I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a Comedy

RT @PeterRQuinones:

Chiefs don’t throw an interception challenge: impossible

RT @bobby_on_mars: You’re watching the Super Bowl when you should be studying the blade

It’s very simple, we never borrowed from China you see

@CatholicLuce How do

@crackerezana They have to go back

@KILLTOPARTY Same

DC has voted blue as long as anyone can remember, what did you think all those people did and how they got the money?

I thought it was sort of an open secret that the feds funded all this sort of stuff that was the substance behind “Cthulhu swims left”, but it’s not clear that the right thing to do is govern similarly but for the right

@Rho_die Not on my bingo card tbh

@CatholicLuce 🐝 careful

@CatholicLuce 🧐

RT @Marcus_cel:

@ustadh_dragoman “Always finish inside but if you can keep your hands off each other while ovulating that’s ok if think you need to wait for kids” is all it ever was

@PhilipDBunn People whose writing I don’t like or can’t understand. Or if you think Plato was secretly evil

RT @Aelthemplaer: No Kanye, you're a bipolar schitzophrenic with a manic period that can be calculated and prepared for . Now take the pill…

@toru_inulusa The Fifth Head of Cerberus by Gene Wolfe