Again I ask why Ativan can’t be vanilla flavoured if it has to be sublingual. Why does it taste like liquorice asbestos

RT @PtakTestKitchen: Political take: kinda just seems like 6 dudes need to die!

In my life since Ive started doing my own laundry I have never once lost a sock in the washer or dryer, I think yall are lying about how often it happens

RT @bcplace: On this day 15 years ago, BC Place welcomed the world to open the XXI Olympic Winter Games.

My hair wants to go back to my old side part SO BAD I cannot make it stay in the middle it’s driving me fucking nuts. Nothing I do makes it Look less stupid

Trying to walk an old man through sending an etransfer over the phone and getting Vietnam flashbacks to my last job

@daleethompson Speak for yourself, I do hate the song and the people

My bf was shocked that Abby has our own police force and not just the RCMP and I was like yeah cause we are a society here I can’t believe I’m leaving

Just found a pair of crocs that had been on my wish list for a while at winners for half price 😭

@taylor_feed @shimmeringtay13 Yup! In Canada if we win a $50mil lottery, we get a cheque for the full $50mil, no tax

@Bob_Janke They’ll never get rid of an agency that TAKES money from the poors, be fr

Kinda gives me the ick when a Canadian company uses .com for their website and not .ca

My ICBC adjuster has the worst fucking tone of any customer service rep I’ve ever dealt with, literally anything I do or ask or say she responds with a tone of “I don’t really know what to want me to do? Figure it out or deal with it?” I’m gonna fucking crash out

@suchnerve Time for another

@premiles_ My phone company gave me 6 months free 😭

I just wanna wallpaper one wall so bad. Let me wallpaper something

Let myself go slightly over my calorie budget today to eat my chocolate letter from Christmas finally. Worth it 😩

Lowkey so glad people are booing the American anthem at hockey games now cause I’ve wanted to do it for years and now I can🥰

Mr. Lube dudes be showing me my cars dipsticks as if I have any idea what it means

RT @wnbagirlfriend: i'm like if a girl was an uncle