually better to cater to your customer than it is to a VC's ego.
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@davidfowl Mark is awesome, but he netted $3.215 billion profit selling the Mavs, so $288M seems like a hell of a deal. 8% is way below the long term capital gains rate... So I'll keep complaining about the 45-ish% effective rate I pay every year.
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Shaun Cooley
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Really impressed with @sublime_sec . One of the best onboarding experiences I have had with an email security/anti-spam tool and really solid free tier!
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Shaun Cooley
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@CrankyOtter @herrmanndigital @Otaku_Otter Data back to 1931 at the link below. Also, insurance companies stopped covering the area in the 50s. Everyone living there knew the gamble they were making when they bought or moved in.
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Shaun Cooley
3 months
@EERandomness @yarden_shafir Microsoft is working on it
@markrussinovich
Mark Russinovich
1 year
If you're on the Win11 Insider ring, you're getting the first taste of Rust in the Windows kernel!
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@mjobelieves @anothercohen Nobody labeled the industry anything? I run a SaaS business with 90% margins, I'm not mad at anyone for making whatever profits the market will support.
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Shaun Cooley
5 years
Interesting read… $12.8 billion in total equity raised, $702 million in bonds, a former CEO that managed to extract nearly $1B for his own pocket, $2+ billion in annual burn, $2.4ish billion in the bank, and talks of bankruptcy. Can't wait for the movie
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@sporadicalia What better way to track terrorists and drug traffickers than to convince them to stop using untraceable cash and start using an "anonymous" system where every transaction is visible to everyone else and traceable...
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@Jason Wait, are you invested in Uber?
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Shaun Cooley
2 months
@typesfast Time to fully automate every last operation at every single terminal.
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Shaun Cooley
5 months
@Rainmaker1973 Also available for $8 in the HVAC section of your local hardware store.
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Shaun Cooley
4 years
What I've learned from @Levels : 1. I eat too much sugar 2. I eat too often (who spaces meals 3+ hours!?!?) 3. Adding fat fixes #1 😬 4. I've optimized paths through my house so well that I now clip the 5mm sensor on the back of my arm on EVERY SINGLE doorway I walk through😒
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One API, unlimited possibilities. Excited for the future.of commercial and industrial IoT, powered by @mapped !
@VentureBeat
VentureBeat
3 years
Mapped raises $6.5M to build API for the 'digital twin of data infrastructure' by @glawton
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Shaun Cooley
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@Edward__Bernays With that "Steven Seagal in Russia" fit
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Shaun Cooley
3 years
@Austen @ali_moiz @paulg When we attempted to negotiate with one of the big firms they offered a 50% discount in exchange for 1% equity. We quickly decided to just pay full price...
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@ProfNoahGian Think of latitude like the rungs on a ladder ("laddertude"). Looking at a map/globe with North up and South down, they are in the exact same orientation as ladder rungs and also tell you how high or low on the "ladder" you are. Longitude is the other one.
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Shaun Cooley
4 years
@Jai__Malik I absolutely loathe demands to send the deck in advance. It feels like the VC saying "I'd rather read your vision/story/pitch than hear it from you". All in for a first call that isn't a pitch, but I will almost certainly not respond if you want the deck upfront.
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Shaun Cooley
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@lcasdev @OttoMartikaine3 I'm guessing HSTS will thwart a custom CA on your system for *.google.com, as you can't delete pre-loaded entries in chrome://net-internals/ #hsts
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Shaun Cooley
2 months
@Jason But does it tell you about your erections?
@bryan_johnson
Bryan Johnson /dd
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My night time erections are the length of Titanic which is 3 hours and 15 minutes.
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Shaun Cooley
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@marcusjcarey This is why DoD 1033s need to end, and the DoD needs to take back everything. These clowns are not trained warriors and have no business being armed like them.
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Shaun Cooley
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@JWthib @jessfraz If it isn't delivered by railcar it isn't worth ordering
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Shaun Cooley
6 months
@cory Symantec at 15. My work permit just said: no morgues or meat processing plants, nothing against coding for 80 hours a week 😂
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