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Muslims talking about “I moved halfway across the world to raise my kids in a Islamic environment” the Islamic environment in question be Dubai lmfao.
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Walking without purpose for hours and entering random coffee shops/ bakeries is the life I was meant to live.
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This logic is so crazy cause Somalia been having a perpetual famine, yemens been going through war and famine, and I can count hella other places suffering. I hate this brand of Muslim diaspora please just stop speaking I beg.
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You know how frustrating it is to see how Somalia has been ignored by many Muslim relief agencies, Muslim news stations, and the wider Muslim diaspora? Did you see me barking over the years to tell people to stop and not partake in religious celebrations?.
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Don’t show this to Somali dudes they’ll show up to their weddings in this next 🤣.
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Yall weird for making this discourse, we have famine and food security problems? Me personally I’m thankful for the dua.
#Sheikh Sudais "Oh God, my brothers and sisters in Somalia are starving. Oh God, give them something. Oh God, fill their hunger and give them something to eat” #Ramdan #Mecca
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Omg my sister brought like 8 white girls to the crib for iftar this is terrorism.
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Co-worker telling me he served in Somalia in 1993…. You should have died.
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This shit just made me vomit personally I woulda bought out the entire parking lot so she can seamlessly drive in and out for free.
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Took my sisters car to the gym and there are 4 maintenance lights up, do women think they are suggestions?.
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Came home to my mom frying up the 50 dollars worth of salmon I bought yesterday to meal prep for the rest of the week talking about “I made lunch for everyone” 😩😩😩
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The taraweeh/tahajud combo followed by a 9-5 I’m getting no sleep till April 11th I’m making dua this time next year I’m spending Ramadan in xamar !.
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Yall ever ask a girl for feedback when she curves you or is that just me 🤣 I feel there is always room for improvement.
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There is no way I could vocalize to the tl I’m broke like that, what happened to shame?.
Just sad seeing a young man trying to get married to stay away from haram only for her parents to tell him to pay up $10k for her mahr. Sickening wallahi.
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Tears this nigga beefin w/ his wife and kids lmfao.
As a Muslim man, you should be at the masjid, work and gym more than you are at home. Many men have become full time house husbands.
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Dropping non hijabi pics of your hooyo on Mother’s Day when she’s a hijabi now is crazy you’re not well!.
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I haven’t met a interesting person in 6 years TikTok has destroyed ppls personalities there are no more good conversationalists everyone cool I met was prior to 2019 ‼️.
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Palestine is such a great litmus test for whose a fraud and whose not, very illuminating 24hrs.
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Oh that’s not—.
First Somali American police officer in Salt Lake City Utah, the U.S.
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If a pretty Somali girl showed me an ounce of attention/interest wllhi we’d be at the courthouse by noon.
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Why is everyone dragging him when most of your dads worked in a factory or drove a cab for decades someone fill me in.
As a 27 year old man on 24k salary I am looking to get married and start a family. I'm more than capable of this financially speaking. Alhamdulillah.
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The last year of my ayeeyos life her Alzheimer’s was progressing extremely fast to the point where she would forget who me or my dad was at some points, but subhanallah she never missed a single prayer she would always ask us if it’s time to pray Nuno Muse allahu naxuristo 🙏🏾.
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Caught the sunrise at liido beach, had a breakfast catered for kings, and prayed jumca at the mosque built for my ayeeyo it’s a great time in xamar 📍🇸🇴🥳
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How does a person conveniently arrive at every controversy point in Columbus? Anytime shit going down in the city the man is front and center reporting live giving an eye witness account he has a GIFT.
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Has everyone lost their goddamn mind what about this is ok? I can just tell you’re a horrible human being seek god.
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I hate ordering to go at Somali resteraunts there is no respect or etiquette at all
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I find it a bit odd when ppl do recreational travel during Ramadan? Other than maybe going back home wherever that is for you (kenya/somalia) or umrah perhaps why are you frolicking around Japan?.
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We’re supporting a little too much creativity in the Somali community maybe some of you should be doctors, lawyers, and engineers. Respectfully.
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Waking up to a dirty kitchen after you spent last night cleaning it up will set me off.
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This Somali girl gaslit her husband so much that he changed apartments to an electric stove b/c she convinced him that’s what she needed to be able to cook properly, fear women lads!.
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Guys I thought it was a joke but these Brit’s really don’t have dryers in their homes lol 😭😹😭😹😭 bro this the 3rd world!!!.
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Yall blaming parents a lil too much for my liking, please I know countless parents including single mothers who did everything in their capacity for their kids, sometimes you can just grow up to be a horrible person and that just happens.
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Every time Edna Adan speaks I remember her hooyo is gaalo everything makes sense when you see how she twerks for colonialists and zionists.
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What is the man’s qualification other than being a former roadman? He just sit on a mic and tell us how lucky his black wife is to be with him, waa hayawon waxiid.
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I can’t stand an African Muslim man crying about an Arab girls family not allowing him to marry their daughter, stand up get over it why would you want to go into that family, and go marry your own lmao.
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This kinda stuff really irks me what happened to trolling in a funny manner these are people’s actual lives why must we be this nasty ?.
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1 generation back my awoowes, adeers, abtis have died or lost limbs fighting in the 77 war against Ethiopia I hope you have a very miserable life you stupid fuck.
It’s hard yall to grasp this but ETHIOPIA is so much better for Somalis THAN SOMALIA is to Somalis.
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The way yall have reposted and gave that nasty right wing Swedish guy all this clout is insane, Somali Pr down the drain all cause yall want a lil retweet ? Are you serious use your brains wtf.
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Ok lemme speak there is a elite parasitic class that’s insulated themselves from everyone else, the government has had no real investment in any important public sector, and Mogadishu is a libertarians dream no regulation free market capitalism on steroids.
If I speak on Mogadishu I’m in big trouble all I’m gona say is you “Mogadishu is rising” folks are LIARS!.
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People making crazy comparisons when clearly she probably just crashed there post jumca grub session give it a rest losers.
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Someone explain to me how the children of Somali war lords and criminals living in Columbus are working minimum wage jobs and are working class like me, yo daddy clearly didn’t steal enough that’s so embarrassing 😹.
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Call me old fashioned but I was raised to serve my wife. I clean the dishes and cook her food. I do whatever she says bc she is my wife and she makes the rules around the house.
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Never seen a Somali man this happy in my life, he’s onto something perhaps.
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Took hooyo to get a pedicure last year, and once a month I hear “goormaad ii geyn doontaa gabadha inda yaar oo cagaha dhaqdho” ya teach them luxury one time 🤧.
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Somalis will put 4 teaspoons of sugar in their shaah and follow it up by saying we have sun we will sweat it out that’s not how it works 😭.
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Life of a mushrik is filthy in every shape way and form, ppl actually arguing that their mom should be homeless 🤮🤮🤮.
sometimes you’ll save $10k for a car and wake up to your mom saying she needs $9k to keep her house and it’s like wow look at god he loves a joke.
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Yall pissing me off with the close friends posting matcha and pastries let’s get back to our roots where is the henny, coke, and fentanyl wtf.
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If you’re a 5’7 pretty Somali girl that enjoys camping/hiking I’ll pay 50k meher DM me.
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This discourse kills me cause no one back home is worried about these labels at all it’s just diaspora Somalis virtue signaling to feel good about themselves.
Y'all will let a mf from Yemen claim they are Somali but God forbid a Somali Bantu say they are Somali.
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Yall notice the comfy diaspora living in london booty clapping for Ethiopia? What is wrong with them 😭😭😭.
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I’m reading a mix of attempted murder, assault, burglary, and other heinous crimes.
when did you realize your friend secretly hated you?.
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You not Somali if you don’t have family in at least 5 European countries 😹.
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Hooyo looking at me crazy as I put 3 malawaxs in some aluminum foil for the movies no snacks at home I’m afraid.
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Hooyo went to uni here wow such a beautiful place she was suppose to graduate in 1990 but classes were interrupted around 89-90 she had a single year left breaks my heart that she didn’t get to finish.
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No way did I just spent thousands of dollars at the Somali girl Mecca and didn’t meet a 6ft well traveled Somali girl in the streets of Seoul I’m pissed.
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On todays episode of FATHERS PLEASE COME BACK TO THE HOME AND RAISE YOUR SONS
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I asked for oatmilk as cadeeys from a Somali resteraunt and they through a pot at my face.
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Seeing black Americans support Isreal is so puzzling you were clearly the child left behind lol.
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Just got off an hour phone call w/ my homie and he’s telling me how he’s gona marry this girl 🤧🤧 I’m rooting for them 🥹.
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This drip is sensational adeer is living my dream life !!.
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Where is the viewing party going down at 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳.
Benadir Regional Court has sentenced Sayid Ali Moalim to death after finding him guilty of fatally burning his pregnant wife Lul Abdiaziz.
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There is no way we’re meant to work like dameers for the rest of our lives.
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Everything I’ve learned about Sagal and Sabrina has been against my will surely my sisters in Islam the economy isn’t THAT bad? Did the recession start??.
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Y’alls parents been speaking Somali to you for 20 som years and can’t speak a lick of Somali back, but fluent in qabyalaad and cuqdad you’re a waste man get your priorities straight 😂💀.
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This African race war is so weird I promise you Somalis don’t think about other Africans there is such a weird obsession with Somalis lmao.
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Wish we had as much grace for Somali women who suffer from substance abuse as we do for the brothers.
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Why did you feel comfortable telling me this now I gotta look at you with disgust.
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Me and my sister gifting aabo a umrah trip is the highlight of my year he’s so giddy, I hope we can make this a yearly occurrence w/ hooyo next time they deserve so much 🫶🏾.
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