Zoe🎀
@zoe_bearx
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HAVE A BABY THEY SAID ...
IT WILL BE CUTE THEY SAID...
MY CHILD LADIES AND GENTS ...
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An accurate representation of what it’s like to have small children…
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Most unflattering video EVER!!
But hey I’m Zoe and I want to lose 2 stone day 8!! (On my new tredmill)
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After many tears tantrums and major anixety I’ve found a dress to wear to my cousins wedding next month. 🤗
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@therealmissjo
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That’s not answering my question is it! What would you do if your 16 year old daughter slept with a man in his 30s/40s…
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@Fair_and_Biased
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Traumatic? Wouldn’t it be more traumatic if something happend and nobody came to check on you. They aren’t doing it just for a laugh. And yes I had very traumatic births before you come at me saying I don’t know what I’m talking about
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Very happy to finally announce that baby bear is on the way and due in June 2019.
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Huge Thankyou to eveyone for all your kind messages.
I had a very traumatic birth one that I’m still recovering from. Just headed downstairs for a blood transfusion. Will update you all on the blog with what happend soon. Meanwhile here’s my beautiful River 💕
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@AMythicWitch
I used to work for Jamie Oliver as a chef in his Italian restraunt and all the food was brought in! We litlery heated up packets of food
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After a very long hard 18 hour labour then emergency delivery Rex finally made his apparence into our family this morning at 2:38am 7lb 8oz. We are besotted
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@Utterly_Jean
Are you a medical professional? Why are you questioning their job? I don’t get it… they are there to look after mother and baby this whole conversation is stupid and pointless and mocking hard working nurses and midwives.
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@areej_abuali
I remember a guy in my college class. During Ramadan he’d line his food up on the table ready to eat as soon as the sun set. We weren’t allowed to eat in class but the teacher let him stuff his face as soon as he was allowed. Bless him. ❤️
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Rewind 2 years ago today, everybody out watching the fireworks whilst I was in bed so deeply depressed I thought the only way out was to jump off a bridge. 2 years to the exact day and I’m taking my new son to his first fireworks. So greatful to be alive right now
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Hi I’m Zoe and I’ve beat depression and anxiety and started running again. 🏃♀️
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The fact London now wait for the VERY last runner to cross that line goes to show how far we have come as a running community.
Bravo everyone 👏👏👏
One of the greatest moments of every London Marathon - your 2023 final finisher 🙌
We’re in awe of your determination to finish what you started.
#LondonMarathon
#WeRunTogether
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Tomorrow I’m making a stand against my lifestyle choices and weight gain. I’m so overweight and EXTREMELY unhappy with how I look so it’s finally my time to do something about it. Please wish me all the luck because I have a track record with failing miserably!!
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How the fuck have I been stuck in a que 2 days in a row with 100 odd thousand people… praying for tickets then I see all these dickheads reselling straight away.. makes me so angry i can’t even tell you…
#Coldplay
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Found him like this this morning. Making a pillow out of a blanket 😍
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Had this made today. My brother lead a really simple life. He didn’t really have friends. He never went out or got excited about anything. But Christmas was his thing. He loved it. Now his name will be on my tree every year in his memory. ❤️
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For all the goons who support Russell brand i beg of you to watch the Jimmy saville drama
#TheReckoning
and see exactly why women don’t report abuse and what happens when they do..!
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Rex wants a bike for his birthday. The one in the toy shop is £100 but I’ve found one on Facebook for £20 I know he wont knoe but I feel bad buying second hand for a birthday present. It’s in good condition.
Thoughts?
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All the pain heartache and tears was worth it as soon as I saw my baby on the screen the other day ❤️ I still can’t belive it
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I DID IT…!! I just handed my notice in at at job that treated me like dog shit my entire pregnancy 🥳🥳
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I’ve been a chef since I was 15 years old.
Tonight I cooked my first EVER beef wellington.
18 years and still learning. 🥩
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I DID IT…. I beat the anixety voices in my head and we for my first run since before I was pregannt. 💪
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Rex’s treat for finding part of a little girls cochlear implant that that whole class has been searching for!! It cost £650! Found in the Lego 😂
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This photo makes me want to cry. What I’ve achieved in the last year mentally and physically is beyond anything I ever thought I could do ❤️
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Thankyou to everyone for all your kind messages I will try my best to get back to everybody today 💙
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I bought a paddling pool in the pound shop last week. I didn’t expect it to be the most amazing one ever.
But this... 😂😂
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Every bad day of endless screaming constant feeding and nappy changes, every night of being up all night seeing to the baby and every tear shed when I’m exhausted and tired is all worth it for pics like this. i love you Rex 🦖
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Today was mine and Rex first official day just the two of us and I think we did ok
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Say hello to Mike. A very special teddy bear made out of my brothers hoodie.
Emotional wreck when this got delivered tonight. 🧸🧸🧸
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Can we all spare a thought for people like me who live in an area where Just Eat and Deliveroo don’t exist yet.
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One of the mums has sent a message In the group chat asking parents to RSVP to her child’s party but some kids ain’t been invited.
Am I wrong in thinking that’s really mean to put it in the group chat if they aren’t all invited. 🥹
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lil birthday selfie with my oldest. Off shopping for the day in Oxford then cocktails for lunch 🥳
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I really want to send a massive FUCK YOU to the cunt who tried to ruin my life and failed. Luckily for them I believe in karma so I’m going to sit back and watch from afar ...
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Hi...
I have not unfollowed anybody I deactiviated my account so please wait and it will refollow you all again.
A group of foreign trolls have Been targeting me and sending threatening and abusive messages about my baby.
I won’t let them scare me away. So I’m back 👋🏻
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1 year ago today all my dreams came true when I finally Got the 2 little lines I had been waiting so long for.
1 year later and I have the most amazing 3 month old little boy. Dreams really do come true! 💕
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