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Michael Schwab
1 year
@OliverCloth @ZeekArkham No they are leaving the headgear on so they don’t let out photos of their undercover men
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@phoss2k That convo is so cool I can basically forgive them
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@pennywhispered Imagine if the upholstery was
Tweet media one
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Michael Schwab
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@Alec_Zeck He has access to some incredible doctors and surgeons. There does appear to be new skin in the injured location.
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@joshbottweet @fasc1nate I believe a pilot actually pulled this off last year!
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@gucci_dacat @ClownWorld_ This is the best take I have seen in a damn year. And it’s been a good year!! Thank you sir!
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Michael Schwab
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@True___Blue @CodifyBaseball 5 walks : 20 balls 23 strikes - 2 per at-bat is 10; he must have fouled off at least 13 pitches
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@Travis_in_Flint This story is one of the most depraved of all! The outrage consortium could gain a lot of traction by just decrying this assault. But since the victim is not a Dem, they don’t feel like they can justify their thoughts and prayers.
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Michael Schwab
3 months
@AnneNotation Colin Powell succumbed as well. But we still got Larry Elder
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Michael Schwab
2 months
@seanonolennon Seán, did you see @BillAckman 's piece? This seems, in some ways, to be a confirmation that the media is currently capable of collusion to an extent that they will lie, for years, about matters of utmost significance, even in situations where the story is very clear to everyone.
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Michael Schwab
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@twinkdefcon Niles is one of Yale’s most beloved alumni. Boola boola!
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@Human101Nature If he didn’t pull out the pump, it would have been much easier to extinguish, right? Or is it mad risky anyway
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Michael Schwab
2 years
@RNCResearch She said "No - not in this context". I love that answer. There are different aspects that are relevant to different discussions. A huge reason why many have lost sight of womanhood is because they are seeking a single def that fills many different roles. This is better.
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@amuse The person who created that community note should be banned until after the election
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@Travis_in_Flint A White House photographer.
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Michael Schwab
3 years
@ScottAdamsSays Steve Bannon, especially when you include the analysis of his cohost Jack Maxey. Jack was incredibly early, but also scrupulous, in his coverage of the Zelenko protocol, and much more.
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@greentexts_bot Showering without soap is far from crazy. If you scrub nicely you can get pretty good- but it depends on what kind of shizz you got into that day. The smell is different of course. But essentially it means you don’t smell like soap.
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@NBCNews The movie is not anti-trans. It merely pointed out the rhetorical challenge that activists face when they attempt to say they believe that there is no difference between a trans woman and a cis woman.
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@bicanuk @mbdailyshow The best AI systems use
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@brad_polumbo Not quite, since her error was part of her doing her job. It’s not like she went to a Canucks game and said pizzeria with a Chinese accent and then people asked for her to be fired.
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Michael Schwab
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@fragile__sz Hey, gotta be real- I’m incredibly impressed with the replies here. I’ve been unhappy with ‘egg’ discourse in the past, and I’m glad to see it doesn’t fly with y’all anymore.
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Michael Schwab
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@JamesSurowiecki Did you know that items can be removed from the inflation index when they become inconveniently expensive?
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Michael Schwab
3 months
@Roll_Clips @FearedBuck Breathwork is weirdly impactful on the body and brain
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Michael Schwab
5 years
@sadydoyle @jkeller87 the trans woman you're referring to was probably involved in boxing and combat sports, correct? Those cases are the ones that Joe finds inappropriate. He also has other recommendations on how to reduce injuries in those sports.
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Michael Schwab
10 months
@zollotech The notion that this type of metric can be accurate to the nearest 1% is not a good thing to be spending time or energy on. Unless you are actually just trolling of course
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@iamyesyouareno That is clever as hell though
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Michael Schwab
26 days
@thechosenberg Yeah. Before cell phones, before Tinder, before Facebook, and even after it was mostly done just on a whim. When I was younger I would go out and talk to basically everybody sometimes. It was called “being the mayor”. Outside of nightlife it was more relaxed of course.
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@fernm8 That’s a remarkable craft. I am really impressed that she found the colors and lines to make it come to life.
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Michael Schwab
1 month
@helllojojo @hardliqueur Because they are actually bringing 2 phones on their walk! This is kinda one of my favorite kinds of satire
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Michael Schwab
2 months
@MenInBlazers It appears to be the case that Christian insulted his integrity, suggesting he should celebrate with the winning team. Regardless, when the handshake was offered, he should have taken it on. Now he is just in more hot water, for one thing!!
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Michael Schwab
3 years
@CBSNews That’s not whistleblowing. It’s kinda important that you learn the difference. Whistleblowing is when someone powerful does something bad, and a person puts themself in danger to go to journalists.
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Michael Schwab
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@typeclonghouse @wizardofux So you’re importing the sum of what goes on in there
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Michael Schwab
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@tweetsfromstar @WalterIsaacson Isaacson is an odd duck. Not good at what he does
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Michael Schwab
7 months
@kevinnbass @ProfTimNoakes The definition of unvaccinated in this sentence means they are not 14 days past a second shot, correct? Piss
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@SuzanneCEvans @bennyjohnson No one thinks that all of the protesters were FBI. But it is likely that dozens were. This is why the testimony of whistleblowers is important. If there were 8 agents keeping an eye on things, yeah. If there were 80 agents coming up with shenanigans, no.
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Michael Schwab
3 months
@dissproportion The best was when they said to replace “felon” with “justice impacted individual”, and then after Trump’s run-around they like “FELON FELON FELON”
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Michael Schwab
3 months
@danmall If they want more than 3 rounds they should probably be compensating for them
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Michael Schwab
5 months
@BasebaIlKing I love that dude He’s a good Schwab
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Michael Schwab
3 months
@CBHeresy @AmiriKing The reason Alex was railroaded, tarred, and feathered (e.g. not allowed to have a fair trial) is because he helped Trump become president. Sandy Hook is not important to cover up. Let’s get back to Vegas though.
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Michael Schwab
8 months
@BretWeinstein I think what they mean is that the lethality was not that intense, and especially would not have been if proper treatments were pursued and poor ones were not administered
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Michael Schwab
3 months
@Egocrata @timurkuran If you’re sincere, I think the issue you should investigate is the jury instructions. Giving Ms. Daniels money is not illegal. They were told to imagine that it is. And that they could each imagine so in a totally different way.
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@IanCopeland5 @Cailzmaster @stkirsch @Jikkyleaks @RobertFKennedyr @joerogan That’s circular logic. Criticize the words of the study, not the title of the journal. If you can! Please - we want you to be right. If you are.
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Michael Schwab
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@poisonjr It sounds completely insane now but I remember thinking that I had literally dozed off at least once in every single class I attended in college Me and my brothers had some kind of narcolepsy back then
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Michael Schwab
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@thebadstats I really appreciate the detail you’ve provided!
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Michael Schwab
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@JUNlPER Just watch how many girls join the track team next year
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Michael Schwab
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@Impish_Bunny Seems like girls do this a lot? Her photo count is elite, but the fact that they were organized into an album is wonderful
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Michael Schwab
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@FischerKing64 It’s pretty strange to imagine Trump as a student, attending classes, taking notes, doing all-nighters
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@ZaleskiLuke @DonaldJTrumpJr That’s cute but the prevention of a war is a very different topic. All the best! Impeach Biden now.
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Michael Schwab
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@mountain_ghosts You can write it!
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Michael Schwab
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@Prolotario1 What about Bill Barr
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Michael Schwab
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@the_transit_guy The summers are chill. Winter Olympics are rather more obscure
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Michael Schwab
3 months
@brianluidog Whether trolling or not I’m adding this to my file of top-notch bait
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@Cernovich What resonates to me is that no one thinks it was illegal to pay her, and few even find it immoral. The issue is some obscure technicality about how the payment was described. And the premise that campaign funds shouldn’t be used for this purpose is also rather ironic.
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@TellYourSonThis It can get pretty grim when you aren’t horny
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Michael Schwab
21 days
@politicalmath Yeah! People always grouse about surge pricing but it almost invariably makes the service better When demand is higher than supply, you don’t want to be left with a lottery or a long line
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Michael Schwab
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@ChuckCallesto I like the pick. Vivek is a freight train. He is capable of understanding just about everything that any of the rest of the candidates can. I think some of his talking points go too far, but he’s so young, I’m sure he’ll learn over time. He ran a beautiful campaign and he
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Michael Schwab
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@paulkrugman The destruction of America’s small cities was not televised
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@MorissaSchwartz If this is Anyma, it’s part of a yearlong art project by the biggest swank Techno tour- Afterlife- which may include NFTs
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Michael Schwab
7 months
@ellegist This is a very simple misunderstanding- there is no reason to conclude that she sees him as a potential abuser.
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Michael Schwab
2 years
@CaseyNewton It’s emotional, but yes, a termination is often done suddenly, just in case the employee has a way to damage the system, or to create a backup of sensitive or valuable info. If there are loose ends in the code, there are other ways to follow up on those.
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Michael Schwab
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@PleasantKenobi It’s a great randomizer that minimizes wear on the sleeves. Just do 5-10 merges afterwards. It’s clearly permitted, once per game.
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Michael Schwab
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@Rich_Cooper Saying ‘I don’t mind if you stand there’ is not harassment. The ‘dirty old man’ thing is quite a bit closer but I still think he’s in the clear?
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@leb_larry @LPMisesCaucus Squatter’s rights are supposed to kick in after 1 year. The idea is, if you are taking care of a place and the zone and community, it’s better to have you there. Kicking it in after 30 days is reprehensible.
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Michael Schwab
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@ProfGrewal The challenging thing for her to understand is that he will diss someone even if they are a woman, but this doesn’t mean he’s dissing them because they are a women
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@alanagoodman Unbelievable laziness to not pay child support. It is as if the Bidens are trolling the media to see how much they will ignore.
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Michael Schwab
4 years
@jpogue1 Pardon me but just so I’m clear, you do understand the role of zinc and azithromycin, correct?
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Michael Schwab
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@marcelbryar @mattyglesias January 6 was basically a picnic with no beer
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Michael Schwab
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@mtracey I believe you’re missing the forest for the trees
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Michael Schwab
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@TimothyBuckSF @durbrow @BenBajarin yeah it turns the emotes into text messages that say "so-and-so added a heart to "this and that""
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Michael Schwab
10 months
@kylenabecker J6 was a ‘coup,’ alright. It wasn’t by Donald Trump, however, but by his political enemies. Savage hit Kyle!
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Michael Schwab
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@signulll It has certain health benefits that it is incredibly good at. Relaxing from intense stress or discord, anger, anxiety, and physical pain. It’s a dead simple way to start talking, and often, telling the truth. It’s also a universal way to show respect and affection. The ROI
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@krudell Apple TV+ is low key one of the greatest things in many years
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Michael Schwab
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@amazingvideo01 @InternetH0F She’s pretty cool and will probably figure out what she needs to. I also think the nose ring is the worst part
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Michael Schwab
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@SaffronOlive Seems like if you cast all the spells or even discard your last card, you still don’t die until you take damage
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Michael Schwab
2 months
@PsycheWizard In your twenties it’s pretty common to have a feeling, kind of an attitude, that you know a whole lot of stuff. A lot of times it’s more fun to not know, to be curious, to be open to being wrong.
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@TheChiefNerd It also hints that Kennedy understands how relevant Patrick is as a skillful podcaster. I would be pretty surprised if other candidates knew this
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Michael Schwab
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@SClemmt That’s not a relevant comparison. The length of the race alone makes a big margin plausible
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Michael Schwab
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@timecaptales @fasc1nate “No longer a criminal Me and Tookie Williams for real We were identical He took me to the pinnacle” Always loved that line
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@jotmanjotman @SaeedDiCaprio They aren’t his engineers, they’re their own people. But he is their Elon.
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Michael Schwab
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@JoshuaPHilll From what I can remember, there hasn’t been any gun violence at sports venues in a while. Pretty good record especially when you consider how invested, how antagonistic, and how dramatic the atmosphere is. Plus if people could target the players there could be huge financial
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Michael Schwab
6 years
@Tweets4DJT @SebGorka @steph93065 so you referenced the concept of a person's legal immigration status and they leapt to the assumption that you were speaking about ethnicity. OR, maybe they consider "Liberal" a religious affiliation? #nosatire
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Michael Schwab
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@lndian_Bronson This is a disaster for like, everything
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Michael Schwab
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@MJTruthUltra Joe Rogan
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Michael Schwab
2 years
@WakeAwake1 documentary The Magic Pill makes the case that simply avoiding sugar is often a cure. However, chemo patients are usually fed sugar to try to keep their weight up. 😬
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Michael Schwab
3 years
@mtracey He’s a bit like Joe Rogan.. incredible taste in guests and enough of a pulse to get great content out of them ;)
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@9to5mac @ChanceHMiller I love how their parliament lives in a fairy castle where there are no drawbacks to anything they can dream up
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@9mm_smg The film Affirmation Generation demonstrates how well-intentioned people can get swept in a current of affirmation, and in some cases fail to think critically about the proper care for their loved ones. It also attempts to identify the health risks. If someone in that side of
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Michael Schwab
5 years
@TheresaDewa @sadydoyle @jkeller87 Sure, it’s a rude phrase, but I think it’s a bit disingenuous to cite the incident without acknowledging that he was speaking out of concern for women’s safety and their agency to pursue sports that strengthen their ability to protect themselves :) Decide for yourself, with info
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Michael Schwab
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@MikeDrucker I’m really curious about what his point is. I understand that fashion-fashion is mostly impressive to other women. But the concept that men like long hair is also pretty airtight. Tons of supermodels have preposterously long hair. So what is the equation that men are not part
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Michael Schwab
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@Safid_Deen He’s always been a delight and he just keeps getting better
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Michael Schwab
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@michaelcurzi It’s interesting to me that, by trying really hard to block out bullying, we lose a number of skills that are built on both the giving and receiving ends of that process. And, the critiques that don’t get shared because there’s no bullying permitted, and there’s not an
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Michael Schwab
8 months
@PiquantParvenu The tech is pretty different. Many apps don’t use the tools that iOS provides to an extent that a web app wouldn’t also achieve. But it’s like comparing a helicopter to a Camry. They mostly do the same thing, but they are not the same, and one is kinda better.
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Michael Schwab
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@catalinmpit Stripe is a gift. This generation doesn’t know how good they have it. Try implementing you charlatans ;)
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Michael Schwab
5 years
@mtracey Although Joe says dumb stuff now and then, the rationale for canceling Rogan typically seems to be that he has talked to certain other men. Do they think a president can do their job without talking to men - some of whom are enigmatic and gross?
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Michael Schwab
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@ScottAdamsSays An Apple executive said some 7 years ago that you could have a room full of blue-eyed men and they’d represent diversity in meaningful ways; she was likely correct. Her wisdom echoed for a while but it was not fully received
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@Thelonious_2 @0x49fa98 Yes, the problem is that there was no incarceration, despite how serious some of the crimes were, and how numerous as well. He probably needed therapy too but with such an aggressive approach to his community, there needed to be a secure intervention. RIP
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Michael Schwab
1 year
@maceskridge @LPMisesCaucus Have you ever even been to Sweden?
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