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i’m rapidly getting uglier. because of the horrors
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up pondering life’s great questions
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hopefully they let me on the plane
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what do you do when you’re feeling chopped
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i used to skip class to go shopping
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what should i do/see in Minneapolis
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i don’t know how much more reaping what i sow i’ve got left in me
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will my first hot yoga class in 6 years save me?
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dreamt i was wearing the louboutin ballet pumps
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bloated and ugly and
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hannah
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and yet none of their fans achieve this
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Adso Of Belk 🧃
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I cannot help but feel, after reading Yglesias, Stancil, Yarvin, Smith, Trace, Cowen, BAP, Anton, Krugman, roon, Peat, Tacos, that they all are saying essentially the same thing: the goal is having that shit on; the goal is a radical swag-maxxing.
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be young be broke be melancholic and apathetic
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on my flight from nyc to rochester last sunday everyone was watching the bills lose to the chiefs
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Carrie Wittmer 👻
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it’s beautiful
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sorry i can’t hang out im pathologizing my hair health
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@AlasdairAdam
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@srhgrnly highlight of my year/life
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@PRAY4MVRCOS 😭
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is it tacky of me to enjoy a flavored herbal tea
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what if the soft animal of my body is a factory farmed chicken or a taxidermy squirrel gathering dust in an attic
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