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you want me to fall in love? the thing that killed Romeo AND Juliet?
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oh so a BYU singles ward?
Elizabeth Olsen, Callum Turner and Miles Teller to star in David Freyne’s rom-com ‘ETERNITY’ for A24.
The film is set in a world where everyone must decide who they want to spend eternity with.
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just saw a guy jogging on south temple with a sweatshirt that said “vaccinated and ready to fuck” and I screamed
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my jaw dropped early on and dropped farther than I could have ever imagined while reading this
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at petsmart today, my boyfriend suddenly went “no, you have to come here RIGHT NOW.” and I’m really grateful for his urgency
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Sad: Local woman forgets to say “iced” before her coffee order, has to drink a hot drink
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my boyfriend said that my scent on his pillow was like crack to him and all I did was laugh because it reminded me of Edward telling Bella that she was his own personal brand of heroin
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why do so many of us relate to “you kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath”? who hurt us
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who’s that person who goes around getting rid of these? anyways I found a couple today at the DI in sugar house which will be ~disposed of~
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I’ll be really sad if Twitter is gone, both in a “loss of community” way, and an “I’m addicted to social media” way
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the mormon “I know which temple I’m getting married in and have for years” to postmo “I’m 100% going to elope somewhere when the time comes” pipeline
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Side note: his dad was the bishop, until he got released and excommunicated… for cheating on his wife with a ward member 💀
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@poetickate
the hippie to alt right pipeline is swift. and she believes she can think and change her dna… I think that’s a dangerous mindset to get into haha
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@hankgreen
@tryguys
they did an amazing mammogram video and I love their producer Rachel’s honesty about her experience with breast cancer
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@NickTerrysTho
we loved your
@MyFavMurder
animated about the mothman so much we just had to be MothGeorgia for Halloween! (Unless you're
@brittwallace208
, in which case you're Moth
@KarenKilgariff
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@StevenRayMorris
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honestly obsessed with how every Sanderson book/series features at least one character going through a faith crisis/having to reimagine or reconcile their religious beliefs in some way. like I really truly love it and get it and feel so SEENNNNN
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the way he immediately unmatched me... almost as if he didn’t like having someone shit on his musical tastes... hmm... *how bizarre plays* 🤡
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Linguistics professor: "If President Worthen walked into class right now, would my language change?
Class: *generally silent* *a few yeahs*
Professor: "You're damn right."
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@HeardAtBYU
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feeling sad for this girl, who got turned away from her last EFY dance and told to change because her shirt was too low cut and revealing.
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my former YSA bishop is following a bunch of weird porn-adjacent accounts on insta?? y i k e s
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controversial take but I’d rather be hot than cold 100% of the time
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This meal just cost me $78 at the Newark airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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@jeffreyyaaron
I just have flashbacks to the time we had a lesson in laurels about temple sealings, the majority of girls had divorced/widowed/remarried parents… and when one girl asked if she and her divorced parents would get to be together in the celestial kingdom the teacher told her NO???
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@brennajrn
@hayzul_nut
@Nicole_Cliffe
It's not fancy enough to show off all their "influencer wealth", obviously.
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My favorite season is baseball
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@ByCommonConsent
Two things: be "very familiar" with the internet and its future developments, and a special responsibility to ensure that women are treated with respect - bonus points because it tells me I may need to be "vocal, loud, and terse" in doing so.
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a man on the phone just walked by me and said “yeah I’m in Houston right now.”
we are most definitely in the Denver airport.
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how do I tell Tiktok I want to keep seeing Taylor swift content in general but that I don’t want to see “Taylor is gay, Joe is a beard, and she and Karlie Kloss are secretly lovers” content anymore
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I’m all tapped out emotionally for 2021 and most of 2022. talk to me in august or something.
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@bayoulejeune
A companionship of sisters were together for a loooong time and both were secretly lesbian and they were dating the whole time lmao
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@EliMcCann
every morning I say “bye I love you” to my boyfriend, then my cat, and my bf thinks both of them are for him 😂
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sir if you’re reading this I think I might be in love with you
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@SusieVeeneman
@iboukane99
It was a long, frustrating process for a medication he needs to live so forgive me for thinking it’s silly and ironic to mail something when they say they don’t know his address for sure 😂 also, their attempts to call got flagged as spam lmao it’s just all around nuts!!
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When you’re Caucasian but not sure which European country your ancestors are from
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My family accidentally unlocked the infinite tabby glitch by feeding a stray who keeps bringing them more kittens 😂 anyone want a kitten from Washington lol
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around age 12, something very special happens: you decide what your subway sandwich order will be for the rest of your life
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@jeffreyyaaron
this started a mass cry fest, and me and the two other girls with “intact” parents sitting there like 🌝
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true human spirit moment: guy in 2C drops his phone on takeoff, and it slides all the way to the back of the plane. people in the back pass it up row by row until it gets to him. joy.
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for how “high tech” Teslas are, it’s a real shame they don’t come equipped with turn signals :/
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I wanna remove my name but I also know it would just make my parents sad… does anyone have advice lol
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@poetickate
It makes me so sad and I never got to be sad about it?? Just had to run and change and come back and try to enjoy the dance like I hadn’t just been mega shamed in front of *everyone*??
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@collectdust
I also would like to say… no flight attendant would EVERRRR. We literally have cleaners. Do we wish people would clean up after themselves better? Yes. But I at least would never *think* of making a pregnant woman get down and clean like that?? It’s outrageous
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Things I didn't expect to happen today: having President Oaks show up in my YSA Sunday school.
Things that did happen today: that.
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you can take the girl out of mormonism but you can’t take mormon urge to go to Disney with your partner out of the girl
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Viggo mortensen as Aragorn as strider aka the hottest man that has ever existed
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I’m continually pleasantly surprised by who I see on fb supporting BLM. Like oh wow, girl from high school, I didn’t know you were so progressive!! Yes!! Keep learning!!!!!
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what do I do about my mom blatantly lying about me like this lol. I’ve discussed my decision with her several times. And if she wanted to know more she could ask, but guess what? She doesn’t.
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@Goatboy72
@jeffreyyaaron
Once in seminary we had a whole day discussing how our resurrected bodies will be perfect and we won’t have blood for some reason??
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I’m appreciating culture (drunk girls calling each other beautiful in a club bathroom)
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@EliMcCann
My grandma had a major health scare last year and ended up in a physical rehab facility. This 88 year old woman would not stop talking about her “very handsome” physical therapist. She was always disappointed when he wasn’t there 😂
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like sir you realize your following list is public? what would you say if anyone in your ward followed these???
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so excited for my 30s and I think it’s because it will be my first decade that is all MINE, it doesn’t belong to the church at all
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the consensual workplace relationship beguiled me, and I did lose focus
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@suchoriginalwow
❤️ I would be so far past the edge girl. I hope you can leave and get the love and life you deserve. He deserves to feel SO embarrassed.
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the senate doctor saying McConnell isn’t having strokes or seizures is just confirmation that he’s seeing the devil just standing there like
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@AddisonDJenkins
I wonder things like this but about the blue l*ves m*tter flag, where they’re modifying the American flag to prove a point but If another group did something similar OH the hate that group would get for disrespecting the flag
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why do we fear some big change but sometimes we’re like “if I don’t dye my hair/get a tattoo/pierce my nose RIGHT NOW I will evaporate”
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brave enough to jump out of a plane, not brave enough to confront those who have wronged me
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Luke: “you guys know what ‘purr’ means?”
Marc: “yeah, it’s like ‘word’ for gays”
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Me Wax
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not sure if god is needlessly cruel, incompetent, or wtf
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honestly, some of my favorite pics of me and
@nickykens
💞 very few people I’d carry down the street because their feet hurt but Nicky is at the TOP OF THE LIST
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if you try hard and believe in yourself, any room can be a cry room
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