William Shakespeare
@shakingthepear
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yo guys stop talking about romeo and juliette, romeo was gay #historytwt (shtwt goretwt proshippers dni!)
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- “shakespeare?”
“yes, hatsune miku?”
- “i really miss you..”
“i miss you too..”
- “i dont think i can survive in this digital circus alone”
“its okay..”
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edging, gooning,
rizzing, mewing.
skibidi all around,
he humps me on the ground.
- william shakespeare
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*squirts just a little tiny bit* oh noo!!! i hope it didn’t land on you!! >///<
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/ / shtwt, edtwt, goretwt, proshippers please dni. it’s fucked and we hate it, dni with
#historytwt
tyyyy
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/ /guys twt is actin up (not in a freaky way) and saying i only follow 19 ppl when my following list shows everyone is still there, anyways if anything happens to my oomfs just reply to this and i’ll follow you back 🫵😍
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yess!! take em off!! 😈😈😈 #𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴
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awww, alex!! you always know just what to say to make a man squirt!! 🥺💜
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and if i write a musical abt history twt, casting lin manuel miranda as EVERYONE, what y’all doing?
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i’m a fucking dumbass, it’s shakespearE. there’s an E at the end, why did nobody tell me.
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don’t cum!! i’m watching you, don’t do it— hey.. hey!! what are you doing!! i said don’t!! HEY CUT THAT OUT, WHAT THE HELL!!! sigh, alright, you win.
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lmaoo do you guys remember when i was a character in doki doki literature club 🤣🤣
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herpes? actually i’m feeling generous, double it and give it go the next person
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i don’t poop, i don’t pee, i don’t fart, i don’t burp. i am a lady, please treat me as such.
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// just started my period!!!
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i’m in a skirt.
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ME AND ALEX ARE HAPPIER THAN EVER, WE ARE LOVERS AND NOBODY CAN TEAR US APART, I LOVE YOU ALEX 💜💜🇺🇸🇺🇸
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dearly beloved historytwt,
i miss thee dearly, i am reading all of thy’s messages within the groupchat, yet i cannot respond, each reaction places upon a message is from me, and that is how i feel and react to thy’s words. i will be back asap, all oily.
be ready.
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fun shakespeare fact otd!!!
i wrote a poem once, a story about mine and alexander’s sex life, i later sold it to doja cat and she released it as a song!!
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help help!! i’ve lost my— *squirts a bit more than usual* —my peanuts!!!
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i’m pretty sure that some of my oomfs have notifications turned on for me, because the second i post it’s getting liked, so shoutout to the oomfs that wanna hear my 𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓻𝓽 so bad they gotta get notified.
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to everyone in the historytwt gc, i love and miss you all, i cannot message as sir elon has it out for me. i am sending my kindest regards and the fattest of wet kisses to you all.
#historytwt
@elonmusk
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guys i leave the
#historytwt
gc for ONE minute and i miss like eight marriages, four orgys and seven new people joining. what is this.
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*sighs cutely* i loveeeee
#historytwt
such a shame that some people can’t experience it because they support abusers and romanticize r
@p3
!! sucks to be you!! (this is targeted.)
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stop fondling my balls!! i’m trying to write a play and i can’t do that when my balls are being gently fondled, save it for this afternoon.
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if anyone needs information for history class, don’t read a textbook, just scroll through
#historytwt
this is all real, true, NOT CLICKBAIT historical information. trust.
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two truths, one lie!!
1. i have a padawan braid in my hair
2. ł’₥ ฿ɆⱧł₦Đ ɎØɄ.
3. i am william shakespeare!
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guys there’s sex bots in my comments i’m so sorry i don’t know how or why it happened i want to cry.
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can anyone find me a doctor that is trained in the squirt?
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i love this silly little cult of historians we’ve created
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who wanna see it?
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using the bathroom, taking a dump, someone sitting on your lap, yes or no?
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*takes off my pants* oh no!! my yukon thong!! you weren’t supposed to see that.. look away!! >////<
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guys help!! the secret squirt man is running around chasing and squirting on people!! i wonder who it is!!
(it’s me)
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// hey hi hello!! i made a post where i was eating mcdonald’s, and i didn’t know that mcdonald’s was a zionist company!! i have deleted the post and would like to apologize, i genuinely had no idea but thank you all for informing me!!
#standwithpalestine
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im trying to expand my room to build a poetry reading room, does anybody have galvanized square steel, some eco friendly wood veneer? i’ve already borrowed screw from my aunt.
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no amount of 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴iness can cure this tummy ache.
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oh dear lord, when i wrote poems i did not expect my life to develop into so much.. shame.
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guys this is clickbait, stop coming at me with NEGATIVITY. i would NEVER flirt with another, alexander is the freakiest one of all and i wouldn’t trade that for the world.
Y’all Shakespeare is flirting with other bitches 😭💔💔
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and then the oven, i assume?
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// update; I SURVIVED!!!
// just started my period!!!
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guys, lafayette has transitioned to british. as confused and hurt as i am, i respect his wishes and him as a person. please do not hate on him
for his choices, he his living his true self.
@DUKE0FWELLING
(previously lafayette)
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this is so poetic of thee, might shake my pear.
@shakingthepear
dearest sir shakespeare, i hope this message finds thee in good shape. for i wouldst varily flourish within the concept of the dazzling arrival at the four seasons orlando. i sincerely request full consent for my conquest to the four seasons orlando.
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i’m so short and petite, i hope nobody sits on me. >~< heh, that’d SUCK.. i’d sure hate that… >/////•
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just saw myself in the mirror and saluted, stood there for a bit afterwards.
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guys my back hurts so back i need someone to rip my spine out mortal kombat style
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walking out.
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whipping out this bad boy in english class so my peers know it’s bound to get poetic.
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watching brokeback mountain right now, thinking of yaoi 😕🥜
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gosh darn!! ah what the frig!! that flippin sucks man, ah darn it!!
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would you rather handshake miku, or share a peanut with me?
miku handshake
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squirt peanut
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i wish you guys could’ve heard the gross, disgusting, gremlin like giggle i let out. since you didn’t hear it, here’s what it sounded like; “heeheaughhehahaHAHAUGHS”
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i— i— woah… that’s.. >\\\\< *squirts*
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