A lot of my opinions, much like yours, are affected by the reality of our experience. The environment where we are brought up determines our outlook on too many of life’s issues.
Two regular lies women tell;
Their love for clingy men and their love for expressive men
If you fall for either or both, and don’t regret it, call me bastard
Nothing sexy about it. It’s something basic. You know, just as cooking is a basic survival skill, so is a woman having her own money.
What’s sexy about putting food on your own table?
Flashed my babe around 11pm to keep her awake for xtra cool as usual. This girl picked call for one second, checked my balance and it was 99 naira.
Jumped fence to go buy airtime.
In the process of jumping fence on my return, vigilantes caught me and handed me over to police
I’m sorry but e dey hard for man to be on the receiving end of kindness from women.
Any small kindness laidis, you fit begin reason plenty things
The barest minimum will move a lot of men, yet, it’s hard to come by.
Men dey suffer onG
The power of social media is for everyone. Since these drivers started making recordings of their encounters with problematic riders, people’s mindsets have begun to change.
And for the record, we’re yet to see any case where the problematic rider is male.
How do u guys request for a ride knowing that your'e not the one paying and you yourself don't even av money to pay🤨 like Idg what if the person meant to pay can't pick up call or his or her phone got spoilt🤷♂️. How do u intend to pay the driver
Na this kain picture Sars see for my phone wey I spend 4 hours for Oluyole police station dey chop slap cos I no gree tell them where I keep the rifle and other weapons
I see some of you wailing about Ghana being visa free to Dubai and dragging Nigeria.
Ghanaians did not use fake COVID result to travel to Dubai.
Ghanaians are not cultists killing people and causing unrest in a peaceful nation.
On this one, Buhari isn’t the problem but us.
The people I pity the most on this app are the young ones in their formative years who absorb a lot of the information here.
They’re incapable of filtering information and unable to distinguish actual right from wrong.
I fear for what/how they’ll turn out to be.
Since the day police stop me for my junction and drag me go my house say dem wan search and I ask for search warrant and dem bring out signed warrant with empty details and dem begin fill in my details for my front, na that day i know say the police force dey irredeemable
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@BenHundeyin
My friend
@Ade_authority
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We were already dating sef. I saw her writing down the names and numbers of every female in my contact list. She said she wanted to call them to warn them or something
Bruhhh I almost ran mad
You can reach out to me only when you need help and go straight to the point and I’ll come through if I can
I don’t want that faux friendship or conversation people try to have
Don’t text or call to check up on me. I don’t want that shii
The day a girl came to spend the night at my place and rolled out her bedspread and pillow case the following morning to make videos to send to her man so he’d think she was home was the day I lost hope in Nigerian women.
I’ve seen worse since tho
See the way Sabinus is carrying his guys. He features them in his skits and also features in their skits
No wonder they’re all grateful to him. Top lad.
If na some of una, we sabi wetin una go don do
This thing men dey put women on monthly salary, na out of love or na cos dem dey date broke women?
Na just one of the many things wey no make sense to me.
And that girlfriend proposal shii. Lol that shii dumb af in my books, from the explanation I got sha
My own is how someone else has so much control over you or your life.
If they’re in a good mood, you are. If they’re in a bad mood, you are.
One phone call or text from them can change your entire mood or day.
That’s too much power for one to wield.
When you love someone, you’ll just wake up one day and realize that you no longer have sense. Fiam! You’re just senseless.
You won’t even feel the sense leaving your body, you’d only realize it after the deed has been done.
@mrmanhere_
@ovie_joshua
E get one babe we dey talking stage that time. As she come my house see my shoes, she chook leg inside say we be same size. Na so she say “Ope o” I just dey look say about this one dey craze ni
One of the security officers at work got promoted to customer service officer today.
He’s had a bsc all along but he’s been a security officer.
It may not be much, but his life just got better and I’m absolutely elated for him.
So if we get dick appointment, I go send you money first? Money for wetin?
Like wetin I go put for narration for my bank app cos my oga go ask me later
Going to do olopo work for una boyfriend family house during Ileya doesn't guarantee that he's going to marry you.
Respect yourself pls and enjoy with your family
We know a lot of the population don’t earn up to 100k monthly but you people are saying people should save in dollars
The way you people conveniently become unrealistic when tweeting dey always murd me.
Like are we not in the same country together?
@BundayyO
I don’t have a personal relationship with my work colleagues outside the office.
I was ill few weeks ago. This female colleague called me twice to check up on me.
Lmao aswear I almost begin reason one or two 😂
Hope you people are seeing I dinnor join you to drag Saga o, cos the day the things I did for love will leak, you will not say “and the weyrey was dragging Saga o”
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My friend relocated to Canada last week. His first pictures just dropped on my WhatsApp now and I feel really good.
One by one, we go dey comot. Those of you that want to stay and rebuild, Godspeed.
If I got married today and 72 hours later, my wife is on the internet dictating to a stranger what to do in their relationship, I’d be asking myself “what did I marry?”
I know this man from my time at a bank at Adeola Odeku. Mans always has a smile on and is very respectful. He never gave us problems even when we had multiple issues at the branch.
Happy birthday to such a wonderful being. May his days be long and fruitful.
@BundayyO
@TheAjibolaGrey
Guy for company I do my IT, my oga look me one day tell me say “you’re the worst intern we’ve had in the history of this company”.
I put in so effort much not to laugh on the spot
I will never be in support of this thing.
This is saying basic human decency should be defenestrated in order to score cheap points in an argument.
Maybe if it’s in retaliation of something in the same degree, I could understand but how do we measure these things?
You guys don’t get it.
You can’t come for someone and dictate how they should react.
You can punch someone and they can retaliate by hitting you with a baseball bat.
Na you start am first, anything you see take it like that.
Better not to start what you can’t finish.
It feels so good to hold it I remember seeing a photoshopped picture of myself pointing at it and I said to God will have an original and he did it congratulations to all of us this is a collective win thank you all so much for your continuous love and support ❤️
150k is arguably the average salary of a 9-5er in Lagos. 10k is 2 full days’ pay. That is, someone worked for 2 days and they didn’t touch their earnings but gave it to you.
It’s that money you’re saying they should beg you to manage. Not arguing if they can spoil you or not
why are you trying to spoil someone with 10k? Let’s be honest guys really. What can 10k do rn? emefiele Naira oh, Aren’t you guys in the same economy with us? Imo it should be worded ‘please help me manage this 10k’ or just send it home and stop the big man attitude.
I know we’re all ‘good’ people but if ur partner offends u and you’re giving them silent treatment, you’re emotionally abusing them and you’re not a saint as u claim or think.