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Proud NAVY VET. Nam and beyond! Spoiled dachshund owner, and loving husband to Linda, an ARMY VET. GO MIDSHIPMEN!

Homested, Fl.
Joined November 2011
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Lance M. Werner
5 years
Check out Desolation Row by Bob Dylan on Amazon Music . bc7f0&musicTerritory=US&marketplaceId=ATVPDKIKX0DER #AmazonMusic Welcome to Trumpyland! Of course we're still open! We killed the completion.
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Last night in Floriduh, a woman debated an unarmed man named Marco Boobio
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@USNavy @USNavyEurope Thank You for your Service to the USA, shipmates.
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2 years
Body Cam Footage Shows Confused Floridians Arrested for Voting as DeSantis Cracks Down #1 reason to vote-by-mail in Floriduh: Republican Gestapo at the polls.
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2 years
You should see DeathSantis's "Conqueror Worm" Districts in Nazi Floriduh.
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4 years
@nudog71 @Rebekahneeds420 The mind is a believer in dreams, the body is the rude awakening.
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Miami firm faulted in a fatal lift accident on I-95. The company will fight the fine Pennsylvania can fix I-95 in two weeks with no injuries. GOP Floriduh kills workers and then fights culpability for it.
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2 years
Damn Oprah, what do you think of the quack now.
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Sarah Palin came all the way to CPAC to campaign against the election system that cost her Alaska's House seat Alaskans have come up with a way to prevent rich Republicans from stealing elections in their state. Now Republicans spend millions to overturn.
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2 years
Tuberville, never served, always a tool.
@votevets
VoteVets
2 years
📺 In a TWO WEEK ad buy on Alabama broadcast TV, VoteVets is hitting @SenTuberville HARD:. “You’re hanging our military out to dry just like you did the players at Ole Miss.”
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2 years
'Christian' Greg Abbott celebrates Christmas by bussing asylum-seekers into frigid Washington DC | Opinion Thanks Abbott, at least the shelters in DC Have heat and electricity, unlike Texass.
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4 years
@Krystar13 So sorry 4 you, Left my MAGATS in 1970. Got drafted, served with honor and never looked back, I'm still here, most of them are gone. Luck and luv Ma'am.
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@LenoraMuade I can see it in your eyes.
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Missus and I on my 70th B'day
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3 years
I remember vaccinations in Navy boot camp, after 2 weeks they took us to Med, Got inspected and detected, then lined up for 14+ vaccinations one in each arm at the same time, after which the Dentist pulled any and all wisdom teeth. Next day reported 4 duty or else
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2 years
I'd hate to be the one to read those Top-Secret Documents.
@wheretfru777
📢TRUMPs FOR PRISON📢The Grift Continue$
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Bill Bar should do some time himself !
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Ron DeSantis Is Giving Away Florida Pension Money to Wall Street Donors Republican Gov. DeathSantis is already stealing Floriduh's State Pension money. Now he wants to steal the whole Countries.
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@iamKirsty_ Eye camo.
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1 year
@hshLauraJ Not here, so thanks for the post.
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5 years
@FLOTUS @WhiteHouse @TheJusticeDept Have you figured out the Donald problem yet?.
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@SarahSevans2000 A dry heat is what they say, drink plenty of whatever they put in those bottles.
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3 years
Edward Shames, the last member of the 'Band of Brothers,' dies at 99 Bless you "Screamin Eagle".
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2 years
I was at the supermarket this morning, guy behind me calls out to the cashier: Haven't you heard, vaccines don't work and neither do masks. As I cinched mine tighter, I said; you're the reason I wear mine. Floriduh of course
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Judge Reveals Rep. Scott Perry's Bid To Shield Thousands Of Files From Jan. 6 Committee What happens when Republicans get caught, they sue to obstruct or delay investigations and prosecution. The words are all there! Obstruction of Justice, use it now.
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All along the Watchtower.
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@SarahSevans2000 What hair, oh it was gonna get messed up anyway.
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2 years
Good Point ma'am.
@jerrieskid
Jen 🇺🇸🏴‍☠️
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2 years
Hi Grandma, I brought you a rat. Can I nest here?.
@EpochInspired
Epoch Inspired
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98-year-old grandma gets visited weekly by friendly owl on her balcony 🦉.💌Follow for the most inspirational stories of hope, love, tradition, family and art.
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5 years
@JoJoFromJerz @davidaxelrod @WSJ @realDonaldTrump Ran out of credit, and B.S. isn't covering the field anymore.
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2 years
No truer words ever spoken.
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Edward A., MD, PhD
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@DLgodlessbitch Asked that question in catholic bible class. Promptly sent to the principals office.
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Sen. Ben Sasse officially resigns from Senate to become president at University of Florida GQP couldn't control the Senate, so settled for Fascist Floriduh.
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2 years
The only good time 4 a book burning.
@RonDeSantis
Ron DeSantis
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I’m excited to announce an exclusive, signed edition of my new book “The Courage to Be Free.". You can purchase your copy at
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2 years
When you're so self-absorbed reality slaps some sense into you.
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I've been there. It's a Country Club in Pennsylvania. Halfway between the cities of Intercourse, PA. and Blue Balls, Pa.
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Edward A., MD, PhD
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Promptly seceded 16 years later because slavers claimed their freedom was being infringed upon. Asshole Republicans trying to repeat history.
@CaseyDeSantis
Casey DeSantis
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178 years ago, Florida became the 27th state to join the union. Today, we are proud to stand as the stronghold for freedom and the state where woke goes to die!
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@SarahSevans2000 G'Day X-Ray.
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2 years
Wing and a prayer.
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Epoch Inspired
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The pilot absolutely nails sideways landing in 40-knot crosswinds at Bristol Airport 😲👏🏻.💌Follow for the most inspirational stories of hope, love, tradition, family and art.
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2 years
Thanks JOE!.
@lizlibra1009
🫧𝔏𝔦𝔷🫧😈💅🏽🇵🇷🇪🇨
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Our @POTUS in Ukraine NOT being a pussy ass bitch!! 🇺🇸
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2 years
Brilliant.
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Florida puts forward new bill to curtail Disney's powers Goose stepping Death Santis is trampling Micky Mouse over "Don't Say Gay Law in Floriduh".
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2 years
They do, exactly what they're made to do. Kill: the designation is in the weapons purpose. Assault weapons are made for war, get it, got it, GOOD.
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2 years
I second it Fuck Off Death Santis.
@HacksawIs
💙𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘕𝘶𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘊𝘰𝘸𝘣𝘰𝘺💙
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Fuck off twat!.
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Montanans hit by falling debris, autopsy's show from bullets unable to reach 30,000 feet.
@AnnieForTruth
Annie
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😂
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@gardengirl125 Raise you both.
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Ron DeSantis wants to move federal offices OUT of D.C. He has plenty of prime property available in Floriduh. Gestapo, oops security already in place.
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Lance M. Werner
3 years
"U" know.
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StockX
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A Major Want/Need in this class #23LEGENDS
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2 years
He's working hard making deals with the GQP.
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Don't lose this number.
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@Dabs_breaux @ntresting2me @MikeJoPro Just changes brands.
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2 years
Said the thief in the $5,000 suit.
@SenRickScott
Rick Scott
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The ONLY way to stop soaring inflation is to STOP RECKLESS SPENDING.
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Lance M. Werner
2 years
Why the life jacket, that belly fat will float him for weeks.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Ted Cruz goes to the border cosplaying as Che and is ferried around with other Republicans in a gunboat. But sure, tell more about costumes.
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2 years
Marine K-9 Corp.
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@Ms_Christina2u Morning Christina.
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@mrsandiofficial Where is the x for you are here.
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2 years
As usual full of oneself means full of shit.
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Obviously, turkey hunting is out of season. Humans not so much.
@Dianawearsblue
𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖆🆘😷💉🇺🇸🇨🇦🇮🇹🇩🇪🇬🇧🇺🇦♌🐞☕️🌊🕊
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Whoa😳🦃🤣
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2 years
Florida voter has election fraud charges touted by DeSantis dismissed Now it's time for the ACLU to sue DeathSantis for false arrest.
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@Ms_Christina2u Morning Christina, starting the weekend off proper I see.
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@smc429 I have friends in Australis and New Zealand. They are asking: Is America still there?.
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2 years
You missed the one when the lion on top pees on them.
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then she ran away.
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Voted "Most Likely to Marry His Sister" in High School.
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And once they land? We start begging for slave wages.
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Vicki Tidwell
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What you see is hat you get.
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Sidney Powell avoids disbarment in Texas over election lies after judge throws out the state bar's case because the exhibits were misnumbered Never been their never happened.
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@cheezwitham @essenviews And now big business is artificially recreating that same scenario claiming labor shortages. Shortages they control wit hiring, wages, benefits etc. .
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And your Toung won't stick in the wintertime. Please don't try this at home.
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More proof he's the anti-Christ. Has lived from 1776 until 2024.
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Ron Filipkowski
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Sometimes it has some of the characteristics of a cult.
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Hannity is the crustation I use to scape DeathSantis off my shoe when I accidently step in it.
@AnnieForTruth
Annie
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Gavin Newsom will chew up and spit out Ron DeSantis out! 👏👏👏
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Weeks After Hurricane Ian, Hundreds of Floridians Remain in Shelters Where's the Govenor? Arresting citizens at the polls. WTF he was a NAVY prosecutor, don't let the uniform fool ya, his service was disservice.
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Despicable, the military would have convened a war crime tribunal. Cops would be in Leavenworth, until firing squad.
@MikeSington
Mike Sington
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Huntington Park, California police officers shoot dead Anthony Lowe Jr, a double amputee man who tried to run away from them on the stumps of his legs. The cops said they were afraid Lowe would throw the knife he had at them.
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@ACoupleOkooks @CaliforniaBeto @GovAbbott The border seems safer than our cities.
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@SarahSevans2000 Cubbies blue if they only knew.
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@MrsRabbitResist @cindykahn1 Haven't heard it from anyone but MAGETS.
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@truemyracle2 Traffic control.
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Not Down Under mate.
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@SarahSevans2000 The Lou Gehrig story.
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Draft Dodging Coward and Full Blown Traitor! "LOCK HIM UP NOW!".
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@gggirl924 @RPondelick Remember when he told us kids to get a dollar out of dad's wallet and send it to uncle Soupy.
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Virginia Democrat Wins Special Election to Replace Late Congressman — and Makes History in the Process Vote blue, It's our only defense.
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Just standing in the Kool-Aid line.
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Deflecting his complicity in removing EPA controls.
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Last time a saw a girl do that, she drank way too much.
@Christie72Joy
Christie Joy
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SNL: "The real 'Cocaine Bear'" 🤣🤣
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@AlixG_2 A little I told her not to play with the stove she might get a burn.
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Gunman ambushed riders on horseback, firing ‘dozens of rounds,’ Florida sheriff says Visit Floriduh. Highwaymen abound thanks to Constitutional Carry. No License, no permit, no background check and no training. Just strap one on and go to Ron's dildo.
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@SarahSevans2000 That's what the FOX said.
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Stop me if you see a Republican suit claiming to have built America, immigrants' all
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December 7, 1941, our day of infamy. R.I.P. Shipmates
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Skellitor, He Man.
@aynes_kelly
KelsterBreeze
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Boy, oh boy, I hate Ted Cruz, but this alien prick with ears is 1A.
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That's My President, Care, compassion and support.
@MikeSington
Mike Sington
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A Maui resident speaks about President Biden’s visit. (And, he didn’t throw paper towels at them.) Video: KGMB
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And true tax returns.
@ResisterSis20
Sis
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At a significant Monday news conference, Trump promises to provide evidence he won the 2020 election. He will also announce infrastructure week, the Republican healthcare plan, and confirm that Susan Collins is correct: He has learned his lesson. #FreshWords .#TrumpIndictment.
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2 years
Meanwhile Josh Howley colludes and runs fast enough to get out before the Women and Children. If you're thinking? where their children involved, of course. Republicans.
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RB
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Scientific Fact of the Day.
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Damn stealthy, 100 feet above the wealthiest street in America. Kudos.
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@SarahSevans2000 G'Day X-Ray.
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Maybe it's just me, but that's part of why we do it.
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Ron_H🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🗽
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@SarahSevans2000 I'd be fanning you ladies if I were there.
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If rich Republicans paid taxes, there'd be no deficit.
@dowis_mark
Mark Dowis
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@laurenboebert So let’s see yours! As Benjamin Franklin opined… “well done is better than well did!”.
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Thank You for your service FLOTUS. You are one of the keepers in American History.
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