Rayyan Ghani
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History of PTI's Abbu diplomacy:. 1993: Nawaz Sharif.2001: Pervaiz Musharraf.2009: Nawaz Sharif.2011: Shuja Pasha.2014: Zaheer ul Islam.2016: General Bajwa.2018: Saqib Nisar.2021: General Faiz.2022: Umar Ata Bandiyal.2024: Maulana Fazal-ur-Rehman.2025: Donald Trump.
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Majority of this generation think Imran Riaz Khan is better at journalism than @shazbkhanzdaGEO. Our future is dark. Hopeless.
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"Mujy aap kay aanso abhi say nazar aa rahay hain, ap sab ne rona hai" - Marhoom Senator Mushahid Ullah Khan. I miss him so much today.
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I was 13 y/o in 2011 when Khan was launched but didnt fall for his lies for a single moment. Voted both NA and PP for Nawaz Sharif in 2018 in front of all the army men inside the polling booth. Voted both NA and PP for Nawaz Sharif in 2024 for a better Pakistan. I am proud of it!
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Book a Coaster with Punjab's registration plate. Onboard Hamid Mir, Imaan Mazari, Asad Toor, Nida Kirmani, Syed Muzammil and Shehzad Ghias on it. Send them to Balochistan. BLA and Mahrang Baloch will take good care of them.
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Knowledge is of no value,.Unless you put it into practice. -Anton Chekhov
@ashaqeens Trust IK, he knows what we don't.
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2015: Laptop Shahbaz da, vote Imran da. 2023: When I got in Masters program, I couldn't afford Laptop. Thanks you SS for providing us with free laptops. Welcome to the practical world, youth.
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Matiullah Jaan should be arrested as soon as possible. He is pinning the martyrdom of 5 Rangers on the state calling it a conspiracy. @MohsinnaqviC42 Do it before it's too late.
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Picture toh aisay lagai hai jaisay Abba police ko de ker khud Spain nikal gya ho.
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Sahi keh raha hai shehzaday khush reh!
عمران خان کی طرف اگر کسی نے میلی آنکھ سے بھی دیکھا تو مجھ سمیت 25 کروڑ عوام سے گزر کر جانا پڑے گا.اعلان ختم.
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I have a plan to go Islamabad next week probably. Heard some cult followers attacking Khabbay ki Sajji out of no where. This is always gonna be my dinner place whenever I visit Islamabad from now on. 💯💯
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Bad Punjabis exist, good ones are in majority. Bad Sindhis exist, good ones are in majority. Bad Pashtuns exist, good ones are in minority. Bad Balochis exist, good ones are in majority. Stop Racism.
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This is so wrong. We should not make fun of it. Balkay I think Shehbaz Sharif should visit Zaman Park and request Imran Khan to get back in govt because "Muzammil ka Abba hopeless hogya hai.".
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There is always a tweet.
Doing a U-turn to reach one's objective is the hallmark of great leadership just as lying to save ill-gotten wealth is the hallmark of crooks.
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Me rn:
koi jahil he hoga jo pmln ko vote dega.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the man who singlehandedly owned 11 PTI propagandists with very limited time on the space mic. Kudos to you 👏👏.
Too many notification. Love and hate messages. Thanks to everyone who listened. Even the haters. My job is not to get you to love me, but give you some food for thought.
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*For PMLN Supporters*.US lobby countries are against COAS Syed Asim Munir (which is first time in Pak's history though) so we know General Sb is doing something very good for Pakistan. Its time to support our COAS. He had no part in Tabdeeli project,no point criticizing army now.
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We used to be a country. A proper country.
WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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Talha Anjum: Youre more chu**ia than you actually look. Also Talha Anjum:
@TheSaadKaiser First thing first, dont know who you are but you’re more chutia than you actually look. Secondly, ab block na kardena mujhay jaise teri beloved maryam baji ne kiya hai. Lastly, tere jaise chutye ko bar bar reply karne ka time nai hai choti moti twitter fame enjoy kar nikal beta.
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Guys, @CMShehbaz is sitting near me at Masjid-e-Nabwi. Everybody is busy in Ibadat, praying Fajr sunnahs, reading Quran. Except a few imbeciles of Quom-e-Youth. Their whole focus is what the PM is doing. Murr murr ker dekhay jatay hain or phir muttering kertay hain. 😂.
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Lyallpuri blood 🔥
The kind of reaction @AbidSherAli gave in Kamran Shahid's show today, that's exactly what I wanted from PMLN's leadership. He roared like a lion. 🐅🐅.
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This is barbarianism. Utter fascism. Highly condemnable. Please record next time so we can see as well.
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Another loss for the Music industry, singer Talha Anjum found alive in his house.
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Allegedly this incident happened on Thursday and since then no FIR has been lodged. No names, no family appeared but only a screenshot with incident details. The way PTI social media cell is politicizing this whole matter, it makes sense now. Remember after 9th May, PTI SMT
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This you?
I too hate that but what I hate more is the hypocrisy from the ones who forget morals and hint towards personal lives when the woman in discussion is the opponent.
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WAQT BATA RAHA HAI,.MIAN PHIR SAY AA RAHA HAI. 🐅🐅🐅
What's the biggest "Fuck it, I'm Nawaz Sharif." moment?.
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Hats off to @shazbkhanzdaGEO for continuously bringing up the Al-Qadir University £190m case for 5 years. He's done at least 20 segments on this case explaining it in most layman terms. He was the first one to call this case "Open and Shut". What a kicka*s journalist. 🔥🔥🔥.
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I was never a fan of Cafe Aylanto but due to this rubbish boycott campaign against them, I went there with my family. Food and ambience was really good and staff was so well-trained. I'd recommend them increasing the serving size to make it more worthwhile. 10/10 recommended.
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Hafiz Sahab can send some more 100s to jail and I'll still post this. Jo kerna hai kerlo.
Imran Khan can snort cocaine in front of me, and I am still going to VOTE for him. Kr lo jo krna hai behnchod.
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Punjabis have rejected Fitna-al-Khawarij. 💚🇵🇰.
All credits to Ali Amin Gandapur for transforming PTI from a party that has supporters all over Pakistan to a party confined to KPK acting like a Pastoon Nationalist group.
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شوکت خانم کا بیٹا اپنی بیٹی کو بھی نہیں مان رہا۔.
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Salman Akram Raja on Shahzaib's show: "People who are running a blasphemy campaign against QFI should be ashamed of themselves.". Or sunao, besharam Youthio?.
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The man, the myth, the legend. 🇵🇰💚
بریکنگ نیوز: جنرل فیض کو فوج نے گرفتار کر لیا، کورٹ مارشل کارروائی کا باقاعدہ آغاز.
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Previously, I had an opinion that Babar is a pathetic captain. He lacks cricketing sense. His captaincy is costing us big games. Now I have started hating him. Pure hate. I wish this team lose every match under his captaincy. May our batting always choke till he is captain.Amen.
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So heartbroken to see most of you making fun of a 73 y/o man that's been sentenced to 14 years of imprisonment. He is the most popular leader in country and leader of Muslim ummah. By making fun of him you guys show how insensitive you are. Please keep doing it, I am loving it!!!.
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ENERGY. STRENGTH. CHARISMA. Shahid Afridi's biggest 6 of 158m in cricket's history. Even bigger than a convicted Ghari Chor's whole career.
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***Next 5 Year Plan - Party wise***.PPPP: President, Chairman Senate, 3 Federal Ministries, Governor Sindh. PMLN: Prime Minister, Speaker National Assembly, Federal Cabinet, Governor Punjab & Balochistan. PTI: Adiyala Jail.
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Chinese President Xi Jinping said "China has planned to invest a $100 bn in Pakistan's development projects. Under the leadership of honest, hand working and speedy Shahbaz Sharif, we believe it'll be beneficial for both of the countries. Our trust in Pak has been restored."
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Hackerrrrrrrr.
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PMLN SMT so incompetent that even Zayd had to step in and cover up for them.
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My name is Rayyan and who tf gonna stand for Imran when he himself is on a wheelchair.
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Walking was invented in 1952 by a convicted thief Imran Khan. Humans before 1952:
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Bhangra. Langhra.
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lol attacking a 1 y/o kid who can't even speak for himself yet just to defend a 75 y/o pus*y faced khanzeer is the reason youthias don't deserve any sympathy.
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Asim Bajwa's dreams to rule Gwadar.
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Imran Nazir without any second thoughts. 🎇🔥🔥
Without telling us your age, who is the first cricketer you fell in love with?.
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Ya Sheikh. Your answer was irrelevant. He asked a question about Sajood at sufi's shrine. You answered with a whole essay but not the question itself. Typical Youthiya behavior, Ya Sheikh.
You could have asked the question without attaching any photo to it!. When one sees such a photo which is about 8 years old, one knows that the motive behind such a question is political and not religious as it is obvious that you are not asking to inquire about the Islamic.
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Kid's face Rider's face.(Scared, disgusted) (Happy, excited)
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You glow differently when you singlehandedly dump the 10 year plan of Executive, Legislature and Malik Riaz.
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Khawar Maneka be like ."Aur kitna style copy karay ga mera bhae?"
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Imran Ahmad Khan Niazi - Head of Establishment Division (Adiyala Jail).
Imran Khan is the new Establishment.
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Same energy?
There is fake news circulating on social media regarding me. Plz report all such accounts & click baits. It is nothing but a distraction to divert us from our real goal of liberating Pakistan from tyranny. Report and then ignore. Thank you.
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No disrespect to @ZarrarKhuhro Sb but I always thought Munib Akhar is a part time news analyst.
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I woke up early today and my mother ordered me to bring Aalo coz she wanted to eat Aalo parathay. I went to the shop and as per habit, I didn't check and that shopkeeper gave me 70 y/o smelly Aalos. When my mother saw those Aalo, she said "Yeh kya utha laye ho?". 😭😭.
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I asked Google Gemini to draw a picture of Ertugrul Ghazi if he was a liar:
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Take Waseem Badami out and ARY would be nothing more than a trash can.
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When we say the word 'establishment' in Pakistan, it actually means these entities:. 1) Pak Army.2) Malik Riaz.3) Judiciary.4) Malik Riaz.5) Bureaucracy.6) Malik Riaz.7) Intelligence Agencies.8) Malik Riaz.
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If you're not marketing your product like this, fk it I am not buying it.
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Public announcement: I have never been a part of any political activity but If this happens, I will go airport for the KING 👑. Please come back.
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The kind of reaction @AbidSherAli gave in Kamran Shahid's show today, that's exactly what I wanted from PMLN's leadership. He roared like a lion. 🐅🐅.
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True. The only reason I can think of is PMLN remained a political party but PTI has turned itself into a terrorist organization.
This whole pti, pmln shitshow has lost its charm. it ain't fun anymore!.
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Getting back on track, Alhamdulillah. We are out of that Murghi Anda Katta Doodh Ghari Nasha era.
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What I am loving the most about this Youm-e-Takbeer is Nawaz Sharif and Zulfiqar Bhutto's supporters fully charged up, celebrating it as a huge victory. Meanwhile, supporters of a convicted Ghari chor+Zakaat Khor arguing that it's not as big of an achievement as 1992 World Cup.
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Pak Fouj showing Askari kids how the real boycott is done:
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Post this pic on your TL and torture Iblees in this month of Ramadan.
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If Ramiz Raja is glorifying somebody, there is a 83.63% chance that person is a fraud.
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Zalmay Khalilzad's reaction:
Zalmay Khalilzad is the most powerful man in Washington when it comes to matters pertaining to Pakistan and Afghanistan.
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PTI without Afghani support.
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No wonder why there was a need to add 'Educated Journalist' in bio 😂.
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Baat sirf itni si hai hai kay ab Punjabi thak chukay hain. Punjabi ab dusro kay hissay ka tax pay ker kay, bijli gas kay bill pay ker kay, gandum chaawal per subsidies pay ker ker kay thak chukay hain. Global recession hai, mazeed pait nahi bhar aap logo ka!!!.
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Bkl siasat hai tekken nahi. Tum ne tekken khelnay ki koshish ki thee toh @afnanullahkh ne tumhari tekken suja di thee.
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Believe it when this Statesman says "Gen Faiz, hisaab apko dena hoga". Believe it. He'll be here again and bring the likes of Faiz Hameed to accountability. Mian Sahab, janay ki baatain hui purani, AB AAJAO. 🐅🐅🐅
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Bad Punjabis exist, good ones are in majority. Bad Arabs exist, good ones are in majority. Bad Afghans exist, good ones don't exist. Bad British exist, good ones are in majority. Bad Latino exist, good ones are in majority. Stop Racism.
افغان مہاجرین قومی سلامتی کے لیے خطرہ قرار، جرمن وزیر داخلہ نے وارننگ جاری کردی.
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Wrong. Today's Youthias are yesterday's Jiyalas. Bughz-e-Nawaz and Ishq-e-Nawaz have been the only two factors in play in Punjab's political landscape for the past 40 years.
@CherieDamour_ Major chunk of today's youthias are yesterday's patwaris.
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You may say Hafiz Naeem Sb has strong armed the govt. You may call it the plight of a weak govt. If the notification moves ahead, Pakistan will be the winner here. 🇵🇰🇵🇰
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CJP Bundiyal must take suo moto of this murder on Paki twitter.
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It was at this moment he knew.
Quote Imran Niazi's blunders!!.
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We make fun of Karachites, how they've a law and order plight. How they're being robbed. How underdeveloped their city is. How they have traffic + infrastructure issues. Fact is Karachi alone contributes to 35% of tax revenue. Those taxpayers deserve more. And yes, I am Lahori.
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Punjabi blood has always been cheap in this country but it's the cheapest under @MaryamNSharif's leadership.
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Zabiullah Mujahid's latest statement on Pak's airstrikes in Afghanistan killing TTP terrorists:
“We are still assessing the situation at the moment, details of which will be shared after a while.” Interim Afghan Government’s spokesperson Zabiullah Mujahid told The Khorasan Diary Correspondent in Kabul, Afghanistan after reports of aerial strikes by Pakistan.
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Let me remind Haseeb-ud-Din, the owner of Crusteez, about how it works. You are just one FIR away from the blasphemy allegation as well. An unknown petitioner will file a complaint against you. News will circulate that you're accused under 295c. No one will ever care listening to.
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Leave it bro. It ain't a thing. Lemme show you a perfect eye to eye *tension* photo.
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