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Hey! I'm Sam, a trans poc who thinks they're really funny! I make custom Gameboys, crack jokes, and follow cool folks! (I like tokusatsu a lot too—)
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the lesbian equivalent of a rat king
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Remember what Mr Krabs says:
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Quagmire: I haven't seen him all day.
Cleveland: Seen who?
Joe:
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at the yachted club. straight up “uncorking it” . and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My pingus
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HANK!!!! THAT'S A REPOST OF THE ART HANK!!!!! THAT'S NOT THE ORIGINAL ARTIST!!!! THEY STOLE IT OFF PIXIV!!!!!! HAAAAAAAANKKKK!!!!!
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i love this fucking meme so much i feel bad the doge account was bullied into deleting it
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this took way more effort than necessary but I couldn't stop thinking about it
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[John Wick at Costco.]
The usual Mr. Wick?
"You know it."
[John Wick is served an exclusive Costco Polish Dog for $1.50]
Always a pleasure, Mr. Wick.
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Mr Yugi Muto, right? lieutenant columbo. Do you mind dueling pegasus in order to free my soul from this television set? My wife loves duel monsters. Me? Personally I can't tell a trap card from a spell card. Anyways this millennium item stuff sure is interesting.
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the big treat in question:
The age of little treats is over. The time of the big treat has come
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this took 3 takes for me to not laugh halfway through the sentence
dude, Benson's gonna kill us if he sees we took his yaoi collection.
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How customers expect you to act when they tip 37 cents
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>walks into Limgrave by myself
>rests at grace
>forgets im tarnished
>see white maiden
>audibly say "white maiden spotted"
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@WendySnowRadish
phasma is such a cool design and tall woman yes
but like do you think disney Trying to market her as a boba fett is what causes the opposite to happen?
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what if instead of Kamen Rider he was Costco Rider and he ate chicken bakes and bought groceries
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Me hiding the dismembered parts of the man I murdered, only for the ticking of his still beating heart to drive me to confess my crime.
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Shaggy when Velma asks what he'd do for a Scooby Snack
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HAPPY 74TH BIRTHDAY TO HIROSHI FUJIOKA, KNOWN FOR HIS ROLES AS SEGATA SANSHIRO AND TAKESHI HONGO AKA KAMEN RIDER!!!! A God Damn World Treasure.
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that white boy needs to stop touching all the god damn food
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You ever play Silent Hill 4? Incredibly haunting. While an overall departure from the gameplay of the previous games, fans praised the plot as horrifying, compelling, and dark in an entirely new way.
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i don't like the tone of your voice. mayonnaise was invented in Spain, where these Spanish make their bocadillos. watch it. watch how you speak about sandwiches with that ugly tone of voice.
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spanner when the world doesn't need alchemists anymore
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superspreader covid event where everyone asks mr beast to pay for their hospital bills and he doesn't do it because that wouldn't make him money
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mfers will make a big deal out of everything your roommate will go "I ate the last uncrustable" and they pull out the build driver with the hazard trigger 😭😭😭😭 YABEI!!!
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My therapist: tell me again about these "super mario kin memories" you've been having.
Me: here we goooooooooooooo
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had to vaporize my tiny jerma because he did not begin to perform megaman music when I electrocuted him
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poketubers when they suffer a minor inconvenience
Unwavering Emotions, from Pokémon Black and White (2010)
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Me, turning to the guy behind me at the movie theater: See what's cool is that they discontinued the polish dog back in 2018 but are you gonna be the guy to say no to John Wick?
the guy behind me who just came all over the back of my seat:
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It's my birthday! 🎉🎉 I've decided to finally do a Custom GBA Giveaway! RT, Follow, and tag a friend for a chance to win a GBA w/
🔥backlit display
🔥usb c rechargeable battery
🔥glass lens
🔥brand new shell
Giveaway ends 01/01/22 👀
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Where do dreams go? Venture through Klonoa: Door to Phantomile and Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil to try and find out!
#KLONOA
Phantasy Reverie Series is available now for
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Hey! I'm opening Custom GBA Commissions! They're starting at $300 for something like these including:
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DM me for details!
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holy shit
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Rick and Summer beating up the devil in the background
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if we're gonna date... you have to find my seven lost pages
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robotfuckers when they finally get their hands on that flat faced motherfuckers hole
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@Haurmeya
when he says "I can't grab the platform" i lose it every time
genuinely makes you think he's trolling but he's not
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I just finished my
#Evangelion
Unit 01 Custom Gameboy Advance! Including a backlit IPS display, USB C rechargeable battery, and LED triggers! (Also cool custom stickers)
#GBA
#ShinjiIkari
#AsukaLangley
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do you think ttyd remake will include this gay line from goombella about vivian
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me: fuck fuck what are you doing stop
my cat, about to throw up all over the floor:
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They done gentrified uncrustables
PB&J goes gourmet at this LA establishment featuring high-quality ingredients pressed inside a circular bread.
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@WendySnowRadish
well wait, maybe it's because boba fett was a member of an order we didn't know anything about, we already know stormtroopers as pushovers, so phasma isn't really impressive at all
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it's his first comiket be nice
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What if instead of astrology people blamed events on the League of Legends free champion rotation?
"Just got rear ended by some asshole."
"Well Janna IS in rotation this week."
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AI MISINFO SPOTTED!!!! YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT!!!! OOMFIES ATTACK!!!!
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I dont care if you’re neuron divergent i need you to go to fucking War
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This came from an Amazon listing but it looks like a shit post
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Hwang Dong-hyuk gets no residuals and doesn't even own his own damn IP and they turn it into a weird masturbatory reality TV show I'm so fuckin irritated
The trailer for the ‘SQUID GAME’ reality series has been released.
Releasing on November 22 on Netflix.
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Lion in China zoo goes viral for fringe, zookeepers deny giving it haircut
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Fire Emblem
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@springbris
hammers home that it's just easier to manipulate republicans with hate or whatever
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Luigi plays an inkling girl for the LGBT community
In the Nintendo Online trailer, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad dressed their Splatoon characters up to look like themselves lol
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Here’s every Elden Ring boss side by side — proof that size doesn’t matter
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poppin bobs in the ice
like a squidward
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NPCs in soulsborne games:
Eating some bleak soup.. Its green and quite putrid: )
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we live in a society
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GBA SP stands for gay boys all suck penis. my uncle who works at nintendo told me
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James Sunderland smoking a blunt with the caption "idc what Mary said this shit loud AF 😂😂💯💯"
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