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شہرزاد

@shahrz_

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Joined May 2020
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@shahrz_
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6 months
@ldrwh0re Rape is such heinous crime its beyond desperation or lust. There is strong need to educate young kids n especially women.
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@shahrz_
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Girl math
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@shahrz_
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2 years
So my newly married cousin told her husband that her fav singer is Akhil and she wish one day she could go to his live concert, her husband created huge fuss, called my khala (cousin's mom) ap ny apni beti ki shadi Akhil sy kio ni ki 😂 imagine the stupidity level.
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Arrange marriage was not a scary concept to me until recently when i realized that i have literally zero tolerance to unreasonable opinions and can't continue a conversation for more than 5 minutes with a girl who has celebrity crushes, is pursuing a degree to get a good match.
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@shahrz_
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@Medsbabe_ @ThisisOshaz_ May be she does not know the difference.
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@shahrz_
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1 year
@Terror_Alarm Saar pliz i am from India saar phool sapoorting saar pliz put me in phorces of light saar.
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@sohnianika How sick how sick omg.
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1 year
@Morbidful They cant be accidental.
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@shahrz_
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3 years
I broke up with my boyfriend in a park, and he LITERALLY CLIMBED UP A TREE to cry up there. I didn't really know what to do. so I just waited around for him to come back down. 🤦🏼‍♀️.
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@shahrz_
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2 years
Finally some of yall got representation
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@janetsnakhole Thats their excuse, turn a news channel or a movie on n see the detail they remember.
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@shahrz_
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2 years
Aalu gosht supremacy gonna stay
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2 years
والد صاحب کو کہا پلاٹ بیچ کر میرا حصہ مجھے دیں تاکہ میں خان صاحب کے فنڈز میں پیسے جمع کروا سکوں تو میرا یہ جذبہ دیکھ کر والد صاحب کی آنکھوں میں آنسو آگئے اور انہوں نے مجھے گھر سے ہی نکال دیا.
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@shahrz_
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1 year
@pmln_org Looks like they hired some new admin verna in penduo ki tweets esi nai thi.
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2 years
@Morbidful @AkiyamaGossip How come just one glass of milk turn into 27 cups of lassi.
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2 years
@MaheenFaisal20 In what capacity she can ask anyone to face or answer her?.
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@shahrz_
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@jadoon_993 @ashoswai Every hindu is praying for this guy to turn out muslim 😂.
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@SavinTheBees This guy aint losing hope at all.
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@shahrz_
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10 months
26rd sehri done with qeema apple
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@shahrz_
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4 years
Ever walked up to the wrong car n opened the door? 🤪.
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@shahrz_
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4 years
Ladies if yo man hurt you, dont post "men are trash" post like "Abdullah, 35, darzi mohala islamabad, married with 2 kids, is trash" . Thanks.
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@laurathesimp He wants yr attention by pretending like this of course.
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@shahrz_
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2 years
Reminds me of the incident many years ago i was driving to Lahore along with my mom, khala n khala's daughter. Near Gujranwala, i accidentally hit a car in front of me so we both stopped but i was terrified. Men came out of that car n started hitting my side of window. He broke.
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Her car hit the biker. She did right?
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@shahrz_
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2 years
Nida baji never gona quit 😭
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2 years
Few days ago this guy was sharing happy story about how his daughter got accepted in a US college on scholarship. She must be so proud of her father doing all this about another woman. character assassination is this much normal.
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فواد چوہدری کی اہلیہ کی اسلام آباد ہائیکورٹ میں چیئرمین عمران خان سے ملاقات.اب یہ مت پوچھیے گا یہ رات سے ساتھ ہے یا ابھی ملی اور یہ اندر پہنچی کیسے جبکہ سخت پابندی ہے
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@shahrz_
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1 year
@HananyaNaftali I m here to read indian comments saying "saportyng yu saar 😂".
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1 year
@rumshum12 "Aik to ye Ziada parhy likhy nhi hain. ".
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@shahrz_
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10 months
Allah tala tamaam bacho ki hifazat frmays tum dallo sy.
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@MSamiUllah_786 فتنوں کا دور ہے.اللہ تعالیٰ تمام علماء کرام کی حفاظت فرمائے.
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@shahrz_
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2 years
the window. No idea who called the police but they came fast and i cant thank our punjab police enough they not only took care of those furious out of control men but also escorted us all the way to Lahore.
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@HaikusFromUnder @Morbidful Everyone can tell.
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2 years
"My daadi is sick i cant come to school". Daadi;
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@shahrz_
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4 years
Ye ni btaya kis ky shohr ko.
@geonews_urdu
Geo News Urdu
4 years
شوہر کو شوہر ہی سمجھیں اور ایک درجہ اوپردیں: صدف کنول
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@shahrz_
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4 years
I look lovely in all these. Ja moj ker.
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4 years
Lets raise our voice for Naseem Bibi as well. Her son got killed in front of her, she got raped later stabbed and died at the hospital .#JusticeForNaseemBibi.
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@shahrz_
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4 years
Dont dm me saying "oh can u show me ur pets". No i wont. Eda tu animal lover.
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@austinoutloud @uncledoomer @user84829272 We dont rub our ass on food n eat it.
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1 year
Cuz my mom is coming back
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Alhamdolillah deported from Italy they said ap py study suit ni krti
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@shahrz_
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Alhamdulillah got 1098/1100 marks in matric from Peshawar board ♥️.
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@shahrz_
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4 years
Lets not let them harass. A no is a no. You can not save my pictures n share on ur locked tl n send me msgs through fake ids. You are another Zahir. Stop harassing. STOP SAVING MY PICTURES AND STALKING ME. #harassment .#ZahirJaffar.
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@shahrz_
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2 years
Guys it's not begerat it's Baygheerah.
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1 year
@TheSaadKaiser Ab to ye patwario ko offend krny ky liye honi chye hath to un ky sath hua.
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@iamyesyouareno Their concept of 'building' is so literal.
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@HashUrTag How many ppp leaders and supporters got arrested / kidnapped like PTI.
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@ArmedWithWords Its not about strict or liberal, you will choose whats right n wrong based on what you are taught.
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Nobody's more stubborn than a Android person that won't switch to iPhone.
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@RayyanGhani @CMShehbaz And you are busy tweeting all about it. Put ur phone on side n pray CM aint gona take u to jannah.
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@shahrz_
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Gul dont pay attention on these women, just keep reading "bahishti Zaver" if ur husband cheats on you, its not his fault. Remember its your duty as a wife to forgive even if he does not ask forgiveness, take him to world tour make him feel better, help him cheat again n agian n. .
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@yazdanifauzia @khwamkhwah Piss off both of you complete idiots, and self-righteous outragers, you don’t know the spelling of misogyny or feminism. This is not about any of that.
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4 years
How old were you when you found out you are not funny at all?.
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@Morbidful They might have done it purposely cuz how come all of them three forgot.
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@Morbidful So even Lina never told about who was the father n family never knew about this rare condition even when she started periods at 8 months.
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@Logical_Girll @stats_feed Pandas love Chinese food.
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@PakuloPapi @ZacharyTolson 🤣🤣🤣.
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@aneelakhaled Every time a woman looks cute there is another woman standing right there waiting to spit hate. Go get a hair cut u will feel better too.
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Before u slide in my DM, look at u then look at me. Make sure it make sense.
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1 year
@AuratMarchKHI Leave this for teachers, a common Pakistani woman might wanna go to school first.
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Alhamdolillah we met on Ludo
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Lets support n prefer Huda beauty products yall .#hudabeauty
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Wedding bid box
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@fay_alif Education and getting into powerful positions by supporting each other in every way even financially they give loans to their own people to start businesses other than banks they unity is unmatched.
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Dinner with dulha mian
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This is the situation of the country rn people are dying standing in lines waiting for some aata 💔
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Just looking like a wow 🤩
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@shahrz_
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Twadda trauma, trauma. Sadda trauma drama?.
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My mother at nursery to a guy standing: beta esa kro hmary gr a ky ye pody lga jao us ki mazduri alag ly lena. That guy: aunti main bi yaha pody lena aya hu . Me standing on few feet who already knew he does not work there 🥴😭😭😭😑😑😑💀💀💀.
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1 year
Imaan Mazari deserves congratulations msgs only. why would yall desi toxicity put another guy's name in there for no reason.
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@POTUS The best thing you can do is not doing anything for Middle East that will help everyone.
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@CherieDamour_ And also why she did not shed single tear why it’s him why she walked she supposed to sit n not move pretending she ain’t happy, ye culture wala touch ho to saloon aye na.
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@shahrz_
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2 years
The airport bathroom attendant to me: madam shaadi na karein. Aisehee rehein. Me: aapko kaise patha hai maine shaadi ney ki?.Attendant: patha chal jaatha hai. Me: 'kaise?'.Attendant: baji apki mang main sindhoor jo nhi.
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Views
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@Terror_Alarm Saar plij i am begging you we phrends saar we phrends we are phorces of late saar phool sapport saar
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@Allforbanter Dont they teach you a whole course of ethics in medical like other professions and take an oath? Do your job.
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It was a women only space n i got removed, prolly thought i m Shehzad 🙁 fu poor urdu readers.
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Imagine if this happened in Pak, he would not only be released immediately but also with respect n later be part pf some political party. sick.
@effucktivehumor
Mikku 🐼
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Son of Pakistan's former Air Force chief(Sohail Aman) Omar Sohail, was arrested in the UK for committing a crime against a chιld. He pretended to be a teenager to obtain indecent images from a chιld and attempted to lure the chιld to his home. Omar was co-founder of a cafe in
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Glad these students are at least enjoying their day out playing rock paper scissor, thumb wrestling etc awww
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🤤
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After my successful kheer i got so many calls n msg for help. i will be back after saving these ladies
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Plis u do not hate ok?
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@shahrz_
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Quote with your last sky media ❤️
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@AnHeartist
Sa'adiah!
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Quote with your last sky media ❤️
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@shahrz_
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4 years
ٹویٹر پر زیادہ تر اجنبی ہیں انسانیت اور اخلاق کے رشتے سے بندھے ہم لوگ ایک دوسرے کو کچھ نہیں دے سکتے سوائے عزت اور احترام کے اور یہی بہترین عمل ہے آپ سوشل سائیٹس استعمال کرتے وقت اس بات کو کبھی نا بھولیں کہ یہاں آپ کے الفاظ ہی آپ کا چہرہ ہیں یہی الفاظ آپ کے اخلاقی مقام کا تعین.
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@shahrz_
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جب میڈیکل کالج میں تھے تو دس روپے روز کا جیب خرچ تھا! تین روپے کا سموسہ اور سات روپے کی کولڈ ڈرنک ۔۔۔۔پانچ روپے ایکسٹرا رکھتے کرائے کے لئے جس دن جلدی واپس آنے کا موڈ ہوتا ورنہ کالج کی ٹرانسپورٹ ۔۔۔۔کیا دن تھے وہ بھی.
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@Morbidful Police dept protects police always.
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@shahrz_
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Already listed horrible. find urs
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🥲
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Honestly whats wrong in calling trans a trans? Are they too ashamed of their own identity that they have to hijack a gender and a movement to hide under the same umbrella? That wont even help them with their own cause. In struggle of having an identity they are in denial mode.
@AuratMarchKHI
Aurat March - عورت مارچ
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It's important to keep in mind that menstruation is a biological process & biology is different from gender (which is socially constructed). Not all those who have a uterus are women & not all women have a uterus. Reducing a woman down to a uterus is misogynistic. #AuratMarch
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I came to help i did not know mujy hi bnana pry ga
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"I paid a lot" 😭😭😭😭 phir bi
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@TheSaadKaiser Jaldi sy apna fake account bna ky dhamkia dey deta hu khud ko is tra kuch sympathy bi mil jaye gi.
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@shahrz_
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4 years
This is an appreciation tweet for all the people who tweeted their Eid pics. You all look really beautiful. Stay blessed!!!.
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Ban all these madrasas.
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1 year
Saudis would spend billions on such useless games but wont spend a penny on their muslim brothers in need.
@PopBase
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Saudi Arabia will host the 2034 World Cup.
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Home made naan 🤤
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My maid: Baji ap ko kisi ny phool nhi diya ho ga. Ye lain 🥹❤️
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Just eat if you are Punjabi.
@rumshum12
Rimsha Tahir
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Rozay me bhook lagay tou kia karna chayea?.
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2 years
Cant believe i make best kher, may be because i m the bestest or koi reason ni ho skti 🙈
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3 years
So embarrassing, i fall asleep at dentist.
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2 years
Zehreeli phupyo sy nijat ka tareeka
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