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Said Simi 🇺🇸🦅

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Democrat. Husband and father of 2 strong, independent daughters! Trump made me a Democrat. Vote Blue for democracy.

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I’ve never read anything so perfect in my life and there’s never a bad time to re-share it. This belongs on his tombstone.

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@KimKimmmmay She looks like she’s gonna hiss and expose fangs if you get too close

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@nathaliejacoby1 DONALD TRUMP was President of the United States. There’s a lot wrong with people.

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2 years

I never really considered leaving Twitter until today. Musky buys the platform acts, like a complete fool, and now urges us to vote for fascists and election deniers the day before the midterms? 🤦🏻‍♂️ Staying here supports HIM and I’m not sure I’m cool with that. #ElonMuskIsATroll

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@Rebecca79903973 Hahaha. I get a warning before I send 50% of my replies. I’m not filtering here anymore. Ban me or don’t. I’m down to zero fucks.

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@jasonselvig He blocked me for joking about it!

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@cbouzy Beacon of hope!

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@7Veritas4 @Lawrence I can believe what I heard easily. What I can’t believe is that 70 million people will think it was a great answer.

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@RudyGiuliani Aaah, the great legal mind of Four Seasons Landscaping! 😂😂😂

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@richardmarx And Alex Jones bullied victims of the most unthinkable crime and did it with an unthinkable amount of support. I’ll never get over it.

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If this orange piece of shit wins again November, I’m self-quarantining for four years. #trumpvirus #QuaratineLife

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@pcasillasma @krassenstein Hahahaha. That’s what you call “strict?” What planet are you from?

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6 years

@seanhannity The only thing he should be delivering is pizza.

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2 years

@DonLawr86874954 Nobody would be able to say I didn’t lift a finger, I’ll tell you that…

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2 years

@atensnut Doubtful that you’d understand the Cliff Notes either…

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@NashIsHere4It And we all thought dog food was the nastiest thing she’s eaten

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2 years

@abughazalehkat If you watch this show, it’s not your stove they should take, it’s your television.

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3 years

@joeregular57 Lol. My dog drinks out of the toilet 🤦🏻‍♂️

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4 years

@DevinCow @EricTrump @realDonaldTrump Oh shit. It doesn’t skip a generation.

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2 years

@RepMTG Nervous? Try crossing your fingers and toes. Oops. Sorry.

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3 years

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is assaulting a comedian for making a joke that you initially found funny but then got scared ‘cause your wife didn’t. #WillSmith #willsmithsucks #ChrisRock

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2 years

@JudiciaryGOP Is this the Bermuda Triangle Kavanaugh referred to?

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2 years

@RpsAgainstTrump I’m trying to stay out of Twitter jail.

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2 years

How the hell does Family Feud get winners to act so excited to split $20k amongst 5 people before taxes? Just saw a family act like they hit the power ball…

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2 years

@NickAdamsinUSA I’ve been praying for this night since 2016. Prayer really does move mountains. 😂😂😂

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3 years

@TravisAllen02 Unreal when the parody costume isn’t even as absurd as the thing it mocks!

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3 years

Remember being able to open a bag of chips without tearing your rotator cuff?

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6 years

@t_slater_1 @realDonaldTrump You mean byeing

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6 years

@Selena_Adera I bet they all “like beer”.

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2 years

@MonicaCrowley Is the box of wine almost finished? It is, isn’t it?

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2 years

Watching people who couldn’t pass an 8th grade civics class tweet the dumbest shit ever because their cult leader’s in some trouble has gone from comical to annoying really quickly. Especially because most of them are senators. #LockHimUpNow

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@Logically_JC @RonFilipkowski She’s fucking starving. It’s actually sad.

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2 years

@CawthornforNC @laurenboebert Signed, Madison The best cousin face humper

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@meiselasb @MeidasTouch Reminder that nobody would hold any of these old pics against him if he weren’t an asshole today

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2 years

My marriage, the birth of my kids, and this!!

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@SAC7290 @EdKrassen You’re a genius, huh?

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@PamKeithFL @islandgirl_024 It feels like an alternate universe

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@jaketapper

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2 years

Get out and vote!Unless you’re a damaged, racist, non-sensical moron who doesn’t understand democracy. You all can stay in your mother’s basements. #VoteBlueIn2022 #VoteBlueToProtectYourRights #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

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2 years

Please let’s not retreat to our respective corners at this time: “Back the Blue” and “Defund the Police.” Mentally and emotionally healthy people should be able to recognize these are both inappropriate responses to the beating to death of Tyre Nichols.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Already did it in response to her “poor me” tweet. Risked Twitter jail too. I couldn’t help myself.

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@darann51 @EricMMatheny We’re they illegals or asylum seekers? Or do you not know the difference?

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@lawofruby @Logically_JC He should be jailed for the orange makeup alone

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2 years

Has the asshole tweeted yet?

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@laurenboebert Oh look who wants a gold star for barely doing her job! Give her a Milk Bone.

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2 years

Twitter feels exactly the same to me. And @elonmusk still sucks.

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2 years

The “wink, wink” MLK tweets from certain Republicans make their faces even more punchable #MAGAMORON #MLKDay2023

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2 years

Watching grown-ass adults say “they cheated” after an election they’ve lost has to be the most embarrassing thing about sharing air with these people. But seeing Liz Cheney say “You’re welcome, @KariLake ” took the edge off.

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3 years

Actually, he didn’t use your name, buttmunch.

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2 months

@mikebranchmusic Maybe his half-brothers should step in as father figures and right the ship! 🥴😂🥴😂🥴🤡

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2 years

@CollinRugg It’s just you, loser

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2 years

I don’t know why I did this to myself, but I flipped to this for FIVE minutes. If you support this guy, you are very likely short a few chromosomes.

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3 years

If only the government had the standards Twitter does for its members… #ByeMarjorie

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2 years

@KariLake @BIZPACReview Career? LOL. I saw him do standup this year when he opened for Adam Sandler. Not a laugh…

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@laurenboebert You shot another dog?

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2 years

@AllAubarn @RoArquette Oh yeah? I’m getting another set of prosthetic ears installed to hold more masks than you could dream of wearing!

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3 years

Hey consistent gym-goers- How ‘bout you thank us for staying away 11 months of the year instead of rolling your eyes at us in January?😂

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@4HumanUnity @laurenboebert Lol. You think she understands “mutually exclusive”

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@BryceMLipscomb @SayWhat85629 @realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump We were told. By him. Many times. Maybe your head was in your ass at the time? Or his ass?

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3 years

We play a fun game in my house. Someone buys a Glade plug in, unwraps it and plugs it in. The first time I see/smell it, I unplug it and throw it away. Funhouse.

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@laurenboebert @JohnFetterman Would you stay with your spouse if it were know they were a pedophile? I wouldn’t.

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4 years

@Frozenrain425 @DavidSpade You are the real comedian.

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2 years

@BillBra66654492 @alicebirdy If I had a nickel for each one…

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2 years

Dolly Parton is the new Betty White #dolly

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@DogginTrump Oh that’s because most of us are still calling the pediatrician for our 18 yo’s… But I’m with you— he’s fair game and Trump made him so…

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3 years

@davidmweissman Damn I love her

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3 years

State Farm should start selling red hat insurance.

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3 years

@nathaliejacoby1 Just 239 here! Thank you!

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@Logically_JC AMEN. I’m hanging in by a thread.

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2 years

@Santos4Congress Hopefully you’re lying about this too

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2 months

@bruce_steiner I cringe thinking how many times he asked to crash on the couch after them

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2 years

Republicans: you’ve looked this same level of stupid to the rest of us for 7 years.

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2 years

@DonaldJTrumpJr Getting it out early, huh? Gonna be tweaked out on Monday?

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3 years

Soup is never the right temperature. I’m either burning my tongue or it’s too cold.

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3 years

Biden is heading towards, “I’m gonna count to three…” with the unvaccinated and I love it.

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2 years

@nathaliejacoby1 Coward

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6 years

@kevinro39820961 @Alyssa_Milano @realDonaldTrump You can pick a side and be funny. They’re not mutually exclusive.

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@amyjc92 @Leslieoo7 @charliekirk11 “Facist” 😂 if you’re gonna support one, you might wanna learn how to spell it.

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Melania knows he’s failing. Ivanka knows he’s failing. Eric knows he’s failing. Lara knows he’s failing. Hannity knows he’s failing. Vance knows he’s failing. Jr.’s on coke. He gets a pass.

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7 years

@michaeljknowles Doesn't matter which interpretation is correct. I felt tortured for 2hrs and 1 min. I wished she set me on fire.

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@Logically_JC But also- some of us are worse.

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2 years

@KariLake Go away. Shoo.

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3 years

A rally in support of the insurrectionist rioters… What’s next? I can’t get over it.

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2 years

@KariLake Wow. You’re such a loser.

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2 years

@atensnut Step away from the mirror!

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@NotHoodlum …speaking of the need for “fresh faces” Holy shit

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3 years

@LebergerDavid This is the all-time BEST

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@theliamnissan I mean, don’t you just cancel at that point? Give each of them a MAGA hat and call it a day.

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2 years

And here’s what happens when we leave it up the the states to decide…

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2 years

@RepMTG …because you’re a piece of shit

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2 years

@aeroscout58 @RonFilipkowski You’ve perfectly captured the essence of him there!😂

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@twetienne7 @krassenstein @CantStopMeAgain You pay for a blue checkmark, beacon of truth?

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@Acyn Great 🥴 idea 🥴 Laura. Fucking imbecile.

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2 years

@cbouzy Awesome job all the way through!

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3 years

Imagine how many people had to think this was a good idea before this went down… What the hell is wrong with us?

Hockey Team Apologizes for ‘Degrading’ Cash Grab for Teachers (Published 2021)

Ten teachers in South Dakota competed for $5,000 in dollar bills to spend on classroom improvements. Critics called the event at a hockey game in Sioux Falls demeaning.

www.nytimes.com

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Wedding vows should include: “Do you solemnly vow to give the dishes a rinse before putting them in the dishwasher?”

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