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If momma is right and the world is my oyster..then I must have an allergy to shellfish

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@samanthabaxley
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11 months
The other night I was standing on the sidewalk, waiting for my Uber and a UFO hit my arm. There was no one nearby, I wasn’t standing under a tree, nor did I see anything unusual on the ground afterward. What hit/ran into my arm? I do not know but it left this bruise! Eek!
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Hehe #meow
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Slurpees are life
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No photos please😂
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@samanthabaxley
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Holy💩 @DaneCook Troublemaker is GOLD.
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Happy Friday from the Daisy girl =^••^+ #cats
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Bean =^••^=
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Such a princess #cats =^••^=
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#caturday =^••^=
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I have a boyfriend now. =^••^= @jarvischaz
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=^••^=
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Holy shit- ppl are silly af.
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@JMeanypants He helped a lot of ppl GET OUT of prison.
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Daisy Girl =^••^=
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Oh and here’s a tip for the incell vCard holders who live in their mothers basement and have a fake name and cartoon as their profile pic- F off. Put your real name and pic on your profile and then keep harassing women on here. Yeah I didn’t think so.
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Hehe
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Dinner time 😛 🍣
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#cats =^••^= Daisy girl
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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.
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I lost my phone. How dare I, indeed.
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Happy #Caturday from Daisy =^••^=
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Seal puppy #cats =^••^=
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The sheeple aren't going anywhere. They like my world. They don't want this sentimentality. They don't want freedom, empowerment; they want to be controled. They crave the comfort of certainty. And that means, you two, back in your pods, unconscious and alone, just like them.
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Respect women, bitches 👀 👄
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A friend: someone who supports, respects, cares about you, wants you to be happy, wants to protect, picks up the slack and protects you when you’re vulnerable. Not someone that constantly insults you in public (as to elevate their value and lower yours. No friend of mine.
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Happy #Caturday =^••^=
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This is how I dance. 🎉
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Beany=^••^=
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@samanthabaxley
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9 months
Tommmmmyyyyy =^••^= #cats
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Go have some pedialyte and get out of my face.
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Happy New Year 🤓
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I genuinely don’t get the ppl on here who I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW stalking me, talking about me to ppl (when they don’t even know me😂) following me into every space I join etc. It’s so bizarre. Get a life!
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@ladielabrys Men ARE annoying 😂
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😂it’s cute
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Women supporting women is #life
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Not strawberries 😂
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@samanthabaxley
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11 months
Feels like it’s so late but it’s 5:30. Winter is upon us y’all 😮
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Please send good energy toward the Daisy girl =^••^= She’s in good spirits but under the weather. She will be going to the vet in a few hours and hopefully we will get her back on her feet ASAP! =^..^=
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Look at the babes!! =^..^= =^••^=
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Leave it to me to talk about hairballs =^••^=
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I want to live in a Trader Joe’s 🥰
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I'm known to be quite vexing, obviously. Also tho, the music supervisor that did the #SuicideSquad trailer is, as well;)Nice job👍🏻
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A lil #watercolor just sharing bc I was inspired by ⁦ @ArtbyBethC
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The sparkle in your eyes/Keeps me alive.
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Look at this #sweetbean =^••^= #cats
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Today’s my half birthday 🎈
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#Beany =^••^=
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I love #cats and they have #thumbs #howdareyou 🐾
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@samanthabaxley
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9 months
I love the rain 🌧️ 🌧️🌧️
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Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much (Official Music Video) via @YouTube #music =^..^=
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How dare we have fun. Maybe if some ppl get a personality they won’t be jell as hell. Life is too short ppl=^••^=
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#Beany =^••^=
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@samanthabaxley
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Happy Valentines Day meow! =^••^= ❤️✨
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Intelligent life… the search continues.
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Hahah Tiffany is so hilarious. "Thank you Lord." That just made me laugh out loud. She would be so fun to hang out with. #cbb @bbuk
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Zoolander gas fight !!!! via @YouTube @honeyzed97
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I’m officially in the twilight zone 👀
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@samanthabaxley
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11 months
Frankly my Dear, I don’t give a damn.
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Birthday cuteness =^••^=
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What a shit show. Good times….? Ps: I’m scared.
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Got me nails did #Tortoiseshell 🐢
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@bbuk am I in the twilight zone? How is it/has it not been obvious to everyone all along that Jason is a total dick!? Wtf.. #bbuk #bbbots
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Happy Monday 😂 #cats
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Digging this jam, Alex! #NowPlaying "Kept On Living" by Dadras from Rubaiyat II ♫ http://t.co/1gNH4zwxYp
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Wtf is an NFT? Bros and hoes 😂
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@bbuk am I the only one who's noticed what a VILE, nasty person @NicolaMcLean is? She is THE WORST. #cbb #CBBBOTS
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@samanthabaxley
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11 months
I love the rain 🌧️
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Yo- live y’all. Gonna listen to music now/ x
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@samanthabaxley
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10 months
Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 🎅
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For the record, I’m beautiful. Do I need to post selfie’s constantly!?no.😂very weird thing to do.
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California Raisins Heard it Through the Grapevine (Better Quality) via @YouTube
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@Reptile_Hybrid Well, my name is Roberta. I’m addicted to porn and master ate constantly
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Wallace Fountains of Paris - Home - Wallace Fountains
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Ppl are funny. (They aren’t.) how dare they 👀 👄
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Love u
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Sam’s thoughts on 2022- Mesothelioma vibes/ Refinance your mortgage vibes/ Cash for gold vibes 👀 👄 #2022YOUTRASH
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@chaconkie Cutiepie
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Ppl are so funny… they’re like… ugh- how dare I actually have fun. 😂 what a situation.
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Watching Love Actually bc I’m a cheeseball ❄️ 🎄 ♥️
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Daisy the #cat =^..^=
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